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How to write the slogan of Gitzo buying mobile phones in installments?

You envy me, envy me, and attack me only because my down payment is low and you don't. I have few questions, and you don't. My interest rate is very low, and you don't. I approved it quickly, but you didn't. I wrote a letter, but you didn't. So every time the goddess always chooses me. Great. Is it my fault? I'm Gitzo, and my name is 10- 10- 10. I'm not afraid of being compared. I can only shine if I can stand up to slander. Gitzo installment, you deserve it!