Why is Jamie sad about what he found in the anti-smoking campaign?

I recently made a sad discovery: in our family, my father is mortal, and so is my mother. I, of course, am a more.

Generally speaking, only my twin brother Gary is slightly different. ...

-from Jamie's diary

According to Jame, a junior girl, a man should smoke and even have a wooden pipe, especially as a writer.

Dear dad, it's almost impolite not to smoke. Her brother Gary listened to her and said, "You said it today.

A hundred words, but this one is true. "

Gary likes to talk about "great man", "principle" and "truth". He imagined himself as a giant since he was a child.

Man, though he has always been a loser, has built an elevator on the earth, but even cats are afraid to sit. To study the sun in the world

The institution where sunspot works wrote a letter to recommend himself, but the other party delayed sending an invitation letter. He doesn't get angry when he hits the wall, blaming others for their lack of quality.

Eyes, thought he was one in a million.

"But," said Jim, "Mom must ask Dad to give up smoking, starting from Monday!"

Gary said, "Yes, I heard that, too. How did dad agree? Well, it's boring to live in fear.

Think about it! People say that a man with backbone has no style when he gets married! "

However, no matter how well the two brothers and sisters know about dad's quitting smoking, the anti-smoking campaign still goes on as usual. mother

I often play children's plays, so I always do things with a childlike innocence. For example, she will write an article on the blackboard at home with great interest.

Slogan: "Quit smoking for health!" It's very loud.

I heard that poor dad had a heart attack and became a patient. He added the address of a cardiovascular expert to his appointment book.

There is also a telephone number dedicated to calling an ambulance; In addition to swallowing colorful and exquisite pills after three meals, dad often has one hand.

Holding a purple pottery teapot, flipping through health magazines like a real old man. That's not enough. Now mom and the doctor

The students United and asked him to give up smoking within a time limit. God, how can dad stand it!

Dad used to be lazy and liked to hum a tune of Young Sailor. He also has a sweater with white and blue stripes.

A shirt named "Soul of the Sea" may often imagine himself sailing on the sea, with a cigarette in one hand and writing in the other.

Much like Lu Xun's demeanor, he is a genius in short.

However, times have changed and my father has become a tragic figure.

Monday will arrive soon, and you can't hide it!

Mom has always been a career-oriented woman, a little rough, no hobbies, easy-going; It's about making sure dad quits

From the first day of smoking, she became like a spy. When she came back from work on Monday, she walked briskly and crept out of the door.

Touch into the house, and then suddenly open the door of the study, in order to find out if dad is smoking. Of course, she got nothing. because

Because dad has a watch and knows when mom gets off work!

"Why bother?" Dad proudly said, "I said I can still have a holiday if I quit smoking?"

Mother said doubtfully, "Then, why are there still cigarettes in the study?"

"That must be left over from the past!"

Mom was speechless. A few days later, the smoke in the study was still strong, so she had to go to Jim quietly.

"Xiaomei, does your father smoke at home during the day?"

"I," said Jim, "I didn't notice!"

"Girls should be more careful!" Mother quietly developed her into an ally. "When mom is not at home, you are mom."

Damn eyes, pay more attention. "

"I don't want to be a snitch," Jim mumbled. Gary will laugh at me.

"Where is the Snitch?" Mom smiled. "It's a supervisor. If dad doesn't make up his mind, his illness will get worse.

Heavy. "

The next day, Mei Jia really paid attention. She found her father still smoking quietly, just walking underground. male

The cigarette case is no longer in the pocket, but scattered in a few very secret places, in a small box under the bed, or

In an empty vase that has been useless for a long time, if you want to smoke, you can conjure up smoke from nearby like a magician. Only at night and in the morning.

No smoking.

I finally found out that my father smoked because one Sunday. He stayed up until noon that day, didn't he, mom?

He said he was going out for a walk. As soon as he left, his mother followed him. Moreover, my mother has attracted attention from a distance.

I saw my father's nostrils spewing out several wisps of smoke beautifully.

Mother was angry, her face was cold, like a solemn judge, as if two people had quarreled for a few words.

This is just top secret. Later, I saw my father honestly disclose those secret cigarette storage locations, and my mother let them go.

I put away all the cigarettes, locked them in the drawer, and then tried to pull them a few times without sealing them.

Mother didn't say a word at dinner. On the contrary, my father was very active and announced, "sons and daughters, sir,

I really made up my mind to give up smoking. Nothing is difficult in the world. I think quitting smoking is a piece of cake. "

Mother's anger subsided immediately, and she said politely, "I'll buy smoking cessation candy tomorrow!" " By the way, I heard that there is a clinic in the suburbs.

So, I invented ear acupuncture to quit smoking. How about I go with you? "

"What the hell?" Dad plausibly said, "Those measures are aimed at people who lack perseverance."

Jamie looked at his father devoutly. Genius is always full of confidence. It was Gary who gave a dry cough to show his opposition. can

The next day, Mei Jia found that it was still Li Jia's eyes, because when she opened the door of her father's book after school, she found that his father was writing.

There is smoke around the table. She just froze.

"Oh," Dad smiled awkwardly. "There are mosquitoes. I'll order one to drive them away! "

Jamie is unhappy. She didn't expect her father to be duplicitous She even wants to be her mother's supporter at once, so she just

Because dad lied to everyone. Gary soon learned the truth, he said:

"Men like to express their opinions, but they forget when they finish!"

"You mean ordinary men, extraordinary men shouldn't do that!" Mei Jia said.

Li Jia ignited himself and said, "Remember, there is only one Li Jia in this family that is extraordinary!" " "

Soon, Jame gave birth to a little respect for this brother who was born a few minutes earlier than himself, and things still revolved around this.

A "quit smoking campaign". Often, there will be heroes in times of crisis.

Now that my father said, "A word from a gentleman is a promise, but a promise is a promise," my mother no longer doubts it. She is still a rough lesbian at heart.

People. Dad always opens the doors and windows before his mother comes home, and he no longer goes out for a walk alone on Sundays. In short, he won't stay.

Any trace. Mother said to Jamey several times, "Your father is unusual. I heard that others are very upset about quitting smoking. "

Jame was in a dilemma and could only laugh. She is a little afraid of hurting her mother's heart, and even more afraid of hurting her father's heart. Smart girl

Everyone likes to remain neutral.

On Sunday, my mother cooked and said that she would celebrate my father's success in quitting smoking in the evening.

"Why bother!" Dad is very modest and cautious. "Forget it, forget it!"

Mom is the kind of spoony woman, shouting good skills in the kitchen; Where's Dad? He said he had to rush to write a manuscript.

Just lock yourself in the study. Mother ran to knock on the door of the study after she finished processing the frying pan.

"who?" There was a nervous voice inside, and dad was nervous.

"It's me!" Mom said, "Open the door, it's time for you to have a rest!" " "

Two brothers and sisters are in the small room. Gary looked out and said to Jamie, "Dad must be smoking again!" " "

"How do you know?" Jame is a little nervous, too, and his palms are sweating.

"I have no problem with IQ." Gary is extremely arrogant.

While speaking, I heard my father open the door and said confidently, "I just want to have a rest. Please come in!" " Ha, Taeshin.

Bitter, when the team leader for half a day. "

Everything is calm. Jim couldn't help saying, "Look, dad doesn't smoke, does he?" Otherwise, how could mom not know,

There should always be cigarette butts! "

Gary disagreed: "you are so simple-minded, just put a few cigarette butts!" " "

Jamie finally stopped quarreling with this overbearing guy. He always belittles her, as if this would make him understand.

Gao Ming, what a "cook beans and burn beans" guy-dad has long said this "seven-step poem", but he didn't understand it at all.

Still fighting to be bad brothers.

Suddenly, my mother's scream came from the study: "Hey, hey, what a strange thing!" " "

Two twins rushed over in tandem, and indeed there was an unprecedented spectacle: dad's quilt was dyed.

Smoking is like life, spitting out wisps of smoke from time to time, with a choking smell.

"oh! This! " Dad shook his head again and again, a little desperate and a little short.

Gary stepped forward and lifted the quilt: Oh, my God, there is an ashtray full of cigarette butts, and one of them hasn't been lit yet.

Red light, a corner of the quilt, has been burnt, still there "a single spark can start a prairie fire"!

Mother's voice changed: "This, this, this please explain!" "

Dad turned his back on everyone and said with infinite regret, "I thought I let him out, and my strength was weak."

Some. "It seems that all the mistakes are this.

Mei Jia hurriedly looked at his mother's face, and her mother smiled several times and said nothing. She is silent when she is angry, like a fool.

The silent mountain is frightening. So the whole family had to walk on tiptoe for fear of stepping on mines. Dad feels very proud.

Looking down is to keep a straight face and avoid looking into anyone's eyes.

After dinner, my mother went to Jim's brother and sister's small room alone and sat there sighing: "Your father is like an ostrich. He can't give up smoking all his life."

"Mom, dad doesn't want to quit," Gary said with a smile. "Men always want to be free!"

"Your father's heart disease is unusual, it's myocarditis!" Mother blurted out, "It's simply harmful to let him smoke again."

Him! "

Jim caught the ominous omen from his mother's expression and suddenly realized that the crisis was lurking ahead. She used her arm.

Surround yourself and hold your shoulders tight. My brother is different. As soon as his mother left, he put on his coat and jumped up: "I'm going out."

Get down. "

It's heartless of him to leave his frightened sister at home like this.

"no! I'll call my mother! " Jamie jumped up, too "Are you going to play video games again?"

"am I an idiot!" Gary looks like a big shot. "I went to the library to find out what myocarditis is about."

When my brother came back, his face was full of sadness. He said, "Do you understand? Myocarditis is a terrible disease, so we must

We're in the same boat! "

At this time, he seems to be the real pillar of the family.

For the next few days, my brother has been in a state of madness. For example, he set his father as X and himself as Y. It is said that he wants to.

Invent an equation to solve family problems. He drew one sketch after another. Jamie wants to get together and have a look.

He will become angry from embarrassment and wave his hand and say. "Go away, this is a contest between men, not between girls!"

However, Jamey is still looking forward to her brother's advice. Gary, nicknamed "Xu Wenchang", amused his close friend Lu with practical jokes.

Zhisheng quit smoking, so he is considered a talent in this field. Besides, dad, since the quilt incident was exposed,

Then I simply put the cigarette case in my pocket, as if quitting smoking had become history.

Finally, Gary patted his thigh hard: "Yes, I have to use a centrifuge!" " "

That plan sounds like a plot with a knife and a gun, but it's actually very simple. On the same day, Gary borrowed a copy from Lu Zhisheng's house.

A "Little Overlord" video game machine with two new game cards; He installed that, and quickly pulled his father: "Please!"

Ok, dad, this is a fashion game for teenagers. Come and experience it. "

Dad said, "Oh, I heard that many children are addicted to it and even neglect their studies. I just want to write an article. "

Dad sat there and played for a while, and then he wanted to end it. Gary wouldn't let me, saying that he wanted to get to the bottom of it with his father, so the father and son just

You won a game, and I lost a game, neck and neck. Mom watched anxiously, and Gary whispered, "Don't worry, in an hour."

He is addicted, and will forget to smoke and want to play video games in the future. "

"wouldn't that be worse?" Mom is anxious, "you will pay it back early tomorrow morning!" " "

However, Gary didn't want to return the game machine the next day, and he didn't return it the third day. Later, he just wanted to

Forget yourself, because dad still loves smoking, and soon forgot the game machine. My parents sleep every day.

After midnight, Gary got up and played for a while, sometimes until dawn. Anyway, mom slept well, dad.

Dad always takes sleeping pills.

Jamey always warns him: "If you do this again, I will tell my father!" " "

"Besides betraying me, what are your specialties?"

Jim is so angry that she really wants to lift the quilt out of bed. Brother will be soft; "Brothers and sisters, how can you undermine each other? Well,

I will return it tomorrow! "

But Gary is really addicted and won't pay back that bully easily. One day, Jamie met her on the playground.

Zhisheng Lu Lu Zhisheng came to see her as usual. She was very friendly and bowed repeatedly, contrary to Gary's attitude.

"Come back' Little Overlord'!" Mei Jia said earnestly.

Zhisheng Lu was puzzled: "Of course I am very generous. You can keep the' little bully' to play. I still have something new. "

Four in one game card, I'll give you two later! "He also said, and 1 vigorously smile.

Mei Jia can only shake his head in despair, because his brother is coming towards her and glaring at her.

Gradually, Gary's business has improved. For example, the head teacher found that this shrewd student suddenly became.

Sleepy, there are more and more homework mistakes. Parents are anxious, but they don't know anything, so they are worried about his performance.

Keep an observation diary and prepare for comprehensive study. Finally, my father cracked the game machine incident in one fell swoop, because one night he forgot.

In order to swallow sleeping pills, I found a killing sound in the cabin.

That night, Mei Jia fell asleep and didn't attend this exciting scene-she is used to it these days.

Fall asleep in the noise of the game machine.

The father and son had a purely male negotiation and decided to give up their hobbies at the same time. Despite their repeated statements,

Men should have hobbies, but they think they might as well give it a try. In those days, home was really a bit.

It's upside down Dad sings "the mountain is the high head", but people always yawn, without any glory; What does Gary always sing?

Wolf of the North, a long whistle, is really like a lonely wolf.

Both of them eat very little, and they are easy to be picky about food and lose their temper at the dinner table. Mom, Jim almost wanted to resist.

However, my mother snickered with joy and sent fruits and exquisite snacks from time to time, as if to persuade her to surrender.

"Their reaction is normal. Quitting bad habits is like weaning. They are much more sad than us! " mother

Mom said, "It seems that your father is willing to give up everything for his son."

Jamie burst out laughing. Later, every time she saw the father and son lose their temper, she thought of "weaning"; She smiled, and they

Just stare blankly and stare at her. Of course she won't say it, or they will fly into a rage. material

Later, Gary boasted that everything was as expected in his equation, and it was a hundred times more difficult to quit video games than to quit smoking, which meant that he

A little better than dad. This is my brother's old problem. However, even extraordinary people have some minor faults. correct

No?

After dad quit smoking, he decided to go out for a holiday with his mother, leaving Yamei and his brother as two meritorious ministers to look on coldly.

Dad is not a genius at all. Only a few people would come up with such a bad idea. Mei Jia thought angrily. But Gary didn't.

I agree. He said that although dad is a mortal, he can also be "ordinary"-the immortal is unwilling to give up himself for his son.

Hobbies.