Please tell me a joke that happened during class.

One brother suffered from constipation and could not defecate in the toilet for a long time. While he was trying his best, he saw a brother rush into the toilet like wind and entered the seat next to him. As soon as he entered, there was a sound. It was such a storm, and the brother said to the brother with envy: Brother, I envy you so much.

The brother said: Why are you envious? I haven’t taken off my pants yet~~

My son every night Want to sleep with mom. Mom said: When you grew up and married a daughter-in-law, did you sleep with Mom? The son replied: Yes. Mom said: What should you do with your wife? The son said: Let her sleep with her father. After hearing this, my father said excitedly: This child has been sensible since he was a child

Once when I was playing mahjong on a hot day, the power suddenly went out, so I had to buy a candle and continue fighting. After half an hour, the heat was unbearable. , one person said: "Let's turn on the electric fan, it's too hot." Another person said: "Don't turn it on, it will blow out the candle.

An American, a Japanese, and a Chinese Adventure in the jungle. As a result, they were all captured by the cannibal tribe. But the tribal chief said: "I am in a good mood today and will not eat you, but you will all have to suffer a hundred blows, but before you get hit, you can have one wish come true." "

The American was the one who got hit first. He said: "Before I get hit, put a cushion on my butt. "After padding, the boards fell like raindrops; at first, 70 boards were just fine, but after 70 boards, the cushions were smashed, and then the boards were bloody... After the beating, the United States walked away feeling its butt.

Japan After seeing this, the Japanese asked for 10 mattresses. After 1, 2, 3...100, the Japanese stood up, patted their butts, and said it was okay; then they boasted about their ability to imitate and recreate, and said I want to sit back and watch the Chinese show.

The Chinese slowly lay down and said leisurely: "Come on, put the Japanese on my back." "...

A brother went to the restroom and entered the women's restroom by mistake. After entering, he found that there was no urinal and it felt wrong. Fortunately, there was no one in the women's restroom. He walked out as if nothing had happened. . When I was opening the door, I met a girl coming in. The girl looked at him, blushed, lowered her head, turned around and went to the men's room

One day I was getting on the bus. It was too hot and stuffy. I don’t know who farted, and the environment was getting worse. My friend couldn’t bear it, and he didn’t know who it was. There was nothing he could do. Just then, the conductor was asking: “Who didn’t buy a ticket? "My friend suddenly had an idea and said loudly: "The one who farted didn't buy a ticket! "Suddenly, a very fat woman held the ticket high in her hand and said loudly: "I have already bought the ticket! "

A sculpture was completed in a new building of a university: a girl holds a book in her left hand and holds a dove symbolizing peace in her right hand. The school publicly solicited names from students outside the school, and many people's slogans were not satisfactory. A coincidence - reading is useless!

There were three tadpoles. They went to a restaurant to eat... After waiting for a while, the first dish was served... fried frog...

The three tadpoles sang in unison: I don’t want to, I don’t want to, don’t want to grow up...

One day, Cao Cao captured Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao attacked the three of them. He said, each of you go to the orchard and choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei brought out an apple. Cao Cao said that if they could stuff the fruit they brought into their butts, he would let them go. Zhang Fei tried. After a while, he failed and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes. Cao Cao also said the same thing to him, and Guan Yu began to stuff... When he stuffed the third grape, Guan Yu suddenly After he burst into laughter, he smashed the grapes and was killed again. After descending to the underworld, the King of Hell asked Guan Yu: "You are so stupid, why are you laughing?" If you don't laugh, you won't die." Guan Yu sighed and said, "I don't want to either! God is jealous of beauty! When I stuffed the third one, I suddenly saw Brother Liu walking out with a durian in his arms..."

I went to eat at KFC yesterday, and the people in line behind me looked like a couple. I saw them ordering She bought a lot of food and sat down next to me. After sitting down, the girl started eating as if she had been hungry for several days, while the boy was nibbling French fries one by one, as if there was something wrong with him. Worry.

Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, moved forward, and asked seriously: "Qingqing, can I chase you?"

Girl Without raising his head, he said directly: "No!"

The boy asked again: "Isn't it possible at all?"

The girl simply said: "It's not possible at all!"

The boy was stunned, looking straight at her, staying there...

At that time, the girl was holding a chicken leg in one hand and a hamburger in the other, and felt that the boy was looking at her. , so he stopped eating, then looked at the boy with pitiful eyes, and whispered: "Then...can I still eat?"

Everyone next to me, including me, laughed out loud, The boy was helpless and hurriedly said: "Eat, eat..."

This girl is so cute... If I don't let her chase her, I will definitely chase her... ..Desperate pursuit! ! ! !

I have always been restless in school. When I was a freshman, I went to self-study for the first time. I would sit in the classroom and feel depressed, and then I would go to the corridor to smoke.

Not long after I lit my cigarette, a PL girl came and asked, "We are studying in self-study now! Why did you run out?"

I said, I came out to smoke out of boredom. ,MM which class are you in? He ran out anyway.

PLMM pointed to our classroom and said, that class!

I was very excited and said, are we in the same class? What, are you depressed too?

She said: Well, a new student in our class ran out during self-study, and I came out to look for him.

I smiled, but it seems that he still can’t sit still. Why are you looking for him? You are not his mother!

MM: There is no way, I am his class teacher!

I was confused at the time...

A minute later, I held back a sentence: Teacher, you look so young...

Phelps won the championship. After 8 gold medals:

How do countries compare breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly, and freestyle in swimming competitions? 100, 200, 400, 1500 resulted in too many gold medals. They were very dissatisfied and asked to increase the number of gold medals in their dominant events.

Brazil proposed:

Football should be divided into 3 people, 5 people, 7 people, 11 people, beach, indoor and grass.

China proposes:

Table tennis should be divided into straight, horizontal, straight doubles, straight singles, and straight and horizontal mixed doubles.

The United Kingdom proposed:

Equestrian should be divided into black horse equestrian, white horse equestrian, red horse equestrian, brown horse equestrian, royal horse equestrian, and zebra equestrian.

Kenya proposed:

Long-distance running should be divided into 10,000 meters, 11,000 meters, 12,000 meters and 13,000 meters. . .

Japan proposed:

All mixed sports for men and women should increase 3p, 4p, 5p, 6p, 7p. . . Group p. . . 500p.

Thailand proposed:

In addition to men’s and women’s projects, all the shemale categories should be added

South Korea proposed:

Add one in the future One gold medal should be given to South Korea, because the athletes who won the gold medals are all of Korean descent, or their ancestors are of Korean descent.