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Birthday greetings are short and unique: growth comes unexpectedly, birthdays come as scheduled

Happy birthday to idiot Lemon

What a great birthday on June 1st

I hope you will always be as happy as a child

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Then please see Xiao Xue more

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I have received happy birthday wishes from so many good friends, but it still doesn’t make me feel a little bit unhappy. I’m really a Fool. Forget it, just say to yourself, happy birthday.

I wish you will not be happy with things and not be sad with yourself.

I wish you peace of mind and peace of mind. ?

Three

Happy birthday, you idiot

Even if no one remembers, you still have to reward yourself?

Four< /p>

It’s been another year so fast.

Ye Xiu, happy birthday, and so is my idiot brother. Remember to eat cake.

I am lucky enough to meet you in this life, you are the most amazing person.

I hope that we will live up to our original aspirations year after year.

Five

"I'm such a big idiot. Apart from liking you, I can't do anything else."

"It seems I can't even do this." Not good"

Good night

I miss you so much today?

Six

Linlin. Happy nineteenth birthday!

You said that dreadlocks are your religion.

You said, you idiot is working hard to learn to be an idol.

You said that flowers will bloom again and people will never be young again.

Your thoughts, your efforts, your beliefs, your Darlenes all know.

In fact, you are a four-year-old kid at heart. Skinny every day. I see you have a bit of a cough today. Pay attention to your health.

Ever since I fell in love with you. In the photo album. Mobile wallpaper. lock screen. Chat background. . . . It's all you. I want the whole world to know how great the person I like is. Beautiful Linlin, do you know that your existence makes this world a little better? You said there is no way out in life. It doesn't matter. Your Darlenes will always be there for you! ! ! Zaizai, you are the best! ! !

Seven

His first blessing is for his parents and his second blessing is for Darlene

He hopes that his nineteen years will be better

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He hopes that everyone can continue to accompany him?

Happy birthday Wang Linkai, happy birthday kid

Your out-of-print eighteen and nineteen years old is better

< p> Idiot, you should eat more and stop losing weight. I love you. Wang Linkai, please keep being our happy virus!

Eight

Husband, this is my first birthday with you. I think I will spend every subsequent birthday with you. I had prepared a lot at home, but I really missed you leaving, so I was very sad. I originally planned to forget it and call you to wish you a happy birthday, but when I heard that you were not feeling well, I couldn't ignore it. Idiot, I told you to close your eyes and wait for you to wake up and I will come.

Nine

This is us together

Spending your first birthday with you

I hope I can celebrate your birthdays in the future Stay with you

Happy birthday, big idiot

Ten

I’m sleepy, so I wish you a happy birthday first

Well, you will always be He is the most stupid idiot in my heart!

But he is also my favorite idiot!

Some things may be destined.

Happy birthday to me today

Happy birthday to you tomorrow

Eleven

I hope you, who are one year older, can quit smoking If you don’t use pesticides, if you don’t become like an Internet-addicted boy and make me worry about you every day, I will grow old quickly. No matter how much you like the game, you have to play it to a certain extent. Excessive use is killing yourself without knowing it.

You must know that moderation in everything is the sign of a mature man!

Okay, that’s it, hope it gets better and better! ?

Twelve

Happy birthday, big idiot

Sorry for always being willful

Sorry for trying to die with you

Sorry for not being here

Did you know that my birthday is on the 1st, you are on the 21st, 20 days away, and then I am in September, and you are on April, 5 months away, so... it happens to be 520! Isn’t it a coincidence?/////////Unfortunately, I made it up. You should have a good birthday, because it is the most special day that belongs to you, your birthday.

Thirteen

1420 I love you forever

I want to wish a very important person a happy birthday

< p> Idiot, fool

You are the best in my life

You are the joy of youth

And vice versa

Maybe the sun was just right that day

You are beautiful

I can’t remember the time

Maybe it was my first time seeing you on stage

Maybe I was hearing it for the first time

It has been engraved in my heart

Fourteen

The spring breeze is ten miles away, it is better to like you. Happy birthday to the maknae, and I want to say happy birthday to you on behalf of my baby, the little fan girl who fell in love with the maknae as soon as she saw him, the little villain who has been looking forward to marrying Wu Sehun all day long, and the little fool who only remembers Wu Sehun’s birthday. Happy Birthday

Fifteen

My nineteen-year-old boy has grown up, and I still hope that you will always be a free soul and have a soft and sweet heart as before. Gentle heart, all my wishes for you are that all your wishes come true, little fool, happy birthday

Sixteen

There will really be someone who will grow to the end of the world. French fries?

Most of the bad boys became what they are now due to family changes.

Just seeing the winter scarf of the girl you have a crush on will make you feel tender.

Occasionally catch some insects for the pitcher plants at home and eat them instead of just watering them.

Say happy birthday on your birthday, no matter whether you are happy that day or whether the cat at home passed away.

If you are a fool, you should live a more serious life, and order a Flying Chicken with your friends in the middle of summer that is as stupid as you.

Seventeen

For you, I started to grow my hair long

For you, I gradually stopped being thin

For you, I will make myself stronger

I will work hard

So, please don’t let me down who does everything for you

Such a wish is made today

Thank you for letting me know so clearly

You still belong to me in the past, present and future

Such a wonderful gift

Happy birthday to this idiot!

Eighteen

This is my third birthday with you. This year I know that you are a little crybaby. People who love crying always have a soft and kind heart and hope to grow up. At one year old, you can only encounter joyful things and feel moving tears in the following days. Happy birthday, little idiot

Nineteen

My favorite little idiot 18 years old! Happy birthday!

In the past, I always chased you and asked you when you would become an adult. Every time I mentioned it, it seemed like it would be a long time ago, but it ended up being today before I knew it.

It’s been 7 months since we became roommates before we officially got to know you!

I miss us going to and from get out of class together every day, ordering takeout together, masturbating together, playing games, and watching variety shows. I miss you waking me up, cooking for you, and you asking me where the magic flour is. I miss you. You hang out and go shopping with me, and receive the Christmas cards you wrote me.

If possible, I would like to continue to take care of you.

But it seems like you have officially grown up today! However, every day in the future, I still hope that you can regard me as someone you can rely on.

Happy birthday, may you have a bright future

Twenty

The first birthday without you

Every time I wake up I was so happy when I saw your message

I miss you, I miss you, I miss you

I don’t want to live seriously at all

I just want to kiss you hard Always fall in love with Xixi while eating

Be a cute idiot

Happy birthday Xixi

I miss you so much

Twenty-one

I slept well last night

I went to get my ears pierced yesterday, and I was careful.

I was preparing to apply recently and met a very interesting girl. I spent three hours on the phone with her yesterday.

Today I started my internship again TT

Happy birthday, idiot!

As I turn one year old, I hope that will come true

Twenty-two

Happy birthday to my brother

He is already so old You can’t be naughty anymore

You can’t make mom angry

When you grow up, you need to know restraint

You are past the age of crying when you are unhappy

Don’t mess with me, right? You don’t have a Weibo account yet

You will see it later

Okay, happy birthday, little idiot

You old man Sister

Twenty-three

From the age of 18, I will receive a very bad news every birthday, sometimes two.

Ordinariness itself is very irritating, and my birthday seems to be reminding me: Although you have accomplished nothing, you, a mediocre guy, have aged another year. ?

Being 20 years old is not much better. A fool who doesn’t work hard will gain nothing.

Happy birthday and good night. ?

Twenty-four

?Sending flowers is really your favorite thing, right? childish. ?

?However, since it is your birthday, then I will accompany you to be childish. ?

?Happy birthday, idiot. ?

I received flowers from Li Zeyan on my 18th birthday. I was so happy

Twenty-five

It’s so fast. I’m already eighteen.

This is the seventh year we have known each other

Our first best friend in junior high school

Why do I remember your birthday

Because I like it Are you stupid?

Happy eighteenth birthday

Twenty-six

Happy birthday Li Zeyan, my first impression of you is that you are a domineering president and very fierce. , and later I found out that you were actually a fool who stole my pudding. I'll hang up on you! But you are very handsome in Chapter 10, really! I won’t hang up on you anymore. real! Li Zeyan, I am one of the sentient beings in Hui Hui. I am really lucky to meet you. I love you.

Twenty-seven

Age is what you can get without any effort

May you have more luck in your life

Happy birthday to me< /p>

Twenty-eight

Today is the official second birthday of Tudou. I sincerely hope that he can be happy forever. Although I know that there will be all kinds of helplessness and powerlessness in the face of secular life, I only hope that he can Don't lose yourself in it. All choices are what you like. No matter what the ending is, you have the ability to make yourself happy. Mom will guard you silently and give you full love and encouragement. Happy birthday, young man?

Twenty-nine

No matter how good you are, thank you for having me.

I remember everything.

Just a happy birthday is enough

I am particularly touched. My sister Ru came back from Dalian to celebrate my birthday with me

It is not easy to meet each other. Now, It will be the same in the future

You want to buy me everything, otherwise, support me

Thirty

In the eleventh year of loving you, you are still young. Yang, the landlord of many tenants, you are 16-year-old Li dear, you are boss Yang who runs your own company, you are straightforward, Yang Gengzhi, you are the one who loves the most, Yang Pingquan, whether it is you now or you in the past, you are important to me along the way.

Today you are also Li xx’s Yang girl

Happy birthday

Thirty-one

I first met you when I was 19 years old , you were Lin Yang in the old days, the little sun in our hearts. On the screen, you always smile with crooked eyebrows. When facing your fans, you always care silently, like the big brother next door.

Today I am 20 years old. Now you are Xiao Yuan, a classmate of Qizhai. My name for you has also changed from my brother to Dachengzi and Dachengzi. Xincheng, I still like you very much, like the wind that has traveled eight thousand miles without asking about the date of return.

Thirty-two

Happy birthday. One day, all the blessings can be summed up in one sentence. I just hope that everything will be fine for you, as long as you are fine. I hope you can spend your birthday happily today, and I will go to see you next month.

Thirty-three

Only then did I realize that today is your birthday. Over the years, each of us has experienced some changes, good or bad, just like a long story about Youth movie. Now that you are thirty, you, and I, who are already a wife and about to become a mother, hope that we can all be happy and stable. Happy birthday, we have one day

Thirty-four

Happy birthday. 23 years old

Be less pretentious and work harder

Those who should let go as soon as possible, and those who should be cherished should pay attention to them

Love your family more and less Be childish, be more responsible, and quickly become stronger both internally and externally. They are really old. Make them less angry and cause them less trouble. Spend more time with them when you have time.

In June, I wish you good luck in passing the physical fitness test! The interview also passed successfully! ?

Thirty-five

From group to solo, from girl idol to cute leader, from cute to mature, and then from mature to a female singer with her own unique temperament. Everyone has used the standard of "good music and good roles" to evaluate every work she has produced. ?Eighteen years since her debut, she is getting better and better, good friend, every issue, happy birthday

Thirty-six

There is fatigue, relief, reluctance, and sadness. No matter what the process is, keep your original intention unchanged. The more we do it, the better it gets, and the more we do it, the more fragrant it is. Tianxiang, happy birthday! ?

Thirty-seven

22-year-old you

I wish you to be strong.

Wish you lovely.

I wish you to move forward in your life,

and never look back.

Happy birthday

Thirty-eight

She said that the happiest family is when they are together

Happy birthday to my aunt< /p>

I will receive flowers and happiness on my birthdays in the past two years. I also hope that health is the most important thing while harvesting happiness

Thirty-nine

Thanks to time and never give up. Thank you for everything.

Thank you for all the encounters and companionships

May your favorite family members be well and in good health

May my dear friends be happy forever

All the beauty and warmth come as promised

A simple happy birthday, I say to myself

Forty

Nineteen years old

Immediately He is a man who is studying for the second grade of college.

Excited, happy and melancholy

Last year today I was still preparing for the college entrance examination

Now I am lying on the bed in the university dormitory.

I remember that I was still very thin last year

After a year of accumulation, I gained weight

What is a birthday?

Accept it for a night Get rich and smash your head

I am opening my WeChat wallet with a smile

Wish me a happy birthday