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Stand at attention, be at ease and look to the right.

Stand at attention and be at ease. When you give these two commands, they are both short and powerful voices. The voice should be loud, coming from the abdomen, so as to have momentum. But pay attention! The pronunciation of the previous word is higher than that of the last word.

Such a matchmaker is very difficult for the host. Laughing at the Tiger King in the Garden by Qian Yong in the Qing Dynasty: "There was a king in Taicang, who was strict in nature and was called a tiger." ... at that time, there was a slogan saying:' Three strikes from bulging, jumping out of the tiger king. Not a stick, it's thirty-five. Wei Junyi's "Recalling the West Yulin": "Isn't there a slogan:' Three years is not bitter, and ten thousand years are blessed." "

A poem dedicated to the emperor.

"History of the Song Dynasty, Lezhi XVII": "There are three banquets in the Spring and Autumn Period: First, the emperor is promoted to sit down and the prime minister is drinking." Sixth, musicians give speeches, and then a poem, which is called' slogan', all of which describe the feelings of dances and hymns in Germany, America and China and foreign countries. "

Yuan Qiaoji's "The Story of Money" is the third fold: "I made several slogans with Master." ... this gentleman is really wrong. How many times has he gone through nine classics and three histories? I haven't been lazy to write books since I came to your study. "The Book of the First Carving" Volume 5: "At that time, there were six slogans:' The gods are different, and the conclusion has been made.' The tiger is a god, and the ceremony is not frustrated.