Interesting conversation after work

1, don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

2, it doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get into the water.

3. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

4, others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

Chopin, if you can pop up the sadness of labor and capital, labor and capital will give you a dollar.

6. There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

8. The most useless thing in the world is the pay slip. I get angry when I read it. My ass is too thin.

9. Growing, painful and happy days are called youth.

10, many things are between not saying injustice and saying melodramatic.

1 1. In this world, sincerity is scarce and even more economical.

12, the road is very long, Xiu Yuan is very embarrassed, I might as well take a taxi;

13, women are like clothes, but big sister is something you can't wear.

14, reality raped the past, leaving the seeds of evil called memory.

15, I said I was a director and she slept with me. The next day, I said I was an animation director, and she cried.

16, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

17, I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

18, I liked your fullness at first, but now why are you so thin? What makes me feel sorry? Oh, my wallet!

19, I have been infatuated with you for a long time, a little narcissistic!

20, how to say, there are still a few people who have a crush on me, I know.

2 1, my heart is not a bus, it is not that you sit down when there is a vacancy.

22. Why don't you study bulletproof vests with your face?

23. Xiao A put a P and Xiao C and said, Dude, your cell phone is ringing. Xiao A calmly said, Nothing, come here for a second?

24, Goose Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, and order the pot!

25. How many children who are tone-deaf gain confidence from a song?

26. Real warriors should dare to face up to beautiful girls and dare to face bleak singles;

Don't pose in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help but want to drop my camera.

28. What you play is called latent brother, and what you play is latent brother.

29, people are iron, rice is steel, and you don't pretend to be flustered for a day.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.

3 1, not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good! Personalized signature

32, China's aircraft carrier is enough, two easy to rear-end.

You won't be my girlfriend in this life, and I will be your son in the next life, so I won't kill you.

34, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are a stainless steel cock.

35. I finally know why I licked Oreos first, because then no one would compete with you.

Don't make me angry! Or a tofu will knock you out! Drag it out and feed it to the pervert!

37. I bought a CD. The boss said it was seven animals against a weak woman. I took it home and saw that it was a fine steel gourd doll!

38. Everyone speaks like a human being. I read the medical records. I can't even imagine a doctor.

39. What feels thick is not necessarily money, but a thick rag.

40. I planted a bunch of girlfriends in Houshan last year. In autumn, there are green hats everywhere.

4 1, I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

42. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?

43. The third party is not the later one, but the one who doesn't love deeply.

You are not the traffic policeman in my mind, and you have no right to interfere in my direction.

45. If life is like a play, then you really should end it.

46. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What did you say was missing?

47. At school, it was just that money to muddle along, and now it will take several days to muddle along!

48. Some people always sell what they have in exchange for what they don't have.

49. If the daughter-in-law is gone, you can find another one. There is only one mother.

50. If life deceives me, then I will also deceive life.

After work, it's raining and typhoon.

It rained after work. Humorous sentences (I)

1. After several days of typhoon and rainstorm, the quilts are moldy, and there is always a musty smell when sleeping.

2. The Woods far and near roared, sometimes lower, sometimes higher, singing to each other, whining. .............................................................................................................................................

After the typhoon, some small trees in the community were blown down. The rain stopped and the sun came out. It really comes and goes quickly.

If the typhoon is bigger, the school will be blown away and all the teachers will be blown away.

The typhoon is coming, and it has blown away my lovely homework!

6. Well, there is a typhoon here, but we insist on putting the lanterns on. /kloc-When he was 0/7 years old, he left without anything. (True story, though just a friend of a friend)

Feeling a touch of autumn on the first day after the typhoon is a short-lived enjoyment for the hot south without autumn.

8. After the typhoon, the land is always deserted, and the danger is still quite great. The forces of nature can't compete.

9. A typhoon is coming. Take your clothes and close the window! ! ! !

10. I hope everyone will be safe after the typhoon and work at home today.

1 1. Respect nature and protect the environment!

12. After the typhoon, I hope that after the rain clears up, everything that is bad will be as good as in the past, and life will not last long.

13. Typhoon. Look at the students' talking pictures. The trees all fell to the ground. Fortunately, I'm not at school.

14. The typhoon came well, and I took five days off in a row.

15. My ex-boyfriend is in Hainan, and now there is a typhoon in Hainan. Should I laugh or cry?

16. I wish you were here. Even if the typhoon comes, I just need to hug you, you fat bastard.

17. Please hold me tight in the typhoon so that I am not afraid.

18. The typhoon came and went, the screen of the mobile phone cracked, the bear on the key chain got stuck, and my heart was shaken by a sudden rain outside the window.

19. The typhoon that just landed quickly rolled overhead, roaring away toward the distant horizon like waves. The huge sound wave took away the murmur of the heart beating.

It rained after work. Humorous sentences (Chapter II)

20. It's an honor to meet you. Sunflower boy who loves to be cheerful, teenager with big eyes and deep smile, calm and high-quality typhoon idol.

2 1. A stormy night in Guangzhou! In the morning, the typhoon came, the typhoon didn't come, and the storm came! Oh, my God, I'm too scared to sleep at night.

22. Typhoon Tiantu crushed a century-old tree and just killed a family of three passing motorcycles. Two people were killed and one was injured. You are still proud of Typhoon Tiantu.

23. I heard that a typhoon is coming to the world, and it will arrive one day. Are you scared-

24. The wind sighs gently among the branches, making the wet grass on the roof rustle and breaking the depressed silence between the skins with rhythmic music. ;

There is a typhoon outside, so I dare not go out. Tell me what you know. I hope it is safe. It's just a routine patrol in extreme weather.

26. Where is Mr. Higgs from Typhoon?

27. God bless Chinese descendants.

After the typhoon, the shore was a mess, full of crabs and fish, and an "anchor needle" was found.

29. The wind is very strong, like a group of black dragons, trying to devour the earth.

There will be a typhoon here tomorrow. Please bless me, babies.

3 1. The wind roared and ran around like a wounded beast.

32. The wind roared like an army of horses.

I just like you. Even if the typhoon comes, I will worry that you are not in a hurry to deliver the meal after eating, even if you are not moved.

34. After the typhoon, the park was as quiet as an ink painting.

35. I want to ask: Typhoon, do you dare to take your family with you? I'm always ready at school! Tear down the school if you dare!

36. Although the morning was as usual, it was overcast, adding a little tension. After the typhoon, the sky will still be clear.

37. Typhoon, more. Thank you for your ancestors for 18 generations.

38. In the afternoon, it was cloudy. After a while, it was cloudy and it rained cats and dogs.

It rained after work. Humorous sentences (Chapter III)

39. It will be sunny after the typhoon. I hope everything is fine where the typhoon passes ~

40. Typhoon, God wants me to tell you to come back every month to save those poor children.

4 1. After the typhoon, the sky in Wan Li, Wan Li, is cloudless and blue!

42. Let the typhoon eat dazzling and never stop. .

A typhoon is coming. Let's fly together.

44. After the typhoon, all the small trees downstairs in the dormitory were blown away.

45. It's windy after work, and no one rides an electric car to the outlet. Just leave.

46. The typhoon came late this summer and the sky was blue. I saw the clouds and smoke passing by the plane, and my eyes were wet with tears.

47. I want to know why typhoons always take women's names, because she always comes with your house and car.

48. A few years ago, we left school early because of the typhoon, but we stayed at school to chat until everyone left, and then we had a water fight in the flooded school. After that, we also played many times, splashing water on each other's desks and chairs after class, and even splashing water on each other after school. I was really happy. I played with my college classmates yesterday, but I didn't feel so strong.

49. The typhoon came more violently to help those students who don't like classes.

50. Some people in charge of the bean curd residue project should be shivering now. Don't panic. It's a big problem. It's no use panicking.

5 1. Only parents will scold you for a minute to remind you not to run around when the typhoon comes and go to bed early at night.

52. The typhoon roared at the empty street like a lion, and the remaining saplings resisted the strong wind alone. The more persistent, the more inclined, the last second. The wind blew it off and even uprooted it.

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54. Pray for a rainstorm or a typhoon tomorrow, and come to Germany more violently ~ ~

55. Don't delay the study of students from other provinces when the typhoon comes to Zhejiang! !

56. It is said that you attract the wind and butterflies. Look, typhoon number six is coming.

Talk about getting off work. Talk about the mood of finally getting off work.

Talking about getting off work

1, hmm! ? Stop on the way to work, stop at the door after work, write and don't answer the phone. You are so classical! Even if you don't know the law, there is still a chill …

2. This company invited me to apply for an investment manager with an annual salary of10-120,000. A closer look reveals that my predecessor was a TV factory, where my mother worked all her life. I still remember when I was a child, my mother would bring home a big bag of electronic parts every day after work. We helped screw up. At most, the salary is only over 2000. Until he retired in 2005, he also subsidized 50,000. After studying the tax law, I found that the income tax calculation method of internal retirement is inhuman. I couldn't communicate this experience with my mother at that time.

I am still ill, and I can't forget a person's illness soon. Just like a person I met before, I couldn't help but see if her office was open and whether I could meet her on my way to work or on my way to work. I can't help it This is an adjustment period. Not suitable for meeting new friends. I am emotionally unstable and can't communicate normally.

I am used to living alone now, working alone, getting off work alone and sleeping alone.

May, February, a new beginning, a new environment, although inexplicably reluctant, holding a mobile phone to dial a phone, not eating, a person went to the stadium to run a lot of laps, reluctant to this stadium, where to play after work? I feel much better after the phone call. The power of the subconscious is really amazing, which will make people become what they want to be step by step. Try to be different while you are young, and maybe there will be something new. ..

6. To make yourself live a full life every day, the most enjoyable thing is to come back from work, take a shower, blow air conditioning and play mobile phones.

7. I went to see the hot pot hero with my colleagues after work today. When Chongqing dialect flies out on the screen, I feel like crying when I see those familiar buildings in the picture. I really want to grab the person around me and tell him loudly, have you succeeded? This is my city! This is an excellent film made by Chongqing people! This is my cock flying to Chongqing! I have stayed in Beijing for so long that I will go home soon. Chen Kun, thank you for making us so proud.

8. How happy it is to have someone waiting after work.

9. The wind at work or class can blow the dog down after work or class.

10, there are three things every day, going to work, getting off work and sleeping. helpless

1 1. Recently, the big lion has unlimited things to do every day. It's really hard, but no matter how busy and tired he is, he will accompany me to talk about what happened this day after work, share joy and listen to depression. I know in my heart that the big lion has long regarded me as the sustenance of his soul ~ always be the sun in each other's hearts and will tell you at any time that you still have me.

12, there are still five minutes to get off work. If there is an ending, I will be lucky enough to die in a fortune 500 company like Xifeng in the United States, which will make you tremble.

13, when most people are still struggling for houses and cars, I have my own small business and a warm nest. So the weight is straight up! Khan, start walking to and from work tomorrow, and stick to your original weight. Come on, kitten!

14, I have a lover at work, a lover after work, a beautiful woman when I go out, and I miss Iraqis with a beautiful woman. My aunt says you are a bad person, my sister-in-law says you are a bitch, my nanny says you are an able person, and my mother says you are a husband.

15, leaving soon, but full of disappointment. Although I only have time to go to work every day, I have no time to get off work. Although I will be hungry at noon, although I repeat this day every day, I really can't bear to leave.

16, I found such a person. He will wait for me to go to work together every day. He will buy me breakfast and deliver it to me. He will take me to eat all the delicious food I want. He will tolerate my unreasonable temper. He will carry me behind my back when I don't want to go. He will cook dinner and deliver it to my door when I don't want to go out for dinner. He will hold me in pettish when I am angry and ask for forgiveness.

17, I hope to go to work and get off work ~ I hope to go to work and take a vacation ... my goal has always been adhered to. ................

18, starting from school and returning to a cycle. It is boring to go to class after work.

19, I forgot to bring my umbrella in rainy days, thinking that someone would pick you up, but I forgot that the person who picked you up from work had already left.

20. When the weather is fine, I arrive at the company early. After work, the bus is not crowded. Listening to the song is the only way to go, and I actually saw the wildflowers that I usually ignore. You can be happy without deliberately pursuing happiness. I recommend this book, which is easy to understand and suitable for scum like me.

2 1, my husband is on a business trip on Valentine's Day! Ha ha! When I am old, my single friends are almost gone, and it is difficult to make an appointment! Ha ha! Allergy can't treat yourself with delicious food! Ha ha! If you go shopping after work, will you become single? Ha ha! I'd better go home and cook something to watch Sansheng Stone III!

22. Topic: The child wrote: After work, my father came back one after another. Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

23, a person to work, a person off work, a person to eat, a person to sleep, unprecedented loneliness.

24. I get sleepy as soon as I go to work. I feel sleepy as soon as I fall asleep. I am not sleepy after work. If you don't sleep, you will be sleepy as soon as you go to work …

25. Today is my birthday, but so what? I don't eat alone and go home from work alone. I have long been used to this life. I have long been forgotten by you.

Talk about the mood of finally getting off work.

1, going to work during the day/doing part-time jobs after work/attending classes at weekends/getting me through the hard April and May/making me stop thinking about him-

2, a person to work, a person to get off work, a person to go home, a person to eat, a person to go shopping, a person drunk, a person crying, everything is a person.

There are always one or two talents in every company, who go to work like frosted eggplant, but are as excited as chicken blood after work.

I am very busy recently. I have been looking after the children since I came home from work. I'm a little tired and happy. Today is our sixth wedding anniversary. Let's go to the alley to eat kebabs and relax.

Sometimes I wonder what people live for. Go to work, get off work, sleep and eat every day. . . .

6. Think about how to spend tomorrow, sleep late, then play computer games, go to work at four or five o'clock, come back late from work, take a bath and sleep. This day is very fulfilling.

7. He is a handsome boy. Many girls like him, but he has a soft spot for me. Send me roses every day, pick me up from work every day, and be gentle and considerate to me. To tell the truth, I am very touched and enjoy this warmth!

8. The past few days have been terrible. Xiaoyi's anxiety about going to kindergarten torments her and me, and she has nowhere to turn for help. I'm afraid she can't persist. I have trouble sleeping for several nights, dreaming and waking up. Today is my period, and I still have loose bowels. I don't know why. I went out without an umbrella in the morning, and then it rained after work. At the moment, I feel dizzy, my stomach hurts and my feet are cold.

9. It seems that I have returned to the third year of high school. What I look forward to most every day is eating and sleeping. What I look forward to most now is eating and getting off work, and I will go back at four o'clock every afternoon.

10, the mood at work is heavier than going to the grave. Feel sleepy at work, get up immediately after work. Wow, Kaka.

1 1, get up, go to work, get off work, go to work and then get off work. Sometimes I work overtime. Go home and lie in bed. Get up again and again to go to work ......

12, I'm off duty but don't want to go home. Do you understand, because what is waiting for me is silence or criticism, but I have done nothing wrong. I'm really unhappy today.

13. My mother washes clothes for my three-year-old son as soon as she comes home from work: Son, my mother has worked hard. How can you repay her when you grow up? The son said: Mom, don't worry, I will also wash my son's clothes when I grow up.

14, so this is the feeling of waiting for work. Happy new year. It's not the child whose parents took her to menstruation's home in grade one and menstruation's home in grade two. Is there anyone like me? The more Chinese New Year is, the sadder it is!

15. Make up before going out every morning, clean up beautifully, and then work as usual, answer the phone and send emails without any change. After leaving the company, I can finally take off my disguise. I will walk along the river at night, staring blankly and thinking nothing. Only I know where the changes are. If everything you say in one thing is painful, don't say anything.

16, I want to have a home. How much I want to, someone came to me and said, let's live together. I can get up together, go to work, get off work, buy food, cook, wash dishes, take a walk, watch TV, go to the supermarket, watch movies on weekends and travel on holidays. No matter how many years, I will try my best to wait.

17, because I ate instant noodles every day a few days ago, but it's not delicious today. I went to buy a jiaozi after work. The proprietress who bought jiaozi said that her jiaozi was made by hand. I bought a book with great expectation, and the result was terrible. Now I really can't listen to the seller!

18. I feel very sad when I come home from work every day, and the empty big house is always alone. I also want a boyfriend.

19, going to work on Monday is like a bear. This bird looks like what I looked like when I got off work on Friday. Children's shoes, is that you!

20. Go to work like an ant, and get off work like a dragon.

2 1, I haven't got off work on time for a long time, and I really don't want to work overtime today.

22. When I feel homesick most, I probably come back from a business trip or come home from work, and I am so hungry that I find that no one is nagging and no one is waiting. I'm worried that my efforts to grow up can't keep up with your aging speed, so I work hard, so I restrain, so I endure.

23. Get up, go to work, sleep, get up, eat and sleep. Get off work, go home, surf the internet, turn off your phone and sleep. Daily life?

24. Shi Shusi, as a media person who just finished the night shift, got off work with double pain. One is the inner pain caused by innocent victims, and the other is the groan of some migrant workers who have lost their property and have no recourse. The other is that the government can't forgive, cover up and watch the funeral become a happy event. Tianjin Port, 104 lives, astronomical property losses, high rescue costs, waiting for a sincere confession and apology.

25. Well, it's very late for the male god to come back from work. It's not too early to play until midnight every night. He knows I'm worried that he'll lie to me and say I'll sleep right away. My heart is so warm.

Funny signature about not wanting to go to school after work on weekends

Why is the gap between the prince and his son so big? This is the difference.

When I was a child, the thickest letter was a love letter; When I grow up, the thickest letter is the bank bill.

Let you be crazy without me, and let me be strong in a world without you.

It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you work on me.

The happiest thing is to find money in your pocket when washing clothes.

Why Friday is so close to Monday, but Monday is so far away from Friday! This is not scientific!

To be honest, I really envy your skin. How can it be maintained so thick?

If you want to blow up the school, I can only say, my friend, you are not fighting alone!

Don't mess with women, they are creatures who can't die after bleeding for seven days.

Lord Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to give up treatment with you.

Don't yell at me. I was frightened by dogs when I was a child.

Mathematics has abused me thousands of times, and I regard mathematics as my first love.

I have given up spicy food. There is nothing I can't stand. Interesting personality signature

Guess what my seat is. Of course I know! Made of shit

Sister farted loudly, only to see her crotch burst open.

All male gods like small breasts. Diaosi likes big breasts.

I also want to experience the feeling of being chased! You can buy things without giving money.

Come to the seaside with me. What are you doing there? Maybe we can meet Tao who walks alone and bring him back.

I think you are too greasy, and then I will say don't make any noise. I was thinking about you.

[A friend bought a watch, which is of good quality. It's okay to fall off a cliff.

I hate all that nonsense telling me why you gave up treatment, which makes me look saved.

Ma Ma told me that you are going blind and playing computer games. I retorted: no! I just can't see anything without my glasses!

In this exam, I still intend to hide my true level.

Don't be the enemy of the world, be my little bastard.

I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

But gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

Honey, my mouth itches. Talk to people, kiss.

If I can remember you in my next life, I will die incompletely in my life.

If one day, the whole world does not want you. Don't panic, come to me and I'll tell you. I don't want you either.

This shameless thing, when done well, is called excellent psychological quality.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

Look at you, you look like you're joking!

If being rich is also a mistake, then I'd rather make mistakes again and again. Campus funny personality signature

Who do you think you are, the bottle on the kerosene lamp, and you think you are a third wheel?

Men, like the food in the canteen, are terrible, but they leave too late!

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

Look at you, you look like you're joking!

If being rich is also a mistake, then I'd rather make mistakes again and again.

Who do you think you are, the bottle on the kerosene lamp, and you think you are a third wheel?

Men, like the food in the canteen, are terrible, but they leave too late!

When quarreling with your boyfriend, don't blame him in a hurry. First, reflect on yourself. If it is really your own fault, then think about how to pass it on to him.

It's not like you to be so kind to you, because you may have been my pet pig in a previous life.

In the morning, the alarm clock started to go crazy, the quilt suddenly hugged me, the pillow sang me a lullaby, and then I fell asleep. ~

? Although homework? There are no words, but there are mysteries.

I can eat, which doesn't mean that I am a foodie, but that I am easy to raise.

I'm just a child who graduated from kindergarten for more than ten years. Why do I have to face so much?