Please write a hint in humorous language at the sharp turn of the road.

Please write a hint in humorous language at the sharp turn of the road, and you are likely to encounter your black and white impermanence. Please be careful!

Hey, friend! Make your car smart, a little ignorant!

Your car is not a loyal lover. If you make it angry, it will go away!

Please write slogans in the sharp corners of the road, please write slogans in the sharp corners of the road, and pay attention to the humanistic spirit in the corners. You won't win if you drive hard.

It is dangerous in front of the slogan at the sharp turn of the road. Enter (a curved place) carefully.

Line drive

Post advertisements at sharp bends in the road. To embody the humanistic spirit, the scenery here is beautiful, please don't miss it.

Humorous stories, ancient and modern jokes, short articles, and interesting tips about language art: Hello, let me answer for you:

Bernard Shaw, a famous British playwright, traveled to Moscow and met a clever little girl in the street. She hit it off very well and stood on the street and talked to her for a long time. When Bernard Shaw left, he said, "Go back and tell your mother that you had a long talk with Bernard Shaw, a world famous man, in the street today." The little girl took a look and said in his tone, "Go back and tell your mother that you had a long chat with the beautiful Soviet girl Anna today." We can't help but admire the little girl's wit and get a deep feeling from it: no matter how great a person is or how high his position is, he can't treat anyone badly.

During the negotiations between the Kuomintang and the Communist Party, under the stern and aggressive momentum of the delegations represented by Zhou Enlai and Wang Ruofei, Kuomintang representatives made excuses and flew into a rage: "It is really casting pearls before swine to negotiate with you." "Yes, casting pearls before swine!" Clever counterattack is not only full of fun, but also contains wisdom.

Mark Twain, a famous American writer, wrote a famous satire The Gilded Age, which immediately caused a sensation. At the press conference, Mark couldn't help but blurt out: "Some members of the US Congress are dogs." . The newspaper is full of articles about it. Some American congressmen protested and asked Mark to apologize publicly in the newspaper. Mark agreed, so he published a public article in the newspaper: "A few days ago, at the banquet, I made an irresponsible remark that some members of the US Congress were dogs. Members of Congress are very concerned about this and consider it carefully. This statement is really inappropriate, and it is revised as follows: some members of the US Congress are not dogs. " Wonderful! Wonderful! How can such a wise saying not stand out?

Tang Bohu celebrated an old woman's birthday, and the children were very happy. They respectfully asked Tang Bohu to write a congratulatory message for her: Bohu did not refuse, but wrote: "This woman is not human." As soon as she said this, the old woman's face became very angry. "Nine-day fairies came down to earth", from anger to joy. "Children are thieves", children are shocked and hate their guts. "Steal flat peaches and give them to your loved ones", and when the conclusion comes out, everyone is happy. The twists and turns, the machine has changed a lot, which is amazing.

Andersen is a famous Danish fairy tale writer. Although he is loved by children, some people just don't like him. Once, a gentleman saw Andersen and laughed at him: "Andersen, can that thing on your head be regarded as a hat?" "What's under your hat? Can it be a head? " The tone is consistent and the words are relaxed, which makes people laugh.

Write an interesting reminder to remind pedestrians to pay attention to safety on the road. I just read a joke today, "pedestrians should pay attention to safety when driving, because your father is not Li Gang". It's purely funny, hehe. .........

Please write an advertisement for a sharp turn in the road, reflecting the humanistic spirit. Don't worry for the time being, the world is different.

I want to meet you again at the corner of the street and the corner of the road, but I am already a stranger when I meet you.

Change the blunt hint below into interesting language 1. Bin Laden! Sleep!

2. Books want a neat and beautiful home.

3. jaywalking, you have to cross the road!