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1 When Yan saw you, he was so scared that he cried and cried, and wiped his tears to find his mother.
If the teacher hadn't told me not to throw rubbish everywhere, I would have thrown you away.
If I hadn't forgotten to buy condoms that night, you would have been washed down the sewer.
There are many photos of your mother in my computer.
I'm not a straw boat, so don't send your bitch to me.
I heard that you are rich, and you still recognize Jiro as your master.
The world is bigger than what you lack.
How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.
9 how far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light
10 Who says pig brain is the dumbest? I said that the pig's brain is the cleverest. I go to bed after eating my bag and think nothing. I can only say that the pig brain is well maintained and yours is the best.
Daquan:
1 Your face is the most magical part of your body, big or small, thick or thin, and even dispensable.
I've watched you for a long time, but I still think the earth is not suitable for you. I have a ticket to Mars. Here you are!
Damn it, can't you have some morality and go back to your own man? As the saying goes, it's not your fault that you are ugly, but it's your fault that you are scary!
You're a real bird, damn it, I'm telling you, you play with a big spin, a big tiger, mud and a big sword, but you're still a blue-eyed person.
Don't look for grass in the sea when you go to work. The quantity is small and the quality is not good!
Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
My heart is not as wide as the sea. When you do something beyond my tolerance, I'm sorry, you need to be beaten!
The most terrible thing in life is that youth is gone, and the acne on the face is still there.
9 accept your fate! It's not hard to admit that your life is cheap.
10 When I saw you happy like an idiot, I thought of your ancestor, Happy Little Dick. You are the abbreviated version.
1 1 The earth is really not for you. You should go to the kingdom of idiots. Maybe you can be a king when you get there!
12 it takes a lot of courage for you to live like this, but you survived! I admire your dedication.
13 I am completely desperate for such a wretched and mentally retarded thing as you.
14 children, if you want to show your quality, you'd better be modest, understand?
15 Laughing at others is pure 1290 even if you * * * don't lead an honest and clean life. Don't make me say what this means! That's 250 plus 38 plus 2!
16 are all rural foxes. You want to play a city series with sunglasses and nail polish.
17 should I go to the hospital? I'll take you there. Should I go to gynecology or psychiatry first?
18 A head is as big as B, and even a pig will be ashamed of you if it gives birth to B.
19 for you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with different humans!
You are so shameless and heartless, then your weight should be very light, right?
2 1 who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.
Why are you sitting on the stool with a straight face? Why do you have dinner with * * *? You said you broke the rules, and pigs don't like you.
The world is bigger than what you lack.
If I were you, I would have wanted to kill myself.
Who hasn't been young? Are you old?
If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.
I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
You were ugly when you were born, and you hid. Even your parents are afraid to see you. Are you afraid that someone will report you?
If you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of alien life!
Whose dog are you? How ugly! Won't you be embarrassed? Or are you used to being ugly?
3 1 You failed in the exam, but you failed in the exam, brother.
You're just flirting. You didn't even read the primary school textbook. To put it simply, you are simply vulgar, and you are the first target of eliminating pornography and illegal publications!
Did you eat too much or eat too much or eat too much? Don't think you are as white as lard.
Madame Curie discovered radium before, but I think she discovered you. You're not just ray! You almost got struck by lightning!
Getting rid of your stupidity is a scientific research achievement. After success, I can transfer to Chinese Academy of Sciences immediately!
You look like a fool on your left, like a pig on top and a donkey on the bottom.
You don't know that I am your father unless I am * * *!
Your IQ and your chest circumference are an indicator.
Your stupidity is always so creative.
How dare you brag to my sister? The man who praised me last time is still lying in the hospital. He is the biggest student in the hospital. Would you like to try?
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