Who knows the classic funny language of stall selling?

1, the quality of cattle comb is first-class; The quality of beef tendon comb is the top melon. If you know this product, take it home. When you get home, your wife will praise you and say that you have bought so many combs, and this is the best one.

2, the fold is not bad, the twist is not bad, if the fold is not good, I will accompany you on the spot 10, 8 pieces.

3. Do not bargain, do not bargain. Our factory has explained that we can't buy without 2 yuan, and the shopping malls sell 5 yuan, and we only sell 2 yuan money. This price won't be very high. Today, the factory is selling directly, not making everyone a penny, just for the promotion of the factory. It took you ten years to buy it home. Isn't this 2 yuan worth it?

4. Come and see, pass by, don't miss the opportunity, the opportunity is rare, the whole audience will clear the warehouse, sell at a loss, and sell two pieces at the whole audience.

5, just pick; Randomly pick and sell two pieces under the stage; Everything you buy is two dollars, two dollars, and you can use it all year round.