Humorous New Year's greetings (selected 42 sentences)

2, funny New Year's Day blessing message

3, I said happy, you said go; I said dream, you said yo; You said you were sad, but I said no; It's the New Year, Dragon Knight. Let's say hello!

4. The New Year is coming, the God of Wealth is coming, Marshal Zhao Gong smiles at you, the business of work and salary increase is booming, the stock market is profitable, and you can also pick up gold ingots when you are wrestling!

You need to accomplish three things in the new year: the first is to smile, the second is to laugh, and the third is to laugh. I wish you a happy New Year!

6. Fight, fight, fight, fight ... Rob. IPICIQ card, tell me all the passwords! What? You have no IQ? Then give me the red envelope! Seriously, don't laugh. Happy New Year!

7. Recently, a mobile phone virus code-named "Happy New Year" became popular. If you are unfortunate enough to receive a short message containing such characters, please throw away your mobile phone immediately to avoid infection.

8, this year's festival does not accept gifts, in fact, just give some. I don't mind 18 yuan, 0 yuan,180,000 can get by. If you really don't have it, you can send a message. Happy new year!

9. The person I'm looking for: I'm in tattered eyes, I have no weakness in limbs for three meals, I have no six gods in five tones, I have a lot of blood and gossip in seven holes, and I'm very similar to you all my life. Happy New Year!

10 If you draw with the little man, then you are no different from the little man. If you are patient or heartless with this little man, there is no need to entangle with them.

1 1, I'm afraid I'll book the first sunshine of the new year for you from tomorrow night. Happy new year, book the first morning breeze, and wish you a smooth sailing! Book the first birdsong and get what you want!

12, distance is not a problem, height does not matter, beauty and ugliness never care. No matter where you hide, I will rely on you to pester you. My name is Happy, and my nickname is Peace.

13, little friend, I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three monkeys bloom in Thailand, the four seasons are peaceful, five blessings, the Universiade of June 6, the seven stars shine high, all directions come to make money, and the year 1999 is United and perfect.

14, what for the New Year? Give you a red envelope, tacky! Send you a special product, old-fashioned! Send you fruit, rustic! Or send you a text message, creative! I'm going to send my concern by SMS! Happy new year!

15, my friend, I wish you: you work with peace of mind, never lose money at cards, your savings are increasing, your pockets are full of dollars, and beautiful women are crowded in front of your bed, full of energy and always proud.

16, troubles are temporary, but happiness is forever! A smile will change everything in an instant! The new year is coming, my friend, please look ahead, beauty is calling you! Happy new year!

17, please take one minute to forget your sadness, one minute to think about the bright future, and one hour to fall in love with your lover. When you bid farewell to the old year and welcome the new, please accept my blessing with a smile!

18, your smile makes your heart beat; When you look at it, the world is shocked; Your stop, traffic paralysis; You look good without dressing up; When you dress up, the universe is amazed-beautiful woman, I wish you a happy new year!

19, this short message has two main purposes: one is to exercise fingering, and the other is to contact feelings. I am very responsible to tell you that on New Year's Eve today, I want to send a technical sentence: Happy Spring Festival!

20. I want the epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in the warm spring! I want the sunshine in winter to melt the cold ice and snow! I want people who read short messages to be happy and healthy in the new year!

2 1. When the Spring Festival comes, it's time to celebrate the New Year. Good luck will follow you, good luck will surround you, money will go into your pocket, and everything will be fine. Laugh together during the Spring Festival! My blessing is so early, please be sure to receive it.

22. Heaven will bless you. You must first dial its mobile phone, ring the bell, vibrate it, light up its screen, display its text, and send a string of blessings to create a smile. Finally, I wish you a happy New Year and smile every day!

I won't have a somersault cloud like the Monkey King, but I can fly to your side! I will transfer money instantly like a magician, but I can spend a dime to send you a blessing: Happy New Year and all the best!

When we meet for a long time, our friendship will naturally deepen. Although we have less contact, we miss more. I wish you a happier, happier and more moist life.

25. As the bell rings, years pass, stories are left, hopes are taken away, hopes are beautiful, and blessings are sent. I wish you a happy New Year! Peace and happiness, one step at a time!

26. Going to work is like a child in a big tree full of new children. Looking up is full of ass, looking down is full of smiling faces, and looking left and right is full of eyes and ears. The new year is coming, I wish you to climb two more branches, see?

27. The Spring Festival is coming. I'll pack you a jiaozi. Ping 'an leather bag is filled with wishful stuffing, cooked with true feelings, happy for one bite, happy for two bites, smooth for three bites, and then the whole family drinks healthy soup. Warm aftertaste, lingering fragrance is a blessing.

28. The bell of the Spring Festival has rung, deep thoughts have been conveyed, warm greetings are hidden in my heart, and all sincere wishes are sent to you. I wish you a happy Spring Festival, all the best, prosperous fortune and safe life!

29. When winter comes, I hope you will be healthy and happy forever, just like a kettle on the stove. Even if your ass burns red, you are still whistling happily, and your nose is bubbling with joy.

30. The new year has begun, and the excitement continues. , bless the upgrade. The warm melody gives you magic. Surrounded by good luck, there is still more than a year. Feel good, don't be idle. Work hard and entertain yourself. Happy new year's day, happy and invincible!

3 1, I wish you a happy new year: family harmony and a happy new year; Happy life, safe life; Every day is full of energy and every month is full of joy; Every year, the financial resources are abundant, and the country and the people are safe every year! Happy new year!

I hope you are as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your ass is burning hot, you are still whistling and bubbling happily! I wish you a happy new year and all your wishes come true! Hey!

33. The Spring Festival is coming. Whether you give or not a red envelope, I will wish you good luck in the New Year. Whether you send your blessing or not, I will wish you a New Year Five Blessingg; Whether you reply to the message or not, I wish you a happy New Year.

34. My blessing is a fortune. Lucky people can receive it. In the new year, career will soar, treasures will be filled with bags, love will be sweet to the old, families will be safe and happy, and golden bells will cover their health. Good luck surrounds them every day! Good luck.

35. On New Year's Eve, the bodhisattva is busy, and all the immortals send good luck: the god of wealth sends you a gold ingot, the birthday star keeps you healthy, Manjusri gives you great wisdom, Guanyin helps you to be happy, Maitreya keeps you happy, and the lucky star accompanies you everywhere! Happy spring festival!

36. When the melodious bell has not rung, firecrackers have not been set off, wonderful parties are still brewing, and most people's blessings are still on the way. I wish you and your family a happy New Year, all the best, a happy family and good luck in advance.

37. If you have friends in your heart, your mood will fly; If you have a hope in your heart, your smile will be refreshing; Life is predestined, and dreams last forever; Usually, happiness will set sail with a greeting. May you have all the most precious and beautiful things!

38. I wish you to be handsome, be a lady, be smart, be lucky, be bored, get rich, work hard, be happy, be bitter, be happy, cry less, laugh more and be filial, just wish you a little ... haha!

39. I click on the Spring Festival to search for peaceful pictures; I copied the smiling face and pasted it on the Spring Festival website. I open my email, edit the most beautiful language and send my best wishes: I hope you can delete your troubles, save every happy day and back up every happy year.

40. I miss you deeply every day; With the passage of time, I can't stop my sincere feelings for you; Time can make you and me beautiful and moving, but that profound friendship will never change and remain in our hearts. Happy new year.

4 1, Spring Festival is coming, and several buddies like Happiness, Happiness, Wealth and Health want to get together and contact you. Don't forget to invite you to dinner then. These friends all have good gifts that won't make you suffer. I wish you a happy Spring Festival.

42. Click on a colon to tell you that the Year of the Monkey is auspicious; Write a comma to congratulate you on a happy new year. Draw a full stop and wish you a happy new year. Moved by an exclamation point, you will gather love in the new year. Draw a quotation mark to include you, and the new year is blessed; Put a bracket around you to lock you up and gather money in the new year; The ellipsis condensed everything I want to say. I wish you a happy new year and a happy family!