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Have you ever tried running to pick up girls? Less routines and more sincerity ~

Many friends think running is boring. If they can solve single dog's lifelong happiness by the way, they will suddenly gain a lot of motivation and interest. Many running gods have talked about some routines of picking up girls before, such as seeing each other's running equipment, such as running shoes, armsleeves, pockets and so on. For example, pretend that the phone is dead, let the girl take a photo and forward it on WeChat, so that you can get the other person's micro-signal. And so on.

As a running sister, talk to the majority of male compatriots about what is the correct posture V (へ).

Pick up hot chicks: Do you often run? You're amazing. You run faster than me. I ran twice. How many laps did you run?

Wu Chat: I ran three times.

Pick up hot chicks: Great. Do you run every day?

Wu Chat: Well, almost. I've never seen you before.

Pick up hot chicks: Yes, I just run occasionally. I will continue running tomorrow. Will you come?

Wu Chat: Maybe. . .

I wanted to come, but I didn't want to come after hearing what he said.

Pick up hot chicks: Beauty, do you run alone?

Wu Chat: Right.

Pick up hot chicks: Running alone is boring. It's good to run with two or three people. I come here to run every day. Do you want to join me? Can you add a WeChat? I will invite you to run with me when I run tomorrow.

Wu Chat: Please add my official WeChat account with my micro signal on it. Well, actually, I really like running alone. I ran more than 2000 kilometers by myself. . . Why don't you like running alone?

I can't remember the following questions clearly. . .

Recently, some enthusiastic runners have made me constantly change my exercise route and running time. . . But I also found more good routes and times.

There are too many routines, but sincerity is more important.

Although all the runners in the world are family members, there are still many conditions for being called a family-have we participated in running training camps together? Have we met at the marathon? Are our steps similar? Do we have other similar topics besides running? Do we run at the same time as the route?

Except for the last condition, the others are basically not established. Aside from running to pick up girls, this discussion is actually more about running etiquette! Still dating etiquette! Why can some people hold hands with girls and boys they like in running competitions or running camps, but many people can't?

Happy girls are all the same, but unfortunately they are all different.

Going back to the foundation of love is the mutual attraction of two people. It is your merits that deserve to be loved. Back to running, some people have good bodies and high values, and there is nothing they can do. Practicing running will add points; Some people run very hard, have won the championship and runner-up in many competitions, and have heroic existence and extra points; Some people may not be very prominent in running, but they are sincere, honest, gentle and considerate, and are willing to give you water and energy bars when you run, which will give you extra points; Some people, Gao Fushuai or potential stocks, are brilliant or humorous, and can give people a lot of help and surprises outside of running, adding points; Girls can look at it the other way around.

When you have your own advantages, running only provides you with a platform to know more single girls. And you should let these advantages shine, instead of being scared away by a lame chat-up at the beginning.

What are your strengths? Figure? Yan value? Warm man? Gao Fushuai? Potential stocks? Talent? Funny?

It's best to have all of them, of course, but it's perfect. You won't be single. Lock one or two, and zoom in and it's OK. According to my observation of male runners and compatriots, apart from their outstanding figure, they often really worry about their emotional intelligence. Learn from each other's strengths. [Warm Man] is the most susceptible skill. I suggest you polish it.

Warm men are easily spit out and become men's green tea bitches. Please use it reasonably. Back to dating etiquette, in fact, it is easy for everyone to know-why are some people called warm men, while others are spit out by central air conditioning?

Initial heart! Initial heart! Initial heart!

Please think about it. Do you really like helping other female classmates, or are your motives impure? Hua Shao may have been spit out here, but of course his motive is not pure-he just wants to pick up girls! Please pay attention to the difference between long-term interests and short-term interests. Teasing is an easy thing. It belongs to short-term behavior and short-term interests. Failure and start, failure and start. As long as the base is large enough, people may always become blind. Right?

From the investment point of view, this short-term quick success and instant benefit behavior is very inefficient. For example, in the above two scenes where Shao Hua was teased, 1 The opponent's running strength is too far from mine, and there are too few suitable topics, so points are deducted; The other party feels frivolous as a whole, and only cares about his own speech without considering my feelings. Unstable, unreliable, points deducted. It's that simple.

Running is just an introduction, an opportunity, and many of the same topics or attractive places behind it are the key points.

Of course, I won't tell you that the person who said this has a high face value and a good figure. Hee hee O (*//▽/*) q

It is actually a silly thing for a fisherman to cast a net. The people in picking up girls look cool and fashionable anytime and anywhere, but they just look. Playboy never ends well. Are you sure you really want to do this? Or lay a good foundation and be a runner with figure, face value, achievements and sincerity? Become the object of being teased anytime and anywhere, such as Daniel Wu and Eddie Peng Yuyan Yu Yan.

Of course, ordinary people are too far away from these stars. But we can also be a passerby version of Daniel Wu and a passerby version of Eddie Peng Yuyan Rosa. It is serious to be yourself and treat others sincerely.

If you have a good impression on the opposite sex, then close the distance, communicate well, create opportunities to have fun together and communicate and understand in the form of friends. Too many routines, sincerity is precious.

God will not be unkind to any child who studies hard. Sometimes I wonder if the main reason why I can't find girls is that there are too many girls. Ha ha ha, think about it.