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Read the answer to the question "/kloc-What do we do when we are 0/7 years old?"

10-08-29 10 What are we doing? Shu Ting 17 years old have one thing in common, that is, squeezing acne in front of the mirror every day. My son's current class has set up a literary club. When all my colleagues were thinking hard about naming the class magazine, they stared at the headmaster's fruitful corn face and suddenly figured it out, so they agreed to call it "acne". The president is only a son and has only one term. Is his great mission to contribute to the model of "crossing the ridge into a peak" on his face? When my father 17 years old, he took the writer's sense of mission as his own responsibility, and the president took the top spot for several years, even several years. Literature is a temple, and class magazines are full of rhetoric. No matter how much firepower you have on your face, there is no good way to save the world, such as "Shanlana" acne lotion and acne cream. Often this kind of tumor piles up, and the tip is in jeopardy. Up to now, there are impressive relics on both sides of the temple, which can store a few glasses of water in rainy days. /kloc-When I was 0/7 years old, I went to the countryside and the water was clean and wet. I have no fish and meat, and I have no fat to waste on my face. Occasionally, one or two flares pop up from the eyebrows at the tip of the nose, and I am worried. A male educated youth came to visit and tried to hide his ugliness by leaving Haila behind. Read famous works under the oil lamp, sing "two foreign folk songs", copy ancient and modern Chinese and foreign proverbs, and write gorgeous and emotional letters. Write a few lines of poetry when it itches, and fly around with the manuscript. There is no problem, and my heart is always on tenterhooks. 17 years old, my son didn't even fold the quilt or tidy the desk, let alone wash clothes and smelly socks. He ordered tea, put on his own shoes, and went to the hair salon once a month, asking all day what was delicious. The only thing you can do by yourself is to open the refrigerator and play computer games. However, after a long business trip, he is a full-time worker at home. Because his parents' cervical vertebrae, lumbar vertebrae and shoulder joints have been weathered by years, his son carried his shoulder and bit his ticket and ID card in his mouth. There are "monthly salary and weekly salary" among the students, and the "daily salary" that my son has a little savings has never exceeded. Lucky money, bonuses (obtained from violin or composition contest) or birthday red envelopes are all handed in consciously, and no economic mind knows kickbacks. His father 17 years old is trying to prepare for the Chinese department in the first half of the year. Butt and knee patches are as thick as pancakes and have different colors. Imported fabrics and pure wool clothes that are often sent from overseas are buried in the bottom of the box and moldy. He served as vice-chairman of the Student Union, secretary of the Youth League Committee, activist in the struggle against the enemy and captain of the football team. The football team went to Dalian to participate in the National Youth Football Competition17th birthday. When I met the Cultural Revolution in the second half of the year, I was busy writing big-character posters, posting slogans, asking for instructions early, reporting late, being robbed and being picked up. Painting for 3 months, violin practice for half a year; It will be two years before you can cook and wash clothes. I am 17 years old and weigh only 42kg. I want to pick 50 Jin of grain, touch the fields, raise seedlings and cut rice, and cry while learning. When planting vegetable seedlings on private plots, only insects will grow without leaves. Fortunately, sweet potatoes only grow leaves, so they are always picked and fried. Learn 5 new words every day with Xinhua dictionary, read English and Chinese books, recite Tang poetry and Song poetry, and realize college dreams. With a banned book under his arm, he went to all the educated youth points to reciprocate and got all kinds of unexpected surprises. Wash clothes and hair every day, keep drawers and suitcases clean, learn to make a table of delicious food with two or two pieces of meat, a board of tofu and a few pieces of mustard, spend the Mid-Autumn Festival with the other half, and then pretend to be drunk, instead of washing dishes in first frost River. 17-year-old son worships Beckham, Nicholas Tse and McDonald's. When I was a child, I was called Zheng. I never looked up to my parents. I call my head teacher "Sister Fan" and my physics teacher "Brother", saying that all boys in our class call their girlfriends "wives". Take the opportunity to ask if your son is dating? A: not so popular. Chatting online, making long and smelly phone calls, and sometimes rolling my tongue to speak a few words of English. Since kindergarten, I have been immersed in music primary school, music middle school and violin major for 10 years. Once the private stereo is turned on, it is still Jeff Chang Shin-Che Shen Che and Faye Wong. Busy with homework, don't forget to kiss the TV frequently. I refuse to wear glasses because my myopia has reached 750 degrees. 17 years old, my father began to write novels, which have not been published so far; Write poetry again. After publication, it seems that there are no girls in idolize, except his old mother who put poetry magazines in the vegetable basket for her neighbors to see. Rewriting fables, essays, and science fiction has little response. I like Mayakovski, Lei Feng, Beethoven and Guo Xiaochuan, among which I am not. Most of the poems published now are 65438+ million words, and that is another story. /kloc-when I was 0/7 years old, I dreamed of having a catty of bulky yarn, which could be used to make a fashionable pullover; A cupboard is full of novels, and finally it curls yellow and is slightly damaged, so that the book looks good; Dream don't have to smile for the captain, don't have to go to the brigade to give gifts, don't have to go to the county's "four modernizations" to find relationships. Suddenly, a notice came. I walked into the university. I heard a loud cry: "turn over the grain!" " Woke up and dozed off by the threshing floor. I never wanted to be a writer or a poet, let alone dream of becoming a mother. Well, 17 years old! ① Read the full text and summarize the characteristics of 17 generation in your own language. ② Try to analyze the author's attitude towards his son 17 years old. (3) Please point out what is the most important expression used in this article? What are the advantages of using this expression in combination with the content of the article? Supplement: Big brother and big sister, uncles and aunts, grandparents! Would you please answer according to my question? Question: ① Read the full text and summarize the characteristics of 17 years old in your own language. ② Try to analyze the author's attitude towards his son 17 years old. (3) Please point out what is the most important expression used in this article? What are the advantages of using this expression in combination with the content of the article? Don't just look at the topic, thank you, if you are the one! ! I answered anonymously.