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The first lesson of 2022, the first day of school, a short copy about the school season

1. School has started. If anyone says I am fat, I will be friends with him.

2. I can’t live without my bed. I can’t start school, so I have to accompany it.

3. My wish is that the epidemic will end soon and the school will start early!

4. Bless my deskmate for being gentle, considerate and good-looking when school starts.

5. School is about to start. Others call it adjusting their schedule, but I just feel jet lag.

6. I have begun to study how to look more handsome when I walk into the classroom on the first day of school.

7. School has started, and I’m not crying. It’s just raining in some areas, and that’s the area on my face.

8. Cherish the good times of youth, a good start is half the success.

9. It is said that children who do not want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no partners in school.

10. Everyone’s words at the beginning of school must be: “I must study hard this semester.”

11. A new friend of a good friend, please take good care of my good friend.

12. On the first day of school, I dressed like I was going on a blind date, but my expression looked like I was attending a funeral.

13. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when school starts, you can’t recognize me when I gain weight!

14. Don’t leave during the summer vacation. I’ll treat you to Xuanmai.

15. Children who do not want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no partners in school.

16. There is no one in the class who can make me happy, so I don’t want to start school.

17. You exist. In my late night stay yesterday, in my night, in my dream. In my all nighter. Goodbye, my summer vacation.

18. My wish for the beginning of school: The school collapsed, the teacher went crazy, the homework belongs to others, but you are mine.

19. The busy new semester has begun again. I walked into the familiar campus and saw my classmates who had spent the winter vacation together. I was very excited. The classmates wished each other, greeted each other, and communicated with each other. I feel so good during the Spring Festival.

20. School is about to start, and when I start to get busy, I won’t have so much time to miss you.

21. The beginning of school is a kind of pain for teachers and myself, a kind of hysterical pain.

22. Nowadays, there is so much money and so little money to spend... I will definitely spend a lot of money in the first month of school... It will kill me.

23. From pajamas to school uniforms and school pants, from swiping the screen to reciting texts, from full WiFi to full course schedules, from sleeping in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

24. Good seniors don’t go to welcome new students. Those who rush to help you carry your luggage as soon as you settle down. They are not good seniors, they are good wolves. The kindest ones are just selling phone cards.

25. School is about to start again, and it’s time to go back to that time of being sleepy all day long and not feeling sleepy as soon as I touch the pillow.

26. It’s really good to study at home during the school start schedule. Too much shit happens in school and time is wasted.

27. I will break up with my summer vacation in more than ten days, because there is a third party between us, and it is called the beginning of school.

28. On the first day of school, there must be a fashion conference in the class.

29. May Wenquxing come to your door on the first day of school, and wish you a bright future and embrace tomorrow.

30. New year, new atmosphere, new semester, new look. Make resolutions early and study hard.

31. When school starts, just study hard and don’t miss him. The future is more important.

32. I don’t want to start school. School, you can keep my person but not my heart.

33. Let’s break up, Mr. Summer Vacation. Don't ask me why, because: the cruel, domineering and arrogant teacher at the beginning of the school year wants to be nice to me.

34. As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not be activated until the day before school starts.

35. It’s early autumn again, and the wheat is turning yellow again. The fallen leaves can’t hide my gaze, and school has started.

36. Do you know why the holidays are so short? Because there are no mornings on holidays. Do you know why it takes so long after school starts? Because it has not only morning but also morning!

37. Looking forward to it, looking forward to it, the summer vacation is over and the start of school is approaching. Everything looked like he had just woken up, and Xinxinran opened his eyes. The students are happy, the teachers are happy, and our campus is boiling.

38. I want to go to school, but I don’t want to go to school.

39. Learn to forget about you, starting from the beginning of the school year.

40. For the beginning of school, for teachers, and for myself, it is a kind of pain, a kind of hysterical pain.

41. School finally starts today! If school doesn't start again, I will get moldy! In the morning, I was excited and sad because I didn't do well in the exam and was afraid that the teacher would blame me. I was excited because I could finally see my classmates whom I hadn't seen for a long time!

42. When school starts, I want to take a vacation, and when I have a vacation, I want to start school.

43. I gain three pounds every holiday and lose three pounds every time school starts. Please forgive me for my homework.

44. Xia Xia and I fell in love, but Xia Xia’s mother broke up us when school started.

45. Why do teachers scold us if we are not serious in class? But we cannot scold the teacher if he does not come to class.

46. If the sun does not come out, I will not go to school. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

47. Let’s go on the road with childishness, confusion, confidence, and ideals! School has started, come on!

48. This kind of person eats lunch after brushing his teeth. The days are coming to an end.

49. It has been a few days since school started and no one has expressed that they don’t want to go to school.

50. Summer homework is actually for you to write for a month, and the teacher will write a review.

51. School has started, and my deskmate is neither a beautiful woman nor a handsome guy. It's a shemale!

52. Before school starts, there is always something we have to do to practice calligraphy.

53. If we don’t go crazy, we will start school. If we don’t do our homework, we will be finished.

54. On the first day of school, there are always a bunch of people dressed as if they are going on a blind date.

55. School has started, and we have met new classmates. School has started, and we will create excellent results again. School started and we laughed.

56. It is not good for children to cough all the time. Most of them are pretending not to want to go to school. A good beating will be enough.

57. School has started, a new semester, a new beginning. New semester, new atmosphere. Many new faces have been added to the campus. On campus, we can always meet some old classmates. When we meet, we all say hello to each other and wish each other well.

58. I used to want to start school early because there was someone I really wanted to see, but now I don’t want to start school because the person I really wanted to see has become the person I am most afraid of seeing.

59. School has started, and I have always been the luckiest. What reason is there for not working hard?

60. All the bad emotions come from the start of school and gaining weight. , no one, lack of money.

61. It is said that the first person who smiles at you at the beginning of school will have a good relationship with you.

62. School has started. I feel very happy to see classmates I haven’t seen for a month. I also find that there are a few new faces in the class. I am very happy to have new friends. I want to work with them. They become good friends.

63. School has started, and it is a new beginning and a new farewell.

64. Teacher, I have been saving my homework for the whole summer vacation. I have feelings! Can I stop paying it?

65. There is a kind of boredom called the opening ceremony, there is a kind of excuse called not bringing homework, and there is a kind of happiness called teacher asking for leave.

66. Let me tell you a ghost story. School starts in one day.

67. When school is about to start, I remember that there is something called summer homework.

68. It turned out that I didn’t have anyone I liked at school, so I really had no motivation at all to go to school.

69. School has started, and it’s time to go back to that time of being sleepy all day long and not feeling sleepy as soon as I touch the pillow.

70. If there is no teacher, no homework, no memorizing texts. I think I would love to go to school.

71. After the summer vacation, not only did I not become thin like a bolt of lightning, but I turned into a dark cloud.

72. If you have perseverance, why do you need to sleep at three o'clock and get up at five o'clock? The most useless thing is to be exposed to the cold for ten days in one day.

73. School opening notice: Your school is rebuilt in another location and you are forced to delay the school opening. Due to the innocent collapse of your school, the school is on holiday for a year.

74. I haven’t read for a long time. I can’t even read the words, and I can’t even feel the emotion.