Humorous advertising words for selling houses

1, a male guest said, Hello everyone, today I want to find someone who can hold my hand for life. I deal with the land all day ... (half the lights go out), I don't have a high salary ... (half the lights go out again) I don't buy a house ... (quit all). The host said that many people look down on farmers and think that their income is low and they can't afford to buy a house. This is irrational ... The male guest interrupted him and said: I am not a farmer, but a real estate developer.

A man came to a sales center in a residential area with all his savings and wanted to buy an apartment. He asked the sales girl, "What's your house price?"

The salesgirl said, "The first floor 10000 yuan, the second floor1000 yuan, the third floor 12000 yuan, and the fourth floor 13000 yuan." He quickly cut off the salesgirl's introduction and said, "Enough, enough, your house is too high, so I can build it underground."

Xiaoming picked up seven dragon balls in the Second Ring Road of Beijing and summoned the dragon. Dragon: "I can grant you one wish, any wish." Xiaoming: "I want world peace!" Dragon: "This wish is too much. Change it. " Xiao Ming: "I want the house price to drop!" " Dragon: What was your previous wish? Say it again. "

4. You deposit the money in the bank. If you don't buy a house, your money will be lent to others by the bank! Finally, you rent his house, he collects your rent and pays off the loan with your money!

5. "When my stock returns to its original value, I will divorce you." He said simply.

After listening, her heart was warm, and she thought, this is probably the driest promise.

"When the house price falls, I will buy a house to marry you."

After hearing her heart is cold, this may be the most euphemistic breakup.