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My girlfriend asked me to write a summary of being a husband. . . Ask for help. . . The more, the better.
Many friends ask us why we are still so good after seven years of marriage. So I began to summarize some bits and pieces of married life. Every couple's personality and way of getting along are not necessarily the same. The following may or may not be appropriate. Wish all lovers in the world can find their own happiness!
Always wear the wedding ring on the ring finger of your left hand after you get married! Wearing a wedding ring clearly shows your marital status and your firm attitude of rejecting foreign temptations.
When two people go out to eat together, when they see their favorite dishes and are embarrassed to clip them too many times, they can clip them for each other. When others admire your love at the dinner table, they can unconsciously sweep away their favorite dishes.
Often attend the other half's friends' parties. This can expand the circle of communication and add many topics of common interest.
When you are alone, you always talk about the other half.
After the quarrel, you can swap roles and repeat what you just quarreled, making you laugh your ass off!
From a long time ago, "we" appeared more in conversations than "I".
What self-esteem does a man need in front of his beloved woman! The meaner, the happier!
No matter how busy a man is at work, he has to undertake some housework, which is a responsibility to his family. Like me, I am responsible for washing dishes, washing clothes, taking out garbage, locking doors, taking newspapers, and many temporary tasks, most of which are looking for things.
Many people hate washing dishes, but I especially like washing dishes. On the one hand, it's a great sense of accomplishment to watch a pile of greasy dirty bowls being washed gradually. On the other hand, while washing the dishes in your hand, all kinds of daydreams will appear in your mind, just like daydreaming. By the way, introduce the current living conditions. I worked in a foreign company for 7 years before. Last year, the financial crisis affected the organization in Shanghai and was dismissed. When I left the hospital, I was ambitious to start my own business, but it was very difficult after a few months, and I am still exploring the road to entrepreneurship. However, I am still very happy with my wife every day. A happy family gives me the courage and strength to continue to struggle.
Quietly help her change the direction of slippers when taking a bath, squeeze toothpaste and pour mouthwash when brushing her teeth. Although it is a trivial matter in daily life, it always makes her feel warm and caring.
When chatting with colleagues and friends (especially the opposite sex), you should always talk to the other half and experience for yourself that it can be insulated from peach blossoms. However, even if I don't do this, maybe no peach blossoms will come to me. . .
Don't feel bored shopping with your wife. There are many things to do, such as moving things, paying bills and making suggestions. If you are really bored, peeking at beautiful women in the mall can also kill time.
Speaking of giving advice, every time my wife chooses a dress for me to choose, she will choose another one. Every time I want to eat somewhere, I am fully given the right to choose, but I deny it one by one and finally go to the one she chose. My role is to provide her with the option of exclusion.
If you have time, you might as well participate in the other half's work, such as helping to find information and organize things online. On the one hand, two people can cooperate to do some things, on the other hand, knowing the other half's work can increase many topics.
It is said that my mother-in-law has severe dermatitis on her hands, and many methods have been tried to no avail. Later, my father-in-law heard of a folk prescription that massaged my mother-in-law's affected area with ginger every day and finally recovered after three months. For example!
Couples don't need privacy Our e-mail, msn, QQ and Ali Want Want password all know each other. Sometimes it is convenient to send and receive emails, and we often borrow each other's mobile phones. My heart is open, what can't I tell each other? But then again, several times on her birthday or wedding anniversary, she tried to arrange some surprises without telling her, leaving clues in her mailbox and mobile phone, but unfortunately she borrowed her mailbox or mobile phone and found it. It was quite annoying at that time!
Chatting with friends leads to a conclusion that women like to set many rules for their families. For example, what is the responsibility of each towel; Be sure to wipe off the water after taking a shower; Be sure to cover the toilet lid after going to the toilet; The flowerpot must be placed in a certain position; If the bedroom is heated at night, the bedroom door must be opened at an angle of 15 degrees. If it is too open, the cold air outside will come in, if it is too small, it will feel too stuffy inside. . . Once you don't comply, you will say, "How many times have I told you? ! Why XXX? "
As a man, you should have such consciousness. If the arrangement changes, such as you have to work overtime or have a temporary appointment, be sure to call and report.
If there is an interesting conversation or thing between two people, you might as well record it. Over time, turn them out every six months or a year and watch them together to relive the happy time. This is endless fun. Our family's quotations have reached 18 pages!
I listened to the radio when I was stuck in the north-south elevated road yesterday. The theme is apology. A listener wrote that every time she was angry, her husband pretended to be uncomfortable, which made her sick, and then her husband apologized and her anger subsided. I can't help laughing. I have done this kind of thing before, and it is very effective. But you can't use it more.
The passenger seat is the wife's exclusive seat. Unless the wife agrees, other members of the opposite sex can only sit in the back. Yesterday, I heard that a husband even asked his wife for permission to buy clothes. He is not allowed to wear skirts shorter than his knees. What time does he have to go home every day? He doesn't like his wife and friends to get together. The most taboo for men is narrow-mindedness. Be tolerant of girls. People who have no self-confidence will be narrow-minded.
Still a single woman, don't complain why you can't always find a mature and considerate man. Men should be trained. There may be men who are naturally considerate, responsible and considerate, but that is very few, and the chance of being discovered by you is very small. Most men, like me, are brainless. My wife taught me when I was in love. So you might as well broaden your horizons and find a material that can be made to start training.
I was misled by TV and movies since I was a child. I think it is a very responsible, self-sacrificing and refreshing performance for the hero to break up because he is afraid of delaying the outstanding heroine. No! No! No! It is selfish to sacrifice love for your career. Isn't it clearly written in the wedding vows? Whether you are rich or poor, whether you are sick or healthy, you should stay together, so that your feelings can stand the test. If you really have a successful career, will people who like you love you or your wealth and status?
Women should not be too kind to men and spoil them. If you are too kind to a man, he will take it for granted that you love him and won't cherish it. Be cold to him, and he will always curry favor with you.
My wife seldom praises me or thanks me. Sometimes I am on msn, and I do something for her. She says, "Thank you, dear." I immediately became alert and suspected that my wife's account had been stolen by hackers. I immediately asked, "Are you really XX?" The wife suddenly became angry: "Get out! ***! "I'm relieved.
My wife also taught me some basic manners for men, such as opening the door for a lady when she enters the store, protecting the door when the elevator door is opened or holding down the door button to let the lady get on and off first, opening and closing the door for the lady, and sitting on the sofa or by the window when eating, and helping the lady pull out the chair. Although simple, but usually observed, not many men can do it. So if you can do this on a date, you will immediately get the favor of women.
My wife and I both like reading. But the books I used to read were narrow, limited to comics, martial arts, science fiction, thrillers and suspense. Under the influence of my wife, I began to get in touch with some classics, such as the novels of Zhang Ailing, Camus, Milan Kundera and China classical literature. She often puts the books recommended to me in a conspicuous position on the table, so I take them and read them on the bus to work. After reading it, I discuss a plot or a person together.
Before they watch movies or plays, she will make comments first. Later, when discussing with friends, sometimes I will unconsciously say her comments. She was very angry and called me a thief of ideas. Later, every time I watched a movie or a play, she asked me to comment first.
Be a woman with a lifestyle. The mood of life is not just dressing up, but lighting incense at home. Is to be able to constantly discover new pleasures in life and share and infect people around you. My wife can always find pleasure in life, such as new good restaurants and cafes, flower arrangement, decoration, travel, looking for good books and making new friends. . . Keep our life fresh at all times.
It is a good habit to kiss my wife goodbye before going out to work every day (I used to go out earlier than her, but now she goes out earlier than me).
Introduce a small game played by two people. There is only a pen and a piece of paper. Draw things in turn and let the other person guess what it is, but explain the scope of the guessed things, whether it is idioms, names, places or events. Don't worry about your poor drawing level, it has nothing to do with drawing level, but with associative ability. It's fun to play when you are bored (by train or plane, or at home at ordinary times)!
If one person catches a cold and the other person is not infected, there are two possibilities: First, the other person has good resistance. Second, your relationship is not close enough!
The most unbearable thing for a wife is to question what she said in front of outsiders. For example, she said, "Last time I went to a restaurant, I stood in line for three hours!" "I would say," Really? You remember wrong. I remember waiting for two and a half hours at most. "It will embarrass her. This bad habit is being corrected.
Men shouldn't think silence is cool. It is better for two people to communicate together. Don't put any thoughts or opinions about each other in your stomach. If you say it, the other person will know, and then you will have a chance to improve. A sulking life will only get angrier and angrier, and watching the other person's unconscious appearance will not help solve the problem.
However, in our family, my wife often stops when I say the last word: "Shut up! I know. " Depressed. . .
Falling in love, including marriage, takes a long time to get used to. From living habits to ways of doing things, you have temper and personality, which need to be adjusted slowly. This running-in process will be accompanied by countless quarrels and tears, but the later this process, the less distress and the stronger happiness. We have been in love for three years, married for seven years, and the first seven years may be regarded as the running-in period. Up to now, there is still a little friction occasionally, but the overall feeling is still very happy.
Therefore, in love and marriage, as long as it is not a big matter of principle, don't break up easily because of small quarrels, be patient, and the good days are yet to come!
Speaking of quarreling before, it was often late at night, because the lights were turned off, and in the dark, the spirit would concentrate on what had just happened. But I am a person who falls asleep easily when touching a pillow. It is often when my wife is angry and accounts with me that she suddenly hears my sweet snoring coming from the side. That's anger! She would lean in my ear and shout, "Go to sleep!"
Introduce a way for men to apologize. Before I made a mistake, I would only say "I'm sorry", "I was wrong" and "forgive me" repeatedly. My wife is very dissatisfied. Later, she taught me to apologize in three steps: the first step is to state the facts, what mistakes I made today; The second step is to explain why you made this mistake; The third step, corrective measures, what measures will be taken in the future to ensure that the same mistakes will not be made again. The experiment has been done many times and the effect is good.
Being afraid of your wife is a virtue! In most families, husbands are stronger than wives, and husbands earn more money than wives (except our family). How can a husband really be afraid of his wife? Not fear, but respect.
I remember reading a foreign survey before, and one of the family responsibilities that a wife wants her husband to undertake most is to "check the strange sounds coming from home at night". I feel the same way.
The most precious thing between husband and wife is trust. It is not an exaggeration to say that trust is "the treasure of the town house". Once one party has betrayed, even if the other party forgives and reconciles later, the trust will be greatly reduced. Suspicion, anxiety and paranoia will begin to appear between two people. To gain each other's trust, we must not play ambiguous and disappear, and we must make each other's whereabouts, friends and colleagues transparent.
Look at things optimistically, encounter unlucky things, and be normal. When the mobile phone was stolen, I thought it would be good to change it. My wallet was stolen, and I want to break the bank. When I caught a cold, I thought I could rest for two days. When you encounter traffic jams, you can just think about your heart, listen to the radio and scold the DJ; When the company closed down and was laid off, I thought I could finally start a business and do what I like. When starting a business is not smooth, I feel that the previous 30 years have been too smooth, and the life with a little ups and downs is wonderful.
The happiness of children depends on the happiness of parents. For the sake of children, the two should also strive to create a happy little family!
According to my observation, the character and collocation of constellation blood type is a topic that most women are interested in. Men might as well study it.
I like two people to take a short trip by car, because on the road, in a closed space, I won't watch TV or do housework, so I will naturally start chatting. What? There is nothing to talk about. There is a lot to talk about what you saw on the road. Novices who drive indiscriminately on the road, strange license plates, cars that are rarely seen, slogans posted on the butt of the car in front, plush toys in the back seat, and drivers who see the nose excrement in the car behind them in the rearview mirror will all talk. You can also turn on the radio, listen to the DJ talking nonsense there and guess what constellation blood type he/she is.
There was a survey about Kaixin.com two days ago. Lying in bed, you can reach out and see what it is. Options include alarm clock, mobile phone, desk lamp, remote control, glasses and so on. I smiled when I saw it. In our family, my wife lies in bed and can see everything. Just say it, I'll buy it for her.
These two days are not very smooth. My wife and I are going to burn incense in the temple.
Before, I was educated in atheism and didn't believe in religion at all. I didn't touch religious books. I have seen a lot in recent years, and I feel superstitious before. If you want to criticize something, you have to understand it before you can qualify. After contact with some Buddhist books, I feel that Buddhism is not so much a religion as a state of mind and a belief, which teaches you to look down on the ups and downs of life. When praying sincerely, firm confidence can also help you achieve your wish. To accomplish one thing, the most important thing is to have confidence and persist, isn't it?
Let's introduce a game played by two people, without props. Think of the name of someone you both know in your mind, and then let the other person ask questions to guess. The question can only be "yes" or "no". Like a man? Are you from China? Are you in the entertainment circle? Take turns guessing and see who guesses the least questions.
There was a time when there was a taboo between us. As long as we say that, we will quarrel in a couple of days. That sentence is: "It seems that I haven't quarreled for a long time recently." Actually, it's not surprising to think about it now. Quarrels also have cycles and frequencies. When we find that we haven't quarreled for a long time, it's almost time to quarrel.
My wife likes drinking red wine. I think women can drink some red wine properly. First, it is good for health and cardiovascular system, and drinking a little before going to bed will also help you fall asleep; Second, you can go to beauty salons; Third, a woman who knows a little red wine will make people sit up and take notice; Fourth, there are many pastimes at ordinary times, and the two can often go to bars to listen to music; Fifth, add a woman's hearty temperament.
When I first fell in love, my wife had to listen to my stories every night to fall asleep. I was quite proud at first, but then my wife said to me, "Your story is boring, and I will fall asleep soon. If the story is wonderful, you can't sleep. " Depressed. . .
Later, when I was tired from work, I often said, "Once upon a time. . . "I'll shout. So, my wife hypnotized in a different way, watched Hong Kong movies with bad plots, and soon fell asleep. Tv plays can be graded according to the length of time she fell asleep. Wonderful American dramas such as "24 Hours" and "Heroes" belong to the sleepless level. There is a Hong Kong drama "Land of Kings" on the river, which belongs to the two-minute level. I watched the first episode for more than n days.
When in love, traveling together is a good way to "try marriage". When traveling, you can learn about each other's living habits, ways of dealing with people, values and the ability to deal with and solve problems.
My wife and I fell in love for the first time. She ordered a glass of orange juice when we had dinner together. The waiter asked me what I wanted and I said the same thing. Many years later, my wife told me that this little detail made her feel that I was easy-going and easy to get along with, and then she continued to associate with me.
My deepest memory of my wife is that once the water pipe in the toilet burst at night, and I didn't know what to do. I didn't know whether to turn off the tap or the main gate. My wife rushed into the toilet in pajamas with a mop in her hand. At that moment, there was only one thought in my mind: "If you marry a wife, you must marry such a woman."
It is not a big problem that two people have different personalities, hobbies and living habits. They can gradually adapt to each other, but whether the values in the general direction are consistent determines whether the marriage can be happy and long-lasting. What is the moral bottom line you can accept? What can you sacrifice for your career? What can you sacrifice for your family? These need not be discussed formally, but can be seen through daily observation.
"Marriage is the grave of love." This sentence is for people who are not good at managing marriage. If two people water the flower of love with their heart, it can grow into a towering tree, which not only makes them happy, but also brings happiness to the people around them.
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