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What are the advertising slogans that exaggerate selling?

Exaggerated advertising slogans

The creation of advertising language is a job that needs inspiration and constant innovation.

There is no fixed formula, which needs to be constantly created and improved by practitioners in specific work. This is an orange.

Children bring exaggerated advertising slogans, welcome to read!

Exaggerated advertising slogan:

1. The quality of this comb is top-notch, and you can take it home for only two yuan.

The quality of this comb is top-notch, why don't you know how to take it home?

This comb is of top quality, and your wife will praise you when you buy it back.

4. If you want to buy something, hurry up; Don't miss a good opportunity. Opportunities don't come every day. You should shoot.

In Mao Mao, anyone can bear two yuan of rain, which will not affect your smoking and drinking beer, nor will it affect your dating and drinking to buy movie tickets.

6. You buy a one-dollar plastic comb and use it. Either it's broken here or there. You have to spend several more dollars a year, don't you? !

7. Don't bargain, don't bargain. Our factory has explained that if we are short of RMB, we can't buy it, and we only sell RMB when the price block is sold in the mall. This price won't be very high. Today, the factory sells directly, not making everyone a penny, just promoting the factory. It took you ten years to buy it home. Isn't it worth this RMB?

8. Two dollars is not expensive, so there is no need to have a family meeting.

9. Two dollars is nothing, you can't hurt your waist, you can't get things done, you can't buy a house or land.

10. The printing company "prints everything except banknotes."

1 1 ... flower shop "Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some for our wife."

12. Beauty salon, please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother.

13. A job advertisement for a French class says that if you don't like the course after listening to it, you can ask for a refund of the tuition, but you must speak it in French.

14. The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is "spot" under the factory, please don't leave "pox".