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What are the two poems written by Fan Wei in Country Love 2?

What did I do during the inspection:

Getting rich is a policy.

Meng Xiao is a good young man.

Who says women are inferior to men?

This is not simple. This is not simple.

What did I do when I got married collectively:

The river is flowing.

My aunt wears red flowers.

Dad, you must be angry, too

Find me a mother next year, too

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