Funny verses about garlic (Is there the funniest joke in the world)

1. Is there the funniest joke in the world?

One day, there were too many people on the bus. It was very hot and stuffy. I don’t know who farted. This Next, the environment is getting worse.

My friend really can't bear it, and he doesn't know who it is, so there is nothing he can do. Just then, the conductor was asking: "Who didn't buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had an idea and said loudly: "The one who farted didn't buy a ticket!" Suddenly, a very fat woman held the ticket high in her hand and said loudly: "I have already bought a ticket!" A sculpture was built in a new building of a university: a girl holds a book in her left hand and holds a dove symbolizing peace in her right hand. The school publicly solicited names from students outside the school, and many people's slogans were not satisfactory. Coincidence - reading is useless! Lost bicycles are a serious problem in school. New bikes disappear in the blink of an eye. But sometimes you are lucky and the lost bike will appear again every few days.

One day, Xiao Jing, a roommate in the dormitory, bought a new transmission car. She showed off to everyone she met and said, "I have the latest lock on this car!" The next day, Xiao Jing went to study at night. He replied with a depressed look and a piece of paper in his hand, which said: Don't think there are no experts here. I borrowed the car and will return it to you in a few days! A few days later, the thief actually returned the car. Xiaojing was very happy, but she was worried that the car would be "borrowed" again. So I bought ten big locks, locked the car tightly, and put a note on the thief: Let's see how you can "borrow" it! When Xiaojing went downstairs the next morning, she found that there were five more locks on the car, and there was a note on the lock: Let's see how you keep riding! There were three tadpoles, and they went to a restaurant to eat.

After waiting for a while, the first dish was served. It's a fried frog... The three tadpoles sang in unison: I don't want to, I don't want to, don't want to grow up.

One day, Cao Cao captured Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them, each of you go to the orchard and choose a fruit.

After a while, Zhang Fei brought out an apple. Cao Cao said that if they could put the fruit into their butts, he would let them go. Zhang Fei tried for a while and failed. So he was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes. Cao Cao also said the same thing to him, and Guan Yu began to stuff them.

When he stuffed the third grape, Guan Yu suddenly burst out laughing. As a result, he crushed the grape and was killed again. After going down to the underworld, the King of Hell asked Guan Yu: "You are so stupid, why are you laughing? If you don't laugh, you won't die." Guan Yu sighed and said, "I don't want to either! God is jealous of the beauty! When I stuffed the third one, suddenly I saw Brother Liu walking out with a durian in his arms." 2. What is the tongue twister of "Knowing astronomy and geography from above"? Bagua, Xiaoqimen, Zhidunjia. In strategizing, the victory can be won thousands of miles away. Sitting on one's knees, he is more virtuous than Guan Zhong and Le Yi. He smiles proudly at the wind and moon. He knows that there are three parts of the world before he even leaves the cottage.

Tongue twisters are also called tongue twisters, tongue twisters, tongue twisters, etc. It is a traditional Chinese language game. Because it intentionally brings together a number of double-sounded words, overlapping words, or words and words with the same and similar pronunciation to form a simple and interesting rhyme, which requires rapid reading, so it is easy to read. People feel that it has a strong sense of rhythm and is full of fun. Tongue twisters are Han folk language games. Words whose initials, finals or tones are easily confused are combined into repetitive, overlapping, tongue-twisting and awkward sentences, which require rapid reading in one breath.

1. Origin and development

The origin of tongue twisters can be traced back to the Huangdi era more than 5,000 years ago. The "Tange" "Bamboo Clearing, Extending Bamboo, Flying Earth" that has been fortunately preserved in ancient books is said to have been written during the reign of the Yellow Emperor. According to research, this is a ballad that is relatively close to its original form, and it already contains the basic component of a tongue twister - double-voiced rhyming words. It can be deduced from this that tongue twisters may have sprouted in the spoken language of the Han working people before the emergence of writing.

With the formation and development of language and writing, our ancestors paid more and more attention to the similarities and differences between the parts before and after the sounds of Chinese characters, and discovered more and more double-voiced words with overlapping rhymes. If the relationship between these two-tone overlapping rhymes is not handled well, it is easy to get entangled and confused; if handled well, it can produce extraordinary phonological beauty. This makes some people think of looking for patterns, practicing pronunciation, and training oral expression. As a result, they began to consciously combine some words with the same pronunciation, and deliberately went in circles and twists to form consecutive sentences to teach children to read and recite. Some of the sentences have loud rhymes, are difficult to pronounce, and are humorous. Not only children like them, but many young people also like them. In this way, when one person sings or several people sing in harmony, it spreads from ear to ear among the people. In the process of spreading, people constantly modified, processed, enriched and perfected it, making it more like a humorous ballad and even more interesting. As for who is the specific author and modifier of the tongue twister, people have not paid attention at all. Therefore, it does not matter which tongue twister is the work of which person.

As tongue twisters were gradually improved and spread among the people, some literati close to the lower classes also began to pay attention to this popular literary form. Later, Song Yu, a Chu writer who followed Qu Yuan, introduced the vocabulary of double-tone overlapping rhymes into the palace of poetry creation. The long political lyric poem "Nine Debates" is his representative work. It uses a large number of words with similar sounds and rhymes, which makes the sentences and syllables intricately change, making the reading sound harmonious and long-lasting. This undoubtedly greatly expanded its status and influence. Many literati would improvise a few sentences while drinking tea and use them as drinking orders, or teach children to recite them. Most of the ancient tongue twisters that have been preserved to this day were made by literati who imitated Han folk tongue twisters. Moreover, we can also see the poem written by Wen Tingyun of the Tang Dynasty more than 1,000 years ago in "Mr. Li's villa looking at the monk's house and a double-voice poem": "The message of sacrifice dissipates the mental image; the eaves and couplets are overflowing with the sun, the orchids on the curtains are dewed, and the willow trees in the neighborhood are cool. , The high pavilion crosses the empty valley, the lonely pole separates the ancient hills, and the moonlight in the pond is faint, as if it is fragrant again. "Su Shi, a great writer in the Song Dynasty, wrote "Poetry of Chiyu" ("Scattered in the sword pavilion separated by Jinguan"), and Gao Qi, a writer in the Ming Dynasty. Passed "Wugong Ci" ("Pity Chanjuan before the banquet"). From the content point of view, most of these tongue twisters are made for fun and entertainment after eating and drinking, and they are not of much value. From the perspective of content and form, they are almost all word games that are word-twisting, bookish, and difficult to understand. The vast majority of the lower class people and children can only stay away from it. This greatly affects the linguistic and literary value of tongue twisters, and affects the popularity and improvement of tongue twisters. Regarding ancient tongue twisters, there are some records in Volume 5 of "Wen Hai Pisha" written by Xie Zhaochuan, a writer of the Ming Dynasty.

2. Overview of characteristics

The characteristic of tongue twisters is that a number of words with double tones, overlapping rhymes, or words with the same or similar pronunciation and easily confused words are intentionally gathered together to form a simple and interesting combination. The rhymes form a kind of language art that is very convoluted to read, but also full of fun. It is worth mentioning that tongue twisters are a good teaching material for language training. Practicing tongue twisters carefully can make your mind flexible, use your breath freely, enunciate clearly, and speak eloquently. It can avoid stuttering and can also be used as a casual and funny language game. For example: "There is Yan Yuanyan in front of the mountain, and there is Yang Yuanyuan behind the mountain. They compare their eyes in front of the mountain and behind the mountain. I don't know if Yan Yuan's eyes are rounder than Yang Yuan's, or if Yang Yuan's eyes are rounder. "There is a song called "The fortune teller and the garlic teller", which also sounds very charming: "There is a fortune teller on the street, and there is a fortune teller, and the garlic teller is called a garlic teller. Those who tell fortunes are called fortune tellers. Those who tell fortunes don’t buy garlic, and those who tell fortunes are not counted as fortune tellers. "After listening to these two tongue twisters, people will definitely find it interesting. ‘ 3. Classic and humorous sentences that can be used frequently in life, give praise

1. A truly brave person dares to face the balance of the bank card and the number on the scale.

2. Bed~~·Don’t be like this, let me go, I am already a person with lessons. 3. If you go out to hang out, you will always gain weight.

4. My family lives on a high loess slope, and strong winds blow from the slope. Whether it is Li Yuchun or Zeng Yike, they are both my brothers, my brothers. 5. One hour on Earth is not economical at all. How many people can be created by turning off the lights for one hour?

6. I don’t have a good sense of direction, so don’t follow me in circles.

Yidiandian Quotations Network 7. You are just a pen bag, which can only be used to hold pens, (you know) 8. Before I saw you, I never judged people by their appearance. 9. Do I look that ordinary? No, you look very much like Alto. 10. We all have festivals that are not intended to be a holiday.

11. When I’m drunk, I won’t obey anyone, so I’ll hold on to the wall. 12. My friends, please become famous quickly so that my memoirs can sell well.

13. Marry Tang Monk later, take it out to play with when you are happy, eat him when you are unhappy! 14. Mom, I am 13 years old and I need to wear a bra. no.

I want to use sanitary napkins. Nope either.

I started using it when I was 13 years old. Shut up, son.

15. It takes ten years to cultivate in the same boat, a hundred years to sleep on a sleeping pillow, and a thousand years to cultivate homosexuality. 16. Warrior, you are happy.

17. Before every man meets the man he likes, he thinks he likes women. 18. Listen to your words, there is no whole body after death.

19. Being handsome is useless, and in the end, you won’t be eaten by pawns. 20. The great cause of losing weight is always thought of after eating and drinking.

21. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing up like this? 22. Three steps of brushing your teeth: squeeze out toothpaste, pour a glass of water, brush your teeth carefully, and rinse your mouth. Swallow it.

It tastes great! 23. Summer, the season of hiding and revealing flesh, is here again. Yidiandian Quotations Network 24. Time is the best teacher.

But unfortunately, he killed all the students in the end. 25. My biggest dream is to become a snail and have a new house of my own as soon as I am born.

26. If you can't tolerate me, either you are too narrow-minded or my personality is too great. 27. My heart is as broken as dumpling stuffing.

28. You bald donkey, dare to compete with a poor Taoist for your master’s wife? 29. How dare you say that you are pure? Look at the turbidity in your eyes.

30. Go ahead and bask in the sun. Maybe if you get tanned, no one will call you an idiot. 31. Kindness means that when others are hungry, I chew the ribs without gnawing my lips.

32. Ashes to dust, dust to dust. Wave goodbye to two hundred and five. 4. Funny adapted verses

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi, the rooster picks up the hen.

The exam is exciting enough, and answering the questions depends on your mind. If you don't understand in class, it's all the old man's fault.

The teacher talks a lot of nonsense, is troublesome and verbose. Life is Chinese, death is Chinese soul.

It is impossible for me to learn English. I still miss Xiang Yu and cannot speak English. If I fail in Chinese, it shows my character; if I fail in math, the teacher is fully responsible; if I fail in English, it’s because I am patriotic. My success in the exam is all due to my deskmate.

If you don’t do well in the exam, your deskmate won’t do well. I am even more worried about going to school every day. The teacher's lectures make me feel sleepwalking, and he criticizes me again and again without any reason.

I have so much homework that I want to take revenge, I do it like a fool, and time flies like an arrow. The sun and the moon are not as good as the shuttle.

The homework must be copied, otherwise it will not be handed in. get out of school and wait until school is over, and celebrate the holidays after school.

Year after year, this hatred lingers. The classmates were originally birds in the same class. When school is over, they fly separately. It's like this for a day. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. In today's world, who is afraid of whom? It's just because the south wind blows and the rain is light. It's all my fault that I'm so good at blowing.

The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and there are four lines on the composition paper.

Chirp, chirp, chirp, Mulan flies a plane, what kind of plane is she flying? Boeing 747! I asked my daughter what she was thinking about and what she was remembering. She was also thinking about it. She had no money to buy an airplane. Last night I saw a military post saying that bombers were needed. There were twelve airplanes and I couldn’t afford them. My father didn’t have much money, and Mulan didn’t have much money. Gold and silver, I am willing to buy steel and build airplanes from now on. Buy blueprints in the east market, screws in the west market, glass in the south market, and iron sheets in the north market. Once I leave my mother-in-law, I will stay in the old hangar at night, and I will not hear my mother-in-law calling for a girl. But I heard the iron scraping against each other. I left the hangar in the morning and went to the military camp at dusk. I didn't hear my mother-in-law calling for a girl, but I heard the general yelling hahaha. After flying the plane for thousands of miles, it didn't pass the mountain. The heat spread through the wings and the sun shone on the glass. The general was frightened to death, and the spirit of the warrior had flown. He flew into the emperor, who was lying on the hospital bed. He was rewarded with twelve slaps in the face. The Khan asked what he wanted, but Mulan did not want to enter the cell; she was willing to drive 747 and fly back to her hometown. . When the father and mother heard that their daughter was coming, they raised their machine guns; when the sister heard that my sister was coming, they raised their pistols; when the younger brother heard that his sister was coming, he sharpened his knife to the mentally retarded person. Open the door of my plane, enter my cabin, take off my combat robe, and change into Put on a flight suit, load more hand grenades, and set up a machine gun for the outside. When they go out to plant bombs, relatives and friends are all frightened: after twelve years of separation, Mulan has become rampant. The madman stamps on the ground, the idiot's eyes are closed, the two of them walk side by side, who can say that I Abnormal? Chirp after chirp, I want to eat KFC.

I don’t hear the sound of saliva, but I hear the woman sighing. Ask her what she is thinking about, and ask her what she is remembering.

A woman thinks about hamburgers, and a woman thinks about chicken wings. I saw chicken coupons last night, there was a big sale on the holiday.

There are twelve chicken coupons, and each one has chicken wings. My grandfather has no older children, and Mulan has no eldest brother. I would like to go to KFC and eat for my grandfather from now on.

Buy burgers in the east store, drinks in the west store, chicken wings in the south store, and French fries in the north store. I bid farewell to my parents in the morning and stayed by the Yellow River in the evening. I didn't hear my parents calling for girls, but I could smell the fragrance of hamburgers.

But after leaving the Yellow River, I arrived at the top of the Black Mountain at dusk. I didn’t hear my mother-in-law’s voice calling for a girl, but I could hear the fragrance of chicken wings and their chirping. Thousands of miles across the Great Wall, Mount Everest is like flying.

The bank gave away gold coins, and the emperor gave out sweaters. The hen dies every year, and Mulan returns every ten years.

Returning to see Confucius, Confucius was sitting in heaven. Twelve chicken coupons can buy hundreds of baskets of chickens.

Confucius asked her what she wanted. Mulan did not want to be an angel, but she wanted to fly thousands of miles away and send her son back to her hometown. When the mother-in-law heard that her daughter was coming, she went out to help the general; when the sister heard that the sister was coming, she wanted to eat KFC; when the little brother heard that the sister was coming, she sharpened her knife and got ready to eat.

Open my pot in the East Pavilion, take my spoon in the West Pavilion, take off my war robe, put on my dinner towel, pick up the bowls and chopsticks in front of the window, and eat in front of the mirror. When I went out to see my companions, they were all frightened: they had been together for twelve years, but they didn't know Mulan was so greedy.

The male rabbit has a three-petal mouth, and the female rabbit has blurred eyes. Two rabbits are eating next to each other, how can they tell whether I am hungry or not? Give points, give points. 5. Humorous sentences about toothache

1. My round face turned into a half-fermented steamed bun when I had a toothache.

2. My face is swollen due to toothache, and it hurts to swallow saliva. How sad!

3. My tooth aches when I think of you. You know, toothache is terrible.

4. The feeling of toothache is that I am in pain.

5. I had toothache and only slept for less than three hours. The right side of my face is a little swollen and it hurts a little when I open my mouth.

6. Today, my cavities hurt so much that I rolled on the bed and couldn't even eat.

7. I have a toothache today, and I realized that a small tooth can be so powerful. It can make me hurt like a thousand arrows piercing my heart. Please beg for mercy from it!

8. Toothache, as if there is an electric drill in the tooth that has been drilling into the cheek. The whole face will hurt, and the temples will also throb and hurt. It will pull the nerves in the brain and cause fainting. The pain will be so painful that you can't think of anything else. Well, half of his face is basically useless.

9. Apart from broken love, the only thing that is hard to extricate yourself from in this world is the painful teeth.

10. There are two things in the world that make people unable to extricate themselves. One is toothache, and the other is falling in love with someone.

11. If you don’t want to lose weight, God will always find a way to make you lose weight, such as having a toothache and being unable to chew.