Please give me some ghost stories and funny jokes that will send chills down your spine. .

The first story

Who do you believe?

One year a mountaineering club went hiking, and th

Please give me some ghost stories and funny jokes that will send chills down your spine. .

The first story

Who do you believe?

One year a mountaineering club went hiking, and there was a couple who had a good relationship together.

When they reached the bottom of the mountain and prepared to attack the peak, the weather suddenly turned bad, but they still insisted on going up the mountain.

So they left the woman to watch the camp, but after three days I didn't see them coming back.

The woman was a little worried, thinking it might be because of the weather.

We waited and waited, and on the seventh day, everyone finally came back. , but only her boyfriend did not come back.

Everyone told her that on the first day of the summit, her boyfriend unfortunately died!

They rushed to the top of the mountain in the first seven days. When she came back, she thought he might come back to find her.

So everyone formed a circle and put her in the middle. When it was almost twelve o'clock, her boyfriend suddenly appeared, covered in blood. He grabbed her and ran out. His girlfriend screamed in fright and struggled hard. At this time, her boyfriend told her...

A mountain disaster happened on the first day of the summit!

Everyone is dead but he is still alive...

Who do you believe?

The second story

Why are there so many people?

One day, a friend after work returned to his dormitory at night and pressed the elevator on the first floor. He wanted to go to the sixth floor, but luckily, the elevator came right away. It's...

He walked in, but there was no one inside. When he walked in, the elevator closed immediately...

It went up... It went up...

When we reached the fourth floor, the elevator suddenly opened.

There were two people peeking outside, wanting to come in, but I don’t know why. No one came in.

The elevator door closed again. Just when the elevator door was about to close, my friend clearly heard them saying:

Why are there so many people? !

The third story

No one competed with me

A boy wanted to take the bus home at night, but because he had to wait at the stop sign It was too late, and he wasn't sure if there was a car... and he didn't want to walk. Because his home was far away and remote, he had to wait for the last bus... and wait and wait... < /p>

Just when he thought there should be no bus, he suddenly saw a bus appearing in the distance... He happily went to stop the bus.

As soon as he got on the bus, he found this The bus is very strange. Logically speaking, there should not be many people on the last bus because the route is remote, but this bus was full... There was only one empty seat, and no one on the bus spoke quietly...

He felt a little weird, but he still walked to the only empty seat and sat down. There was a woman sitting next to the empty seat. As soon as he sat down, the woman whispered to him: "You don't You should take this bus."

He felt very strange, and the woman continued: "This bus is not for living people..."

"You As soon as you get in the car, they (compare the people in the car) will arrest you and use them as a scapegoat."

He was very scared, but he didn't know what to do. As a result, the woman was right He said: "It doesn't matter, I can help you escape."

So she dragged him to open the window and jumped out. When they jumped, he heard people in the "car" shouting. The voice shouted "He actually let him run away"...

When he stood firm, he found that they were standing on a desolate hillside. He breathed a sigh of relief and quickly said to the man. The woman thanked me.

The woman showed a strange smile:

"Now, no one will rob me..."

< p>Fourth Story

Dream Lover

Ning has been dreaming about the same dream recently. In the dream, a man said to her: "Come here, come to me." Well, I'll wait for you..."

Finally, Ning couldn't help it anymore, so she asked him, "Who are you? How can I find you?" The man said, "Tomorrow at noon. Come to me at 12 o'clock on the platform at the entrance of XX Park. I have a mole here." The man pointed at his chin.

Wake up, Ning hurriedly found his friend and put everything together

She told her friend, who agreed to accompany her. At 11:55 noon, the two of them were waiting at the agreed place, but no man came. The weather was hot, so Ning said to her friend: "It's too hot. I'll buy two ice cream bars across the street. You Wait for me here." After saying that, Ning crossed the street.

At this moment, a car rushed over and screamed... My friend ran over and saw Ning, who had fallen down. In a pool of blood. When he opened the car door and prepared to take Ning to the hospital, he discovered that it was a hearse, and there was a man lying in the glass coffin in the car. There was a mole on the man's chin... The friend suddenly realized that he saw Look at your watch, the time is 12 o'clock sharp. Check Ning's breathing again, it has stopped.

The fifth story

Mobile phone

Xiao likes to put his mobile phone on the table by the window of the office. Under the sun, the metal appearance is lifelike and endearing. Today is Christmas Eve. Xiao received a lot of blessing messages at noon. He read them one by one and replied to one from time to time. , and then put the phone on the table by the window as usual and started busy.

The phone rang again, his mouth curled up, and he shook his head helplessly.

Office His colleagues couldn’t help but joke with him, “What number did your girlfriend send you this text message again?

Where is it? He picked up his phone and read, 10 o’clock the day after tomorrow.

"What a mess!" A colleague came over and saw that this was not a blessing message.

"Maybe a boring person was joking." Xiao Suo smiled and continued to write his document.

At noon the next day, he received another message, the content of which was somewhat related to the last one,

"Tomorrow at 10 pm"

< p>Xiao Suo became a little impatient. He dialed back the number to see who was messing with him. Hello, the number you dialed is empty...

No, he confirmed the number of the message number once and dialed it again, but the result was still an empty number. Maybe there was an error when the message was sent. He didn't think deeply about it and decided to ignore the message.

On the third day, at the same time, the text message on the phone still rang, and Xiao Suo was a little worried. Opening the message, my God. "It's 10 o'clock tonight

" These few characters came into view, He immediately dialed the number again. Hello, the number you dialed is an empty number... The mechanical voice rang on the other end of the phone again, with a chilly sound. Impossible!

Xiao Suo decided to go home early after work today, but the manager of the department just announced that the client called to inform him that the negotiation time would be changed to tomorrow morning, so the copywriting he was responsible for had to be completed tonight, and it seemed that he had to work overtime.

Of course, a few text messages cannot affect the work. Besides, the boss attaches great importance to this project, and Xiao Suo, a capable person in the planning department, will never be able to get rid of it.

The best way is, The work was finished before 10 o'clock. After 7 o'clock, the companies in the building were getting off work one after another, and the office building became quiet. Xiao asked for a lunch, ate a few bites in a hurry and devoted himself to his work. < /p>

At 8:30, all his colleagues left, and he was the only one left. He could no longer care about anything and worked hard in front of the computer until the phone rang again, another text message!

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He felt a chill in his heart. When he looked back, fortunately, it was not 10 o'clock, but exactly 9 o'clock. He breathed a sigh of relief and turned on his phone.

"There is still one hour,"

It’s that strange number again! Oh my God! Who is it? Xiao Suo couldn’t help but start thinking about everyone around him. He had no clues. Forget it, let’s not continue working. It would be better to leave early and simply turn off the phone, Xiao Suo Finally finished the copywriting. He hurriedly left this hellish building,

Lighted a cigarette, calmed down, and crossed a road. When he walked to the center, his cell phone suddenly rang, and it was life-threatening. screamed, oh my God! Hasn’t the phone been turned off? Xiao Suo was stunned for a moment, and immediately stopped to look for that damn mobile phone.

A sharp braking sound passed through the night sky, and the metal-clad mobile phone was in the air I drew a circle and fell into a pool of blood. There was a time that always stopped at 10 o'clock.

The sixth story

When I was in the countryside, I came home from work in the middle of the night

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I saw a girl with a ponytail squatting facing the wall on the roadside

She was crying

Go up to her and ask her why she is crying. Is someone bullying you?

The answer is that there was a car accident at home

Then ask her not to be too sad. And wanted to take her home

She said no because you will be scared when you see her face

You said it’s okay, get up and I’ll take you home

< p>Then she stood up and turned to face you

What you saw was still a ponytail. . .

The seventh story

Bathroom

In addition to our company, there are also other companies on the floor where we work, all of which are small departments. There is only one bathroom on our first floor. It is at the end of the corridor.

There are only two paths to the bathroom. There is a sink in front and a mirror at the door. We are usually very busy at work, and when we go to the bathroom, it is almost I ran there, and it was the same today. I rushed into the bathroom. One of the doors was ajar, and I could see there was already a person inside. I didn’t recognize that person. So I chose the one next to me and waited until I came out. , there is already a girl with long hair washing her hands at the sink.

That is the girl from the company next door. We have met many times in Zhongkuo. Although we have never said hello, we are still half acquaintances. . She washed her hands, opened the door of the next door and walked in. Huh? There was someone in that room! Could it be that the person she saw squatting in there just now...

I don’t have much I thought, and walked out quickly. After some time, I went to the bathroom again, and I saw the woman for the second time.

It was an older woman, wearing a black cotton coat, with a sallow complexion. Her face was swollen. When I first entered, I saw that she was still squatting in the window. She had a weird expression on her face when she saw me. Ah! I screamed and rushed out, just in time to bump into her. The girl next door...

What's wrong with you? She asked... Is there... a ghost! I can't even breathe, can't I! She was also scared to death Rong eclipse, don’t go to that window window! I told her nervously that I would not bother nagging everyone. I no longer go to that window, I would rather go to the public toilet downstairs, but even if In this way, I saw her for the third time!

Not in the bathroom, but in the hallway. She stumbled among the crowd. No one noticed her. I didn’t care about her ladylike appearance. I shouted and rushed into the office. What's going on? The manager lifted me up to the corridor like a tiger. Where? She is still there? So blatant? Am I the only one who can see her? She... I pointed to the black one Cotton clothes...She? She? She is the cleaner of this building! Recently, the building requires cleaning not only at night, but also in the morning, so you have never seen her before. I think you are crazy!

The manager abandoned me angrily and walked back quickly. I fainted! It turned out to be a false alarm, causing me to run several streets every day! I could finally go to the bathroom without worries and relieve my hatred. As soon as I entered, I met the man next door again. That girl, she smiled at me and went out.

The door of the bathroom was facing the mirror. When she came out, she adjusted her clothes. Suddenly she remembered the funny misunderstanding and wanted to ask her. Say it, then turn around and call her.

Oh my God! What did I see?

In the huge mirror, I only saw me, and she turned to look at me , there is nothing in the mirror!

The eighth story

The old lady in the toilet

Many schools are mostly mass graves or execution grounds Because of this, there are many terrifying rumors circulating among teachers and students...

A primary school in Kaohsiung has a long history. There is a row of toilets. At the very back of the campus, except for children in first and second grade, no teachers and students from other grades use it... There is always a gloomy atmosphere. And the third toilet is always locked.

One afternoon, a senior boy was in a hurry to get into the big room. There happened to be people in every toilet. He couldn't help it anymore, so he opened the door of the third room... which is strange. , the door that usually can't be opened no matter how hard it is pulled, but what happened today... Whatever, let's solve it quickly... Just when he breathed a sigh of relief and wanted to shout out loud, there was suddenly a cold feeling underneath... He suddenly looked down... Oh my God! A skinny hand stretched out from below. He yelled, took out a knife from his pocket and slashed the strange hand, and then rushed away. He went out, and from then on he never dared to step into that toilet again.

After a long time, this matter gradually faded in the mind of the senior student. One day, he and the three Five friends were playing basketball on the basketball court near the row of toilets. A ball that was going in the opposite direction turned and flew into the toilet. The classmates blamed him for passing the ball and asked him to pick up the ball quickly. He muttered. I went straight to the toilet. I saw an old woman holding the ball from a distance.

After coming out of the toilet, he trotted over to the old woman to get back the ball... How strange! The old woman's face never raised her face, but the knife marks on the back of her hands caught his eye, and he asked "Old lady, why are there knife marks on the back of your hand?" The old lady slowly raised her head, stared at him with wide eyes, laughed twice and said, "That was cut by you, have you forgotten?" ?" After saying that, he rushed towards him with open teeth and claws.

He screamed and fainted.

It is said that after being so scared, the senior classmate, He became a little dementia, and the row of toilets was demolished soon.

The Ninth Story

Hands

Do you like eating chicken feet? Listen After I told this story, if you still dare to eat, I will convince you.

Afang is a food stall owner. His business was not very good before, but since he got a After the expert's advice, his business suddenly boomed. Especially the chicken feet with sauce, but he only supplies a limited supply of ten portions every day, and no one comes. This is very painful for me as a diner. Sometimes when I go late, it’s gone. I couldn’t sleep that day just for that bowl of chicken feet. It’s pointless to talk about it. And he has a strange habit. He uses black paint all around the kitchen. Covered with cloth. No one knows how he cooks. The strangest thing is that I have never seen him buy chicken feet from anyone, and he doesn't have chicken. So where did he get the raw materials? < /p>

That day I couldn’t bear it anymore, so I hid quietly on his roof and lifted up a corner of the roof tiles. I thought I would do it myself after learning from it. I saw from the small cracks, It was a scene I will never forget. I saw a hand. It was a human hand. The hand was still attached to the person's body, but it was incomplete. The person was still alive. I saw his face was distorted, but he couldn't scream. When he came out, his whole body was just skin and bones, but his hands were fleshy. The hand was nailed to the wall. It was gray-yellow, mixed with a trace of blood, and was still shaking.

At this time Someone outside ordered a piece of chicken feet. I saw Ah Fang skillfully cut off a piece from the hand. He chopped it quickly, then put it in the pot and added the ingredients... Soon, a plate of chicken feet came out of the pot with a delicious aroma. , Al Fang took it out. At this time, I found that he smiled in my direction, "Boom!" I was so frightened that I fell from the top and fell into Al Fang's kitchen...

The Tenth Story

A couple always quarreled, and one time they quarreled again. The husband killed his wife in a rage and buried her body in the back yard. < /p>

After a few days, the man felt very strange, why the child had not seen his mother in the past few days but did not ask himself at all?

So one day he asked the child, "Your mother is not at home these days, why are you not worried at all?"

The child replied: "I feel so strange, dad, why have you been carrying your mother on your back these days?"< /p>