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Who has a sports commentary? I need it badly, but I can't shit.

Female: Dear leaders, distinguished guests, athletes, coaches and workers.

Workers and friends from all walks of life

H: hello, everyone!

M: In the beautiful days of celebrating the Millennium and welcoming the spring of the century, in order to develop sports, strengthen people's physique, promote the vigorous development of national fitness, constantly improve the sports level of the whole town, revitalize the economy of Hulan Town and revitalize the sports cause of Hulan Town, today, we will hold the 2000 Hulan Town Spring Track and Field Games here!

Female: Hulan Town is the seat of the county party committee and government, the first important town in Hulan, and the political, economic and cultural center of the county. Over the years, the Party Committee and Government of Hulan Town have conscientiously implemented the Party's basic line and various principles and policies, and made positive contributions to the development of various undertakings in Hulan County.

M: Today, under the leadership of the town party committee and the town government, the whole town is working hard on all fronts to make great achievements in China. * * * wrote thousands of poems in Xiaoxiang, thanking Mr. Wang for winning the hearts of the people in nine days and bringing a vibrant Hulan town into the 2 1 century.

Woman: Today, there are teams of town authorities, finance, streets, industry, agriculture, public security, health, education and nine primary schools in the town.

M: Attention, leaders, guests, athletes, coaches, conference staff and friends from all walks of life. Now the meeting is about to begin.

1, declare the meeting open.

2. Referees and athletes are invited to enter the venue, and the evaluation begins.

W: Leaders, distinguished guests, audience friends, the exciting opening ceremony has begun.

Male: 1, (national flag,) The first to enter the stadium were four dignified young female teachers, who walked with vigorous steps and solemnly held high the bright five-star red flag. Walk into the meeting with your head held high.

The five-star red flag flutters in the wind, and the song of victory is loud and clear, singing that our great motherland will be prosperous and strong from now on.

2. Colorful flags (100)

Ladies and gentlemen, directly behind the national flag is the Hundred Red Flag Square of Dongfanghong Primary School.

This is a brave and tenacious team, and the standard-bearers are marching forward bravely. This is a united and stable camp, which embodies the confidence of the people of China to win.

M: Exercise is the material externalization of spiritual strength. A nation's mental state is closely related to sports. A prosperous country will revitalize sports. In sports, we can find passion and competition, glory and dreams, confidence and strength, success and brilliance.

Ladies and gentlemen, behind the parade with hundreds of colorful flags are teams of flower baskets and billboards with inspiring slogans. These slogans are inspiring and give people strength, just like the athletes on the drawing board are reaching new heights, which indicates that all the work in our town will reach a new level in 2 1 century.

M: Leaders, guests and audience friends, behind the billboard is a drum team. Look at the trumpeter flying high and the chic drummer. Listen, the team number is telling that the young pioneers are always ready to fight for the cause of * * * *; The drums of the team tell us that the young pioneers in the new century are growing sturdily under the training of the China * * * production party.

Woman: Audience friends, what is coming to us now is a flower cluster team. Sports is a stage to show youthful talents and spiritual outlook. Sports is an important part of the construction of socialist spiritual civilization. The Olympic Games has a slogan: "Faster, faster and stronger". Competition is always intensifying, intensifying and intensifying. There is a bend in front of the straight road. There is a straight road in front of the curve, which never ends. Only those who are brave and keep working hard can achieve final success.

Leaders, distinguished guests, audience friends, the town government team walked past the rostrum of the conference.

M: As the core of the town, the town government is a united and energetic fighting team. All government officials stress politics, learn righteousness, unite as one and work hard. All government officials are determined to create peace and prosperity and make great achievements in the Millennium. Strive hard to revitalize Hulan town and create new glory in Hulan town in the new century.

(Finance team)

(street team)

(industry team)

M: Our town has always regarded the development of township enterprises as the top priority of economic work, and the town industrial community has been listed as a municipal industrial community. At the beginning of the new century, the township enterprises in this town are also full of vitality, which will certainly promote the further development of the town's economy in the new century.

Female: (Agricultural Team)

Ladies and gentlemen, four rural peasant teams are now walking past the rostrum of the conference.

Look, they came with the industrious and simple nature of China people.

They came with the joy of getting rich through science and technology.

They came with hope.

They came with the style of 2 1 century farmers.

(security team)

(health team)

Lady: Friends, the health team is coming.

People often compare teachers to engineers of human souls and doctors to angels in white. Over the years, the staff of the town health center have healed many people's wounds with their dexterous hands, and their hard work has alleviated many people's pain. They are the new force to help others, and they are the protectors of Xiaoxiang people's health.

Woman: Leaders, distinguished guests, audience friends, the town education team is here.

Look, their vigorous posture and neat pace show the elegance of teachers in the new century.

M: Over the past few years, under the leadership of the town Party committee and the town government, all schools in the town have conscientiously implemented the Party's educational policy, thoroughly implemented the "One Outline and Five Laws" and comprehensively implemented quality education. Strengthen the construction of teaching staff and generally improve the quality of education. The train runs fast, all by the front. Under the correct guidance of the Education Office, the education work in our town has made brilliant achievements and made outstanding contributions to the education work in the county. Their tomorrow will be more brilliant.

In this important historical moment of the spring of the century and the spring of the Millennium, the town education office and all schools unanimously agree that they will:

Tree ambition makes great achievements and adds color to Hulan;

Make great efforts to write the Spring and Autumn Festival to add color to Xiaoxiang.

M: Ladies and gentlemen, the team of Xiaohong Primary School is about to pass the rostrum of the conference.

Look, the school flag of Xiaohong School is unfolding in the wind.

Look, the athletes in Xiaohong School have high morale.

Loud drum music exudes the spirit and hope of Xiaoxiang.

The sonorous footsteps have stepped out of the pride and grandeur of Chinese children.

Xiaohong Primary School, founded in 1960, was the alma mater of Xiaohong, a famous left-wing female writer in China in 1930s. Xiaohong Primary School is as widely known as Xiaohong's name. Just as Xiaohong is the pride of the people in Hulan County, Xiaohong Primary School is also the pride of education in Hulan Town. Over the years, Xiaohong Primary School has delivered a large number of talents to the society. Under the correct leadership of the town Party Committee and the town government, all teachers and students of Xiaohong Primary School conscientiously implement the Party's educational policy and comprehensively improve the quality of education and teaching, which is reflected in grasping the teaching work, selecting the quality education objectives and rapidly improving the quality of education. In recent years, Xiaohong Primary School has been successively rated as a standardized qualified primary school, an advanced experimental teaching group, and a school with qualified basic skills, among which Li Yingshun, a provincial excellent teacher, Hu Libo, and Dai Chunmin, a municipal excellent teacher, have emerged. In recent years, sports work and teaching work go hand in hand and actively participate in various sports activities in counties and towns. The teachers and students of the whole school actively responded to the call of national fitness and achieved good results in county and town sports activities many times.

This is precisely: the great cause is in the ascendant, and Hulan has been a hero since ancient times.

Students, spread your wings in Xiaoxiang and enjoy yourself.

Ladies and gentlemen, the delegation of Yongxing Primary School is about to pass the presidium of the conference.

Following the footsteps of spring, accompanied by the beautiful melody, the "Eagle Team" of Yongxing Primary School is lined up neatly to the rostrum of the conference.

In recent years, under the correct leadership of the young and energetic Party branch of the school, Yongxing Primary School has made gratifying achievements in all its work. Yongxing Primary School has always been rated as an advanced collective of towns, counties and cities, especially in sports, with the aim of "improving the quality of classroom teaching and cultivating all-round talents". Due to the leadership's great attention, school physical education is booming and in the ascendant, which has made outstanding contributions to the development of sports in the county.

Wish Yongxing Primary School in by going up one flight of stairs in the new century.

Ladies and gentlemen, the team of Heping Primary School is now passing through the rostrum of the conference.

June is the beginning of passionate summer, and the songs of Heping Primary School are fluttering along the He Lan River. They held high the huge placards of "unity and pragmatism, pioneering and forging ahead" and "love the motherland, exercise" and "rush out of Asia and go to the world", held red flowers and yellow flowers in their hands, and played drums that predicted victory, full of vigor and vitality. They walked to the rostrum of the conference with the steps of connecting the past with the future.

Male: Heping Primary School is school-oriented, with its own characteristics and the specialties of teachers and students. Strengthen the construction of teaching staff, pay attention to the all-round development of students, and improve teaching results year by year. In recent years, the work of Heping Primary School has developed vigorously. The civilized activities carried out by the school have established a good school spirit and achieved excellent results in sports, health and art education activities.

All teachers and students of Heping Primary School are working hard with a brand-new attitude, pioneering and enterprising, creating sports glory and promoting education to take off.

Woman: Facing the warm spring breeze, we are marching forward with neat steps. You see, the leading group of Yuanye Primary School, with bright school flags and colorful flags, live in harmony, shoulder to shoulder, treat each other sincerely, and are full of the meaning of unity, friendship, civilization and progress. The soul is China, and the ideal of marching into the new century soars in the sky.

M: Listen, drums and music play together and March in a harmonious and powerful rhythm. Look, the bouquet team is coming, holding flowers and dancing, smiling faces set off by colorful flags, smiling faces rippling in the spring breeze and smiling faces in the new century. We are descendants of the Chinese people, descendants of the dragon, and we are the pride of China. China is our mother. For the sake of mother's health and her return to youth, we should work hard, we should strive hard, we should move forward, and we should dress up our motherland better.

Facing the dawn of the new millennium and bathing in the spring breeze of the new century, we will surely gain greater gains in this hopeful Yuan Ye. We firmly believe that Yuanye will have a more brilliant tomorrow.

Woman: Now passing the rostrum is Hulan Town Democratic Primary School.

Democratic primary schools are characterized by "teaching students now and thinking about them in the future". They are diligent and pragmatic, pioneering and enterprising, and their education, teaching and scientific research are at the forefront of the town and even the county.

M: As far as teaching is concerned, there are more than 20 teachers who have taken public courses at all levels in cities, counties and townships in recent years. In sports, it has always been a strong sports school in the town.

History is developing and the times are advancing. Democratic primary schools are singing a new slogan: Yesterday's honor has become history. Today, we should work harder to create the glory of 2 1 century.

M: The bright baskets are dazzling.

Beautiful smiling faces are innocent.

The spring breeze rippled with wild fragrance.

Take us into those glorious years.

Ladies and gentlemen, now passing through the rostrum of the conference is the Shengli primary school team.

Female: Shengli Primary School is a primary school in our town, which was founded in 1908. However, they have made great achievements in all their activities. Their aim of running a school is to comprehensively implement the educational policy and improve the quality of education and teaching. Their goal is to comprehensively promote quality education and cultivate students' healthy personality. They pay attention to moral education and other aspects of education, forming a unique educational landscape.

M: The leaders and teachers of Shengli Primary School are determined to meet the challenge of 2 1 century with full enthusiasm and enterprising spirit.

Ladies and gentlemen, the team of Fuqiang Primary School is about to surpass the chairman.

Look! Those passionate and enterprising faces, surrounded by a bright school flag, are filled with the glory of comprehensively implementing the educational policy and implementing quality education, and writing remarkable answers to the party and the people.

The heroic progress of the inspection team and the placard of the good national fitness campaign expressed the beautiful call of the people of the whole country. On the left side of the side-by-side drawing board, athletes are full of heroic spirit, and on the right side, swans fly high, symbolizing the Chinese nation's flying high.

The dazzling battle flag is brighter than the morning glow and brighter than the fiery red. This is the cohesion of the teachers and students of the whole school, the crystallization of rejuvenating China with one heart and one mind, the clarion call to the sky, and the battle glory of marching into the 2 1 century.

The dance team is dancing with gorgeous flowers in their hands. They are like birds spreading their wings and flying, and they will become Peng Kun challenging the storm!

The sports team is well dressed and full of vigor. Today they are full of lofty sentiments and aspirations, and tomorrow they will win glory for their country.

In recent years, under the direct care of village leaders, Fuqiang Primary School has undergone earth-shaking changes. Many times, it has been rated as an advanced collective in improving school conditions in cities and counties, a standardized county-level collective, an advanced unit in "100 schools reaching the standard" for teachers' basic skills training, an advanced school in which millions of teenagers participate in ice and snow activities, and the first in the total score of the spring cross-country race group.

Coming from the rostrum of the conference is Xinmin Primary School Sports Team.

Xinmin Primary School has conscientiously implemented the Party's educational policy for many years, comprehensively implemented quality education, and paid attention to the cultivation of students' abilities and specialties, with excellent educational and teaching achievements. It has been rated as an advanced unit of spiritual civilization, an advanced collective of moral education and an advanced collective of teachers' basic skills training. It is the first school in our town to enter the advanced collective to improve school conditions. Education and teaching work has been improved year by year. In all previous unified examinations, teaching results are among the best. With the aim of taking moral education as the foundation, education and scientific research as the guide, teaching as the center, quality education as the goal, routine management as the basis, teacher team construction as the focus and standardization construction as the guarantee, the school has made solid progress. In particular, the school sports work has entered the advanced ranks of provinces and cities, and it is a provincial-level ice activity base school. 1999 ranked first in the county-level skating competition, and this year's.

Zhu Xinmin Primary School is in by going up one flight of stairs in the new century.

Woman: Leaders, audience friends, what is displayed on the court now is Hulan.

The team of Dongfanghong Primary School in the town.

Bright school flags are fluttering in the wind, and hunting flags are shining in the sky.

Eye-catching slogans are gorgeous, and the parade is magnificent.

Innocent smiling face is full of hope, vigorous posture is full of fighting spirit.

Drumming encourages people to forge ahead and stirs up higher, faster and stronger beliefs.

The team number is inspiring and shows the determination to forge ahead in the future.

M: Dongfanghong Primary School is a relatively large school in our town. Over the years, it has delivered a large number of qualified talents for the construction and development of our town and made due contributions. Today, this sports team is full of the trust of more than 700 teachers and students in the whole school/KLOC-0, and wants to join hands with all the brother schools to build a golden bridge of friendship on this pitch. Today, they will show their glory again in this grand gathering of talents and draw a landscape of sportsmanship. Today, they are struggling here, and tomorrow, they will ride the wind and waves in the tide of socialist construction and play the triumph of the motherland tomorrow.

Female: The sports work of Dongfanghong Primary School has been at the forefront of the town for many years.

It is the basic school of traditional sports. Over the past few years, on behalf of the town and county education system, it has been inspected many times and won unanimous praise.

M: Dongfanghong Primary School has a United and enterprising team of teachers, who have been well received by parents and all walks of life for years with excellent basic skills and solid teaching foundation.

Female: All teachers and students of Dongfanghong Primary School are determined to live up to the care and expectation of the town party committee and government, do a good job with one heart and one mind, and strive to create brilliant education.

M: Dongfanghong Primary School is willing to join hands with other brother schools to make efforts to revitalize the education and sports in Hulan. All the teachers and students of Dongfanghong Primary School wish the conference a complete success.