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Borrowing money and paying back money in 2022 (59 sentences)

1. You have a good reason to borrow money, which makes me very moved. Give me a chance and let me help you solve this trouble-free problem.

There are many ways to destroy love, but the storm that is uprooted is borrowing money. Author: Zhang Ailing

3. If a woman borrows money, you don't care about less money, but if there is more money, you don't borrow it, and if you borrow it, you will admit it.

4. If you don't pay back the money you borrowed, isn't it too much for you to delay?

5, life is like a green leaf, with the passage of time, slowly turn yellow, but his context is still so clearly visible. -

If you decide to lend money to a friend, you should not expect to return it, but be prepared to lose this friend.

7. To dig a hole, you must dig a big hole; If you want to borrow money, you should borrow a lot of money instead of borrowing a little money everywhere.

8. You start first. Before he spoke, you said that you were a little short of money recently and planned to borrow money from him.

9. Lang Lang Gan Kun has no law, and * * wants to pay his debts, leaving the murderer alone!

10, I am speechless for such people, even if I don't pay back the money, I am blacked out.

1 1. For those who can't pay back the money, I just want to say, keep it as a coffin book! This is a portrayal of reality.

12, he wants to borrow money from me? I am as poor as a church mouse. How can I lend him money?

13, no money, go to borrow money, go to borrow money, not a dime.

14, see if a person believes you. Ask him for money, and you'll know whether he has borrowed it or not. See if a person has integrity.

15. Ambiguous is that I asked you to borrow money, but you didn't say it, didn't say it didn't, only said that my husband was not at home.

16, I don't know since when, paying back money has become the only criterion for testing friendship.

17, I didn't say anything when you borrowed money from me, but you said a thousand words when I asked you to pay back the money.

18. In this changeable era, the only way to make someone love you is to borrow money and not pay it back.

19, you don't need too many good friends, two are enough: one is willing to lend you money and the other is willing to attend your funeral.

20. A friend borrows money from you: That won't do. The landlord has no surplus grain.

2 1, be careful when borrowing money, and know who can borrow and who can't; If you have the courage to borrow money, you must have a sense of not paying it back.

22. Charles happened to be out of town when it was announced. Emma made a last-ditch effort and humbly asked Rudolph for help, only to find that he also refused to lend her money.

23. Don't borrow money from friends. I think many times I lost my good friend because of money.

24. A friend with no credit borrows money from you. If you still want this friend, you must never lend it to him, or you can give it to him.

25. It's the same thing to blush at every turn and borrow money as soon as you get up. This is a habit.

There are many ways to end a friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

27. Borrowing money is like a way to measure the reliability of friends.

28. No one wants to be with someone who has no money and is in debt. Let all this be buried in my heart, as long as it is not my own wishful thinking.

29. I bought a house recently, and my friend who borrowed money repaid it in time, and my money was tight.

30. Loving someone you don't know well is like lending money to a friend. No matter how good, you can only give the amount you don't expect the other party to repay.

3 1. No one borrows money from people who can't pay back the money. Author: Jia Pingwa

Don't lend money to your colleagues. Give it to him if necessary.

33. There are four ways to refuse a man you don't like: the first way is to borrow money, the second way is to be plain, the third way is to borrow money, and the fourth way is to borrow money after drinking.

34. What is the difference between borrowing money and cheating money? Borrowing money is cheating friends.

35. What's the difference between cheating and borrowing money? Borrowing money is a friend who cheats money!

36. Do I need an IOU to borrow money from others or do others need an IOU to borrow money from me?

The best way to make others remember you is to borrow money from him.

38. If you don't confess, you can be friends. If you are friends, you can borrow money. If you borrow money to express your confession, you are rejected and become a stranger, then you don't have to pay back the money!

39. You don't need many good friends. Two is enough. One will lend you money and the other will attend your funeral.

40. When you borrow money, you will find that you have few friends. When you want to trust something, you will find fewer friends.

4 1, Xiaoming loves books and tries to avoid shyness, but he still borrows money to buy a lot of books.

42. If you don't borrow money, you will never know how bad your popularity is. If you don't confess, you will never know how ugly you are!

43. Depending on how much you want to borrow, you can do whatever you want. If there is more, you can say, "I don't have that much here." I am really sorry that I have spent more money recently. " .

Only two friends are enough. One is the friend who lent me money, and the other is the friend who dared to ask the borrower for money and beat him.

45. Thinking about love now is like borrowing money and not paying it back, giving it in good faith, taking it in good faith, being obsessed, etc. Disturb the mood and waste time.

46. My sister thinks too much. If she borrows money, I won't pay it back when I wait for her. There is also a word called reciprocity.

47. Lending money to friends will take the loss of friendship as interest.

48. When you meet someone who borrows money and doesn't pay it back, you should think that he is dead and treat him like a stranger.

Sometimes we don't borrow money not because we are stingy, but because we are afraid of losing a friend.

50. It turns out that in this world, not all borrowers have become grandfathers, but all former grandfathers have borrowed money.

5 1. Some people borrow money from you because they think you won't ask them to pay back.

52. My money is hard earned, so I have no obligation to send you flowers! Always borrowing money and not paying it back. Ironically, I really don't want to be a relative.

If you want to make enemies, you must lend him money first, and then ask him for money.

54. I have borrowed money from others and lent money to others. It is natural to borrow money to pay back the money. Difficult to borrow money; However, it is more difficult to pay back the money.

If a man loves a woman, he will not ask her for money unless he has to.

56. I have borrowed money from others and lent money to others. It is natural to borrow money to pay back the money. Difficult to borrow money; However, it is more difficult to pay back the money.

57, hit people without hitting their faces, * * does not expose shortcomings, daughter-in-law does not talk about this matter, and friends do not borrow money.

In fact, just like when the market bottomed out in 2002, he was willing to borrow money to buy stocks.

59. I decided to borrow money by phone. I called all the phone numbers, but I borrowed very little money, which was not enough to pay the phone bill.