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I’m looking for a 200-word commentary on this year’s hot news.

The first incident: Yuan Lili: I am really "selling children". If you catch me, shoot me to death

Event review: A fire accident occurred in a private shelter in Lankao, Henan, killing 7 people. Among them were 6 children. After the tragedy, Yuan Lili, the head of the house that suffered a fire and a long-term adopter of abandoned babies and orphans, has not appeared in public. After many efforts, the core parties appeared in front of the media for the first time late at night on the 5th. When the reporter asked about someone saying that you make money by adopting abandoned babies, did you know? She said: "I have heard of this statement. When I was interviewed before, I was also asked about "selling children." At that time, I said , if I really "sell children" and they catch me and they say I'm cheating on subsistence allowance or something, I said if any of you want to make a better living than me, I'll give the child away to you. I don’t even want their money for adoption.”

The second incident: A couple who are experts in water quality research in Beijing: “We have not drank tap water for 20 years.”

Incident. Review: "We have not drank tap water for twenty years." We drink "Kunlun Mountain" cold, make tea with "volcanic rock" from Hainan Island, "Quanyang Spring" from Changbai Mountain, and use Beijing's local mineral water for cooking. Under their influence, relatives and friends around them also gave up the habit of drinking tap water. After reading the news about "Beijing couple don't drink tap water", do you still drink tap water?

The third thing: the person in charge of the driving school: "It's not that the new driving test is strict, it's that it turns out to be too easy."

Event review: Fuzhou’s first new driving test, which netizens are enthusiastically following, has officially started. Many netizens also complained on Weibo. Regarding the collective “deaths” of students taking the Shanghai driver’s test after the introduction of new traffic regulations, a driving school director who has been engaged in driver training in Shanghai for many years said frankly. "Actually, it's not that the new driving test standards are too strict, but that the original test was too easy."

The fourth item: Shanghai slogan "Shanghai people making love"

Review of the incident: 1. People in Shanghai who make love; 2. People who make love in Shanghai; 3. People who make love in Shanghai; 4. People who make love in Shanghai; 5. People in Shanghai who make love; 6. People who make love in Shanghai

No. Five items: Rich woman Zong Fuli: "I have never had a boyfriend, my family is too rich."

Event review: Zong Fuli, the 30-year-old daughter of billionaire Zong Qinghou, recently In an interview, she stated that she had never had a boyfriend, and the report stated that “one of the consequences of being too rich at home is that it is difficult to distinguish the motives of her pursuers. It seems that everyone who approaches her wants to discuss business with her.”

The sixth item: "The cutest professor" deciphers Di Renjie: "There is no such person as "Yuan Fang" in history"

Event review: Shaanxi Normal University professor and doctoral supervisor Yu Geng Zhe said: There is no word Yuan Fang in my book, and there is no such person in history. Talking about the real Di Renjie in history, Yu Gengzhe said that he once served as a censor and was also an upright official himself. There are no details of Di Renjie's investigation in historical records, but he was indeed a master at solving cases and a workaholic.

The seventh incident: Netizen: "Working for eight days in a row is really like eight years of resistance war."

Review of the incident: The New Year's Day holiday in 2013 is different from the holidays in previous years The arrangement, which included working for eight consecutive days after the New Year's Day holiday, was called the "longest working week in history." Such a "cheating holiday" arrangement was criticized, with netizens calling it "cannot afford to take a break." "Working for eight days in a row is like eight years of resistance. It's finally coming to an end. I can't afford to be hurt! I don't want to go to work! I want to go home to catch up on my sleep and sleep until it's dark!" Ms. Peng, who works for the website, changed her online signature to this last night. "I really don't know who came up with this trick. I really feel like I can't hold it any longer," she told reporters.