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In the Spring Festival Gala in 1987, in the cross talk "Qiao Dui Lian Ying" by Feng Gong and Liu Weihe, how many movies did the second couplet "Unmarried Girl" consist of?
A: I'll give you a comment on "Camellia girl, Dragonfly girl, Shanghai girl, Jingpo girl, Xizi girl, Mount Kumgang girl, dish girl, actress girl, these are all unmarried girls"!
Qiaodui Film Association
(performed in 1987)
Author: Dong Tieliang, Xue Yongnian
Performer: Liu Wei, Feng Gong
A: The Year of the Tiger is coming, and the Year of the Rabbit is coming. Now it is the time for the tiger and rabbit to change hands.
b: yes! I've been working for a year, and it's time to change my post.
a: last year, we talked about the tiger in the year of the tiger.
b: right!
a: where this year?
b: this year, "this year we will talk about rabbits in the year of the rabbit.
a: our task?
b: that's right!
a: we'll talk about monkeys in the year of the monkey.
b: we'll talk about dogs in the year of the dog.
a: what shall we talk about in what year?
b: I won it in my life!
a: it's ok to talk about tigers, but it's not easy to talk about rabbits.
b: whose mouth does the score go to?
a: what should I put in your mouth?
b: better than your tiger!
a: let's talk about it once.
b: let's have a word for each other.
a: I said tiger.
b: I said rabbit.
a: I'm an ambitious tiger.
b: I'm ... I'm not ambitious.
a: my tiger is unstoppable down the mountain.
b: I, Mr. rabbit, tried to save lives.
a: I'm not Tigerheart.
b: my rabbit doesn't eat grass beside the nest.
a: I can't touch the tiger's ass.
b: my rabbit's ears are stiff.
a: my tiger is the king of animals.
b: my rabbit tail ...
a: what about you?
b: I didn't intend to grow at all. Let's change the word, the rabbit is hard to say.
a: well, today I have an idea. let's say a movie couplet today.
b: how about pairing with movies?
a: how about that?
b: you know me.
a: I know you?
b: yes, I watch a lot of movies.
a: do you watch many movies? You are not as good as me.
b: why?
a: asking around, I have a nickname at work, called the film factory.
b: ah! Ah ha ha, but you ask, I also have a nickname. I am called the film company in our unit, which specializes in that factory.
a: I also have a nickname called movie warehouse at work.
b: and you are?
a: the movie warehouse.
b: how about the warehouse?
a: all the films in your company are in my warehouse.
b: oh, I also have a nickname.
a: what is it?
b: warehouse keeper.
a: how about the warehouse keeper?
b: you might as well be in charge now as an official. I have the key.
a: I also have a nickname.
b: I'm a keeper of whatever nickname you have.
a: my name is ...
b: I have the key. I support you. You said-
A: My name is (loudly) the lover of the warehouse keeper. Warehouse keeper, you have to listen to your wife, too?
b: this one is henpecked.
a: I learned it from you! Hey hey.
b: well, let's start now, and I'll get online.
a: here you are.
b: my first part is a one-word film.
a: I'll give you a word.
b: the film of this word is-
a: come on.
b: "lights."
a: just open your mouth and come, "medicine."
b: no, no, no, don't talk nonsense.
a: what do you mean by talking nonsense?
b: you have three minutes.
a: export it into a movie. The medicine matches up.
b: don't let me ask.
a: you can't beat me.
b: what's the connection between your medicine and my lamp?
a: there is a connection!
b: ah.
a: you are the lamp and I am the medicine.
b: why "medicine"?
a: why "medicine"?
b: huh?
a: ...
b: why? I should ask you.
a: you are a "lamp" and I am a "medicine"!
b: why "medicine"?
a: it's such a thing, and it's reasonable. You have to turn on the light when you take medicine at night. If you don't turn on the light, you must have taken the wrong medicine. Yes, it's coming up!
b: far-fetched.
a: not far-fetched!
b: ok, ok, ok. I said two words this time.
a: yes.
b: the film of my two words is-
a: what?
b: "side street".
a: just open your mouth, old gun.
b: an old gun?
a: small versus old.
b: it's quite neat literally.
a: very neat.
b: is there any internal connection?
a: there are internal relations.
b: tell me.
a: you are a "small street" and I am an "old gun".
b: why the old gun?
a: why are you against the old gun? You are walking in a small street ...
b: A small street.
a: I'll give you an old gun. I'm afraid it's not safe for you to walk in the side street, so I'll give you an old gun to take with me.
b: it plays a protective role.
a: right, right, right.
b: if I say more.
a: many points.
b: I'm in a hurry.
a: that's right.
b: I said a string.
a: come on.
b: I'm a bear. (drawling)
A: What?
B. Listen again. Bear tracks.
a: it's scary enough!
b: to scare you.
a: I'll give it to you-
b: what?
a: "snake case". (also drawling)
B: It's scary enough.
a: hmm!
b: "grieve for the death".
a: "detective".
b: "the night is boundless".
a: "the road is long".
b: "second plum".
a: "fifteen passes".
b: "sanjiaxiang".
a: "five more cold".
b: a dream of red mansions.
a: the legend of the white snake.
b: "Lotus Lantern".
a: "peach blossom fan".
b: "The wheels are rolling".
a: "the mountain road is winding".
b: "the legend of the pear garden".
a: "the battle of Harry".
b: "Enemy at the Gates".
a: "advance into the central plains".
b: "Break through Wujiang River".
a: "outsmart Huashan".
b: "Danfeng Chaoyang".
a: "the legend of the royal horse"
b: "general with sword".
a: "domestic judge".
b: "six catties county magistrate".
a: "eight hundred arhats".
b: "green wallet".
a: "blue files".
b: "the red chamber night market".
a: "the golden elephant mystery".
b: "volcano forbidden area".
a: "shipwreck in an icy sea".
b: "fly to the future".
a: "going to the abyss".
b: "back-up player".
a: "prepare police officers.
b: "past events in the south of the city".
a: "A new biography of Ah Hun".
b: "independence or death".
a: "love and legacy".
b: "strange friend".
a: "mysterious traveling companion".
b: "the vibrato of life".
a: "the call of distant mountains".
b: "Our cow is a hundred years old".
a: "happy bachelor".
b: "after the blue light flashed".
a: "falling sky".
b: "the dead light on coral island".
a: "the tragedy on the Nile".
b: "Da Li, Xiao Li and Lao Li".
a: "sons, grandchildren and seeds".
b: "Station 51".
a: "72 tenants".
b: I have the number here, number 51.
a: I have a number here, 72.
b: I can add words here.
a: I can add words here.
b: I'm soldier 51, and there are 72 tenants.
a: so ... is it as online as you?
b: that's what I do.
a: 51 and 72 are all yours!
b: who says who's in charge?
a: did you mean to test me? !
b: test you!
a: you can't beat me! .
b: you come.
a: what's part one?
b: there are 72 tenants in No.51 soldier station.
a: I'll move 72 tenants out of Station 51 for you.
b: does it make sense to move out?
a: we can't do it unless we move. the army won't allow family members.
b: your film is heavier than mine.
a: doesn't it match when you turn it over?
b: you don't know the rules.
a: it has to be in pairs!
b: start from the beginning.
a: what's the top allied? 7
b: there are 72 tenants standing in No.51 soldier.
a: I told you about "45 murder on 39 steps"!
b: listen to this. I'm Qin Xianglian, a good woman. Look at how gentle this gesture is.
a: put the two films together.
b: hey hey! .
a: there is a direct connection.
b: yes.
a: I'm still right.
b: really?
a: listen to my bottom line.
b: what's your downline?
a: I'll give you the "model husband Li Shizhen".
b: is this Li Shizhen Qin Xianglian's husband?
a: I just published it on the 3th.
b: listen to "third sister Liu, an overseas child".
a: "Oliver Twist Du Shiniang".
b: "handsome boy Kyle Poirot".
a: Yesenia, the flower girl.
b: "I'm a handsome young man, Kyle Polo. I've participated in mine warfare, tunnel warfare, and the war of conquering the south and the north."
a: guerrillas!
b: leave it alone!
a: I told you about "Yesenia, a flower girl, selling Malania, bitter cauliflower and icing on the cake".
b: "Yangcheng Underguard. Scouts went into the mountain city three times to hunt down camel Xiangzi. "
a: wait a minute, what's your voice?
b: this camel sneezes.
a: I'll give you a comment on "street angel, the street of the homeless, never crows at midnight". Mm-hmm. (like a chicken)
B: Why is that noise?
a: this rooster has a cold!
b: "the river is running, the waves are rolling, roar-the yellow river." (drawling)
A: With recitation. I will give you a comment on "Spring and Autumn in a small town, the sound of cuckoos, the motherland-mother".
b: "The Count of Monte Cristo".
a: "disciple of Shaolin temple"!
b: "Count of Monte Cristo, explode the Cassandra Bridge."
a: "disciple of Shaolin temple, surprise attack on acacia women's inn".
b: the inn has hired you!
a: tax evasion surprised it!
b: "Wang Tiger steals the bride".
a: "Li Er's wife remarried".
b: "Wang Tiger robbed the daughter of the sea. This is a happy event of trouble. "
a: "Li Er's wife remarried to marry the mysterious Buddha, which is really a strange marriage"!
b: I still have an absolute son, only the upper pair without the lower pair.
a: there is nothing in the world that can't match, and I can't match it without you!
b: this time, you can't.
a: go ahead!
b: listen, this is "the story of Yinjiro, the story of Huangpu River, the story of the boatswain, the story of summer, the story of Liubao
, the story of love and the story of Bago, all of which should not have happened"!
a: is this your absolute son?
b: absolutely!
a: it's so easy!
b: test you!
a: listen to my second couplet.
b: what's your downline?
a: do it again.
b: I'll try it eight times, and you won't make it!
a: just once!
b: I am talking about "the story of Yinjiro, the story of Huangpu River, the story of the boatswain, the story of Liubao, the story of love, and the story of
Bage, all of which should not have happened"!
a: I've got it!
b: come on.
a: I'll give you a comment on "La Traviata, Dragonfly, Shanghai, Jingpo, Xizi, Mount Kumgang,
Dishes, and Unqualified Actresses, all of which are unmarried girls"!
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