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The disgusting words I said to my husband at night deliberately made people feel crooked.
I. Say disgusting words to my husband at night.
1, how about a hug from your husband?
2. Brother, can I have you tonight?
I want you. I need you.
Sir, do you want to treat your little girl lightly?
5, you don't sleep, I don't sleep, you see how well we match.
6, husband, I want to say good night to you "in person", touch it!
7, harm, I am really greedy recently, and I am greedy for your body.
8. I touched my husband's chest and said, fortunately, it is not as big as mine.
9. I hope I can still like you as much as I did tonight in 20 years.
10, tell you a secret, I still like you when I wake up tomorrow morning.
Second, deliberately let people think crooked sentences.
Do you like Japanese girls?
2. Love a person and hope that he will have a better life.
3, accompany me, talk and do.
You know my depth, and I know your length.
5. Honey, are you hungry? I'll give you the food below.
6. Don't move. If you move, you will be very tired. I'll move out.
7. How can I pick you up? What is the appropriate temperature?
I want to spend the night with you. I want to measure my brother's waistline with my legs.
9. I am a simple person. If you play hooligans on me, then I ... will follow you.
10, I've been meaning to say three words to you these days, but I'm afraid ordinary friends can't do it, but I still can't help myself, so can I borrow some money?
Summary:
That's all I said to my husband at night, which deliberately made people think wrong. I believe that after reading this article, everyone will have more understanding of what I said to my husband at night, hoping to help you.
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