Humorous expressions of refusing to accept red envelopes

Humorous expressions of refusing to accept red envelopes

1, I'm already poor.

2, money is a good medicine, and it has a blatant effect.

From now on, whoever speaks first is an asshole.

There is nothing between us except red envelopes.

True feelings are not measured by money. Talking about money hurts feelings.

6. Why didn't you say so earlier when you had no money? I'm making a credit loan now, as much as I want.

7. I won't give gifts this holiday, so I'll send you a message. Health and happiness are accompanied, and good luck is inseparable from you.

8. Please show me two photos of 1 inch, a written application of 1000 words, a copy of ID card and household registration book, a certificate of family difficulties issued by the community and a letter of introduction from the local government. I will reply to you within seven working days. Thank you for your cooperation.

9, directly say that you don't need a red envelope.

10, after receiving the red envelope, increase the amount appropriately, make a lucky number and send it to the other party, which will not be ungrateful, but also make the other party feel our sincerity.

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12, sending WeChat red packets is weak. If you want to send it, send the most important and expensive things to people. I will send you air all your life.

13, wechat seems unfamiliar. I'll give you 200 personally when I come to the hotel tonight.

14, if you want something, I love you 5.20, the amount of money for a lifetime 13. 14, you can answer, giving money is no problem, what should I do to repay my love for you or for a lifetime, you know.