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1. There's plenty of time, not as good as my starch sausage.

2. Being poor, I can't let a book read it, so I don't read it or open it.

What kind of sister do you like to change for you?

4. You hate handsome guys, and your face is full of inferiority ~

Others are forced to work hard and I am forced to live.

6. I have a boyfriend and don't want to talk to people who don't have a boyfriend. It feels different.

7. Thin when thin, fat when fat, boring, really boring.

8. In our bathroom, we never put toilet paper, but clean it with a rose pole. I'm playing romance.

9. I thought that if I didn't drink, smoke or go to bars, you would praise me as a good girl, but I didn't expect you to call me a local dog.

10. I didn't know my criteria for choosing a spouse until I met you. I didn't know you couldn't have one.

1 1. Thank you for not deleting me. As a countryman, I have no sense of existence in raising pigs in this circle of friends, and no one likes me. My diploma is not very high, I am not very rich, I don't know many stalks. I envy your circle of friends.

12. I can't sleep. I close my eyes and my mind is full of poems. A knowledgeable person is like this. Ten years of life and death, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.

13. If not, delete each other. I'm waiting for your news while feeding the pigs. Time is too long. I always comfort myself that the signal in the village is not good. This year, a 5G base station was built in the village, and I can't fool myself any more.