Prose "Student Union Recruitment" manuscript

Freshman: "I am a # # freshman, 19 years, unmarried. I, a very talented person, have great momentum. I know everything from astronomy to geography. I suddenly heard today that # # college students want to recruit new students as cadres. I was not interested in being an official at first, but I heard that being a student union cadre is quite imposing. Go and have a look! " (shaking to the student union) Freshman: "Hey? There is a girls' department in the student union? I wonder if this department is closely related to mm? Female cadre: "What can this classmate do for you?" I am the minister of female student affairs of the student union. "Freshman": "(whispering) Wow! The girls' department really hides beautiful women. Ah, elder sister, I'm here to apply for the position of student union cadre. " Female cadre: "Oh, welcome, which department do you want to apply for?" Copyright of World Secretary Network, the first brand of Internet secretary? " Freshman: "this ... hey!" Only your girls' department! " Female cadres: "Ah? But our girls' department has not received male cadres yet. Because a lot of work in our department is carried out with female students as the core, everything is to let girls have a better study and living environment. You are a boy ... "Freshman (crazy, suddenly want to open):" Elder sister, this statement is poor! There was Shang Yang's political reform in ancient times, but now a plane crashed into the Pentagon of the United States. There are exceptions to everything, and everything is innovative. I always care about girls in every way. Girls' problems are my problems, and girls' troubles are my troubles, big sister! For the happiness of thousands of girls in Qian Qian University, please let me join the women's department ... "(kneeling on one knee) Female cadre:" ... OK, OK, OK, I'll take you there, and our department will make an exception and accept you as a male cadre. Then you can come with me to solve an urgent girl problem ... "Freshman:" Oh? What's the problem? " Female cadres: "Well, although we girls usually love to talk and laugh, sometimes there are some minor contradictions. Right? Two girls in the 7 10 building are quarreling over a trivial matter ... "Freshman:" Alas, isn't it just girls quarreling? I'll deal with it ... "Female cadre:" Wait ... you don't know that our girls' problems are small and big. If you don't handle them well, you may ... Freshman (fear): "What will happen ..." Female cadre: "Grab your hair (hold your head with your freshman) and hook you. Indecent assault! ! "Female cadres:" Are you afraid? " Freshman: "Ah ... no, no ... this dress of mine belongs to Metersbonwe Bang Wei Bang Wei. Leave this problem to you girls to solve! I walked first ... "Female cadre:" Hey! Don't go! ……