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The Central Meteorological Observatory has issued three early warnings. What are the precautions in your recent life?

Large-scale heavy rain and snow hit the central and eastern regions, the first blue warning of blizzard this winter!

Attention 1: Keep warm! It suddenly turned cold this year. It was sunny yesterday, wearing a small vest and single-layer warm pants. The temperature dropped by seven or eight degrees today. Some people were caught off guard by the snow, such as me:

My son's clothes and shoes were very small last year. The equipment I bought this year went to Double Eleven. When I got home, I was thin and small, but I still couldn't get into it. I returned it and bought it again. Time is a little tight this time, and the price is relatively high. I wanted to wait for the double twelve, but I didn't. A cooling down forced me to spend a lot of money to prepare cotton-padded clothes and trousers for my children!

It's more interesting to have a mother in the community. Children don't have cotton shoes, they don't have time to buy them at work, and they can't buy them online. So far, children still wear single shoes. Look at those responsible mothers, who are not afraid of being cold or not. There are many things to spend the winter at home, not that you are cold, but that you are not cold!

This cooling and snowfall tells us that winter is coming, gloves and hats are all ready, have you bought a scarf? Do you have down jackets? You must wear snow boots. Guess what? Don't wear single shoes, pants or clothes. It's freezing!

Note 2: Food! Not only the children, but also the grain reserves. I'm not here in time. People crowded their homes to the brim. What about me! I'm in no hurry. What are you afraid of? Didn't it snow just now? what can I do? In this way, my family's grain reserves will not be long. There is no food at home, and all the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar are empty. I thought I had an artifact, so I ordered takeout. It rained in Shenyang that day and the takeaway was not delivered. All the time is full. I want to make an appointment for tomorrow!

So be careful when you know it snows. At least your family should have a grain reserve for more than three days. You may not go out, but you can't eat. You can buy some fruits and vegetables that have been stored for a long time just in case, right?

I finally understand why my mother bought hundreds of pounds of potatoes and cabbage. People used to spend the winter. Winter in the northeast is cold and long. If there is not enough food, it will cost a lot. How can those women who can survive? For example, my mother really eats cabbage and potatoes, and she can't see the green one all winter. Can you understand?

Note 3: Safety! The snowy road is slippery. Every winter, orthopedic hospitals know that the injured are old people, and of course there are young people. Why, whether it is intentional or not, has nothing to do with it!

I broke my arm last year and went out in small slippers. The soles of slippers are like foam. It is ok to walk on snow. It's useless on the ice. Just once, a direct fracture. It doesn't matter. At least this is my arm. The neighbor's grandson was stuck with milk in the same year and the same month, and his pelvis was broken and he was directly paralyzed. When you say it's intentional, it must be intentional. Under no circumstances is it necessary to wear non-slip shoes.

Besides people, cars are the same. There are countless car accidents caused by snow every year. The expressway is fine, it is closed directly and it is not allowed to pass at all. This city may be very busy. You said you live in the northeast, why don't you change a non-slip tire? If you can't climb the slope, the car will slip by itself, and finally the car behind will help you stop!

Note 4: Time, Forward, Forward, Forward! A few days ago, my friend in Harbin told me that I was an hour late for sending my children to school in the morning. The snow is really heavy, and there are traffic jams everywhere. I finally sent my children to school. I didn't come home for an hour and was informed by the school 1 1 to leave school. Oh, how beautiful!

Summary: Snow is no big deal. In the past, the snow in the northeast was much heavier than now, so it was difficult to open the door. However, I can't see that scene now!

What have you seen recently? Sun? Snow, all kinds of sledges, skiing, making snowmen and having snowball fights are really enviable. Looking at it from another angle, it's a good thing to snow. It's lucky only when it snows, and the children are happy, right? Feel the beautiful scenery all year round, covered with snow in winter. If there is no winter, where will it be? The wind blows snow like a flower, and the moon shines like a mirror? Where is it? When the wind changes, the snow changes, and the dream of breaking the hometown fails, there is no such sound in my hometown? !

In fact, the most important thing to note is that the elderly, cerebral infarction and myocardial infarction often occur in winter. Try to keep warm and do more activities at home even if you don't go out. Remember, the snow is slippery, try not to go out, and be sure to keep yourself safe. Your health is a blessing to your family. If you get into trouble somehow, your family will have to take care of you in their spare time, right?