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An example of nonstandard writing

at the entrance of the hotel: copy the meal; at the entrance of the car repair shop: tire repair; at the door of the retail shop: for sale; at the door of the furniture shop: furniture; at the door of the decoration shop: install "Huang"; at the door of the lost property advertisement: lost property "enlightenment"; at the door of the installation company: "press". Restaurant menu: chicken "Dan" 12. Hardware store sign: "Qian" seat 13. Sporting goods store sign: "Lan" ball 14. Fast food restaurant door: big row "block" 15. Farmers' market sign: "Fan" eggplant 16. Parking lot sign: "Wei" car charge 17. Strike hard the slogan: Yan "calendar" A canteen menu: fish "Garden" 2. Deliberately misspelled (typo in quotation marks) 1. Drug advertisement: "cough" is urgent 2. Mountain bike advertisement: "riding" is endless 3. Supplement advertisement: "turtle" is safe 4. Glasses advertisement: "bright" is amazing 5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito" At the sight of the bell "Qin" 9, water heater advertisement: bathing at will 1, air conditioner advertisement: no sweat for life 11, clothing store advertisement: "clothes" 12, a laundry advertisement: "clothes" 13, a real estate company advertisement: all rooms are available 14, a cake advertisement: "cakes" step by step. Advertisement of electric iron: 1 "clothes" and 18, advertisement of fast food restaurant: "burning" is better than 19, advertisement of washing machine: "idle" wife and good mother 2, advertisement of hat company: taking people by "hat" 21, advertisement of treating lithiasis: turning big stone into small stone, turning small stone into small stone 22, advertisement of printer: 1 words are not as good as one. Advertisement of Garden Apartment: Living with You 27. Advertisement of Dance Machine: Smelling "Machine" Dancing 28. Advertisement of Seafood: Taking the "Fresh" Step 29. Advertisement of Dental Clinic: "Cure" Population 3. Advertisement of Gift Shop: "Ceremony" of course.