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What should I take home on my first military vacation?

If you want, bring a pair of shoes for your father and a scarf for your mother. Then after deducting your living expenses for going out next year, (if you have grandparents, buy a cigarette for grandpa, a scarf for grandma and so on. ), give them a little pocket money, and give the rest to your mother for safekeeping, so that parents will be very happy to see you go back, and then see the gifts you bought for them, although it is a waste. Put on your present, and you will proudly say that you bought it in front of people. If you don't feel enough, you can buy some local products for your family to taste. If you really don't buy anything, your neighbor will ask your mother what your son brought you, and so on. So things don't have to be expensive, as long as they are practical, you can still express your childlike innocence.

Please accept it, thank you!