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Funny car tail slogans

Newly married (driving) girls, learn from and pay tribute to the old drivers! Below are the funny tailgate slogans I collected and compiled. Everyone is welcome to read and refer to them!

1. Emotions are not caused by crashes. of.

2. Traveling together is fate.

3. Stay away from me, your breath will scare me!

4. MM is on the road, please take good care of her.

5. Be careful to flatten the front of the car, but it will cost you twice as much.

6. Miss me, love me, don’t touch me!

7. Call dad tonight, okay?

8. On the highway Don’t play bumper car games!

9. If you can read these words clearly, step on the brakes!

10. Be courteous and stay safe.

11. If the goal is not achieved, it is hard to realize the ambition.

12. When things get better, don’t get so close.

13. Life refuses to speed up.

14. Newly married (driving) girl, learn from and pay tribute to the old driver!

15. Leave me alone, my lover is waiting for me at home.

16. The road is still long, so don’t get down halfway.

17. I am too young and refuse to kiss.

18. Do the math, is the license plate number equal to 24?

19. Going beyond the present overdraws the future.

20. Drink less and eat more vegetables.

21. Look at the dashboard.

22. Distance creates beauty.

23. Come on, I need money.

24. I love you and wish you peace forever.

25. If you drive more carefully, your family will feel more at ease.

26. Distance makes my heart beat.

27. Driving under the influence of alcohol will lead to your own death.

28. If you chase, I don’t mind; if you hit, I will be angry.

29. Kiss me and your heart will ache.

30. Don’t gamble with your life? This is your last trump card.

31. Don’t treat the streets as a runway.

32. Why am I always the one who gets hurt?

33. Please accompany me with gentleness and do not press forward step by step.

34. I have done acrobatics, don’t touch me.

35. You have just become well-off and want peace most. It is natural for you to overtake.

36. Love me, chase me, don’t kiss me!

37. I’m a speedster, don’t come close to me.

38. PP is my last line of defense.

39. Follow me, we are on the same journey.

40. If you love me, don’t hurt me.

41. The worst thing to do is to die drunk. You cannot afford to fight for your life.

42. When I grow up, I become a BMW.

43. Love keeps you and me young.

44. When a new car hits the road, there is a killer inside.

45. As long as you are in tune with each other, there is no need to introduce yourself.

46. Nine out of ten car accidents happen quickly.

47. Please forgive me, I am a newbie.

48. Driving without a license is equal to death.

49. A car is like a wife, can’t you contradict me?

50. Hello, greetings from a Sanda master.

51. You have what I have, a warm home.

52. Stay in peace and keep your distance.

53. Want to chase me? Get off the car first!