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1. A bag contains soybeans and mung beans. A man poured beans on the ground and quickly separated them. How did he divide it? Answer: a soybean and a mung bean.

On a snowy day, Gao Jiawen turned on the heating and closed the doors and windows. Why does he still feel cold? Answer: He is outside the door.

3. A Dai drives to the zoo to play. The zoo is very close. He didn't go the wrong way. Why can't he reach his destination? Answer: I have already opened it.

4. What is the ceremony that the priest can't preside over anyway? Answer: Your own funeral.

In an exam, two students handed in exactly the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why? Answer: They handed in a blank test paper.

6. There is an animal. You killed it and shed your own blood. What kind of animal is this? Answer: mosquitoes.

7. Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Because of the language barrier, his parents seem to be at a loss. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages, but he doesn't feel any inconvenience like in his own country. Why? Answer: He is a baby.

8. What do you call a beautiful woman who doesn't have children after marriage and is afraid of losing her figure? Answer: peerless beauty.

9. What animal did you see first when you entered the zoo? Answer: people.

10, who can't be seen in what photos? Answer: X-ray.

1 1. The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news will never be false: year, month and day.

12, what disease does sleeping beauty fear most? Answer: insomnia.

13, Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: "I can sit in a place where you will never sit!" " "Where is he sitting? Answer: Sit on Xiaohua.

14, the family has its own rules, and the state has its own rules. What are the rules in the zoo? Answer: tortoise.

15, what officials not only don't get paid, but also pay for themselves. Answer: the groom.

16, there is a place to teach bad guys, but no police dare to take action to sweep it. What is this place? Answer: detention center.

17. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Trees can't jump.

18. The common answer of death row inmates is what kind of death: old age.

19, on a gloomy night, a white girl with long hair shawl and pale face stood in front of her. She touched her with her hand, but she couldn't touch it. Why? Answer: Through the window.

20. What is the most valuable thing that easily disappears? Answer: satellite.

2 1. Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? Answer: I'm afraid of biting my fingers.

22. What water should be distributed as planned? Answer: salary.

23. What are the products with the same production date and effective date? Answer: the newspaper of the day.

24. Who goes to see a doctor every day? Answer: Doctor.

25. Excuse me: If you divide 18 into two parts equally, but you can't get 9, how much can you get? Answer: 10 (divided in the middle).

26. What do farmers, workers, soldiers and scientists live on? Answer: mouth.

27. Sports competitions require athletes to be "higher, faster and stronger" and to "go forward bravely", but there is one kind of competition that can only be postponed. What kind of competition is this? Answer: tug of war.

28. Dad bought a pen, but he can't write. Why? Answer: This is an electric pen.

29. There is a kind of ship that has never been launched. Why is it still a ship? Answer: Spacecraft.

30. Why didn't a person fall off the plane and die? A: The plane is parked on the ground.

3 1, Xiao Wang, who loves snacks, weighs 50 kilograms at the heaviest and only 3 kilograms at the lightest. Why? A: When he was born.

32. What is the most critical factor in divorce? Answer: get married.

33. What don't people like to eat? Answer: Loss.

34. What is the best treatment for carsickness? Answer: Walk.

35. How did Class Three, Grade Four do mental arithmetic? Answer: Each has his own abacus.

36. As soon as Lao Li cut his hair, he asked the barber to "share it", but the barber said he couldn't do it. Why? Answer: The barber shaved his head.

37. Fangfang lost her student ID at the school gate. What should she do? Answer: Pick it up.

38. You killed an animal and shed your own blood? What kind of animal is this? Answer: it's a mosquito.

39. What should you do first if you want to realize your dream? Answer: wake up.

40. A man fell into the river. He climbed up from the river, but his hair was not wet. Why? Answer: Because he is bald.

4 1, what is a person's mood on the operating table? Answer: Being slaughtered.

42. A man was hit on the head by something falling from a height of several kilometers, but he was not injured. Why? Answer: the falling snow.

43. The two brothers are generally tall. Wearing a jade finger in her ear and a cloth in her mouth. Answer: scissors.

44. Zheng Banqiao wrote poems, and everyone agreed. (Beating a Hong Kong actress) Answer: Sammi Cheng.

45. From a distance, it looks like a cucumber with a pimple. Elegant gentleman's dish, clearing away heat is not bad. (Hit a vegetable) Answer: Bitter gourd.

46. You are not a painter. You often draw me. You can draw without a pen, which is better than a painter. Answer: mirror.

47. With a round belly and a sharp mouth, drink water before biting. The tail is hidden in the stomach, and the tail water is pushed into the mouth by hand. Answer: syringe.

48. Look at the wealth of China and the prosperity of its people. (Hit a Hong Kong star) Answer: Leslie Cheung.

49. shave. Answer: Daoxiao Noodles.

50. Nuts are like soybeans. People give them a good name called Jieshou. Answer: cashew nuts.

5 1, young and scheming. Answer: Be careful of slipping.

52. The old man has a female name called Chanjuan. Answer: Lunar New Year.

53. You go to the Yangtze River. Answer: Wang Shangyuan.

54. Born as an arch bridge. Answer: Changhong.

55. Looking ahead to Chang 'an, China. (Hit a CCTV host) Answer: Gu Changning.

56. Throw away the money. (Hit a CCTV host) Answer: Sa Beining.

57. Great cold. Answer: The coldest day.

58. If it comes to the tree and shakes its head, it will gently blow away the clouds. Answer: the wind.

59. Reality. Answer: sherbet.

60, red tip, green tip, sometimes not spicy but very sweet. (Hit a vegetable) Answer: Chili.

6 1, shed. Answer: Early spring and February.

62. Old Sichuan. The answer is: Cuba.

63. The crescent moon is covered with five-pointed stars, and the national flower jasminum giraldii can be seen everywhere. The answer is: Pakistan.

64. It is shaped like jasmine and has a strong fragrance. Answer: Jasminum giraldii.

65, Baihua Spring City Southeast Asia, water puppet show life. Answer: Hanoi.

People give famous carnations and double pink flowers to their mothers. Answer: Carnation.

67. The wooden frame is square with a small picture in the middle. Answer: photo frame.

68, ugly appearance, but expensive, golden color and blush. Answer: apples and pears.

69. It seems that flowers are not beautiful, and pansy flowers have top leaves. Answer: Yan Laihong.

70. There are many volcanoes with complex terrain, and the salt lake is the lowest point in Africa. The answer is Djibouti.

7 1, the emperor has a good horse. The answer is: Ka Kui Wong.

72. At first glance, a man counted tens of thousands. (Type a word) Answer: 1 100 million.

73. There is a little fat man with a big belly. He can't eat anything but drink liquid. A: The teapot.

74. The people of Zimbabwe come together. Answer: Xujiahui.

75, fat rice blooms, funny snacks children love. Answer: popcorn.

76. It's embarrassing. The answer: nagging (Lee Hyo Ri).

77. Chickens lay eggs when drinking tea. Answer: tea eggs.

78. The cupcake is not big enough. The smell of coffee and wine floats into it, and the fashionable dessert belongs to it. Answer: Tiramisu.

79. Say it's like a bird, not a bird. Clouds move high from the ground. (By means of transportation) Answer: By plane.

80, medicine is indispensable without special effects, flowers are white. Answer: Bai Mudan.

8 1, unknown Qi Xishi, patriotic and strong-willed woman. (Click on historical figures) Answer: Zheng Dan.

82. Er Qiao's hometown, the source of Anhui, is a place of meditation. Answer: Qianshan County.

83. It can be used as medicine in summer, with white outside and yellow inside, which is extremely fragrant. Answer: frangipani.

84. Sing folk songs on the plane. Answer: air conditioning.

85. Muzi has two eyes. Answer: rice.

86. Wearing a plastic cap and a tin robe on his head, gently squeeze it on the brush and send it to his mouth for soaking. Answer: Toothpaste.

87. Ke Jingteng and Shen Jiayi competed for the box office this summer. (Name two movies) Answer: In childhood, you were a detective.

88. It is said that peaches are not peaches. They wear brown robes and have long fluff. (Hit a fruit) Answer: Kiwi.

89. The red face has freckles, and the green straw hat blocks the sun. The smell is fragrant all over the nose, biting off honey in one bite. (Hit a fruit) Answer: Strawberry.

90. A box can heat dishes, so you don't have to turn it yourself. Answer: microwave oven.

9 1, wrapped in purple robes layer by layer, everyone shed tears when cutting. (Beating vegetables) Answer: Onions.

92. Not too old, with a big beard. Wear green clothes outside and show gold teeth inside. Answer: corn.

93. Say you are a dog and won't bark. You are top-heavy and swaying in the wind. (smashing plants) answer: dog tail grass.

94. It is shaped like jasmine and has a strong fragrance. Answer: Jasminum giraldii.

95, Baihua Spring City Southeast Asia, water puppet show life. Answer: Hanoi.

96. People give famous carnations and double pink flowers to their mothers. Answer: Carnation.

97. The wooden frame is square with a small picture in the middle. Answer: photo frame.

98, ugly appearance, but expensive, golden color and blush. Answer: apples and pears.

99. It seems that flowers are not beautiful, and pansy flowers have top leaves. Answer: Yan Laihong.

100, with complex terrain and numerous volcanoes, salt lake is the lowest point in Africa. The answer is Djibouti.