Four great talents of CCTV

First place: Zhu Guangquan-the carrier of "rap world"

(In no particular order, it is purely a personal hobby, CCTV boys fans, don't be angry)

In Bian Xiao's impression, CCTV news hosts are articulate, professional and serious, sitting in the studio in a serious way, as serious as interviewers in the workplace.

However, this uncle from China Communication University ("Yunmania"-Zhu Guangquan) turned a serious news program into a live cross talk performance.

Yes, that's us, known as the strongest "rapper" on the surface.

Come on, let's look directly at Zhu Shen's serious weather jokes:

Duanzi 1:

If I give you a little sunshine, you will sweat, so when you go out in this weather, you will be flooded. In the world of mortals, you will be accompanied by a heavy fish goose with a steamer above and charcoal below. You are a steamed dumpling without a lid, and you are an egg yolk pie without dough. No cutting, no slicing, no pleating, no stuffing. Your sweat carries salted eggs, and you are a traditional dish that goes together. Tender outside and tender inside, direct takeaway.

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What? Not enough, okay, one more paragraph:

The second part:

"The white area on the picture is not cold, but cold enough."

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

If you are in a warm bed, then

Everything outside the bed is far away.

All the places out of reach are foreign countries.

The last toilet is a business trip to the distant frontier. "

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

Snowflakes have floated in Kunming.

What do you think of some northern cities that don't snow anyway?

How can you say hello to other cities north of Huaihe River? "

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

Really serious and funny! ! !

Duanzisan

Dear audience friends:

If the earth doesn't explode, we won't have a holiday.

We won't rest until the universe restarts.

In the storm, in the festival.

We are all waiting for you here.

There are no four seasons, only two.

You see, it's the peak season, and changing the channel is the low season. "

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

Every time he performs stand-up cross talk, many intimate netizens wander on the edge of being driven crazy, and they also try their best to cooperate with his sign language teacher.

A reporter with more good deeds specially interviewed Zhu Dashu's sign language teacher. After praising Uncle Zhu's humor, the sign language teacher finished laughing and said, "I really want to slap him to death."

1.4 section

Wenjing: three points depend on mood, and seven points depend on cooking.

Zhu Guangquan: I thought express delivery was three points and shopping was seven points.

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

Wenjing: Do you want to know which one impressed me the most?

Zhu Guangquan: I don't want to know. Keep reading.

I can say that watching TV every day is not news, but waiting to hear Zhu Guangquan say stand-up.

It's nothing to tease colleagues, the leaders are flirting. Zhu Dashu's direct leadership, the main work of the news editorial department, Kang Huifa made a hot search on Vlog, and Zhu Dashu came to help:

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

Netizens have come out to help Uncle Zhu wipe his sweat ~

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

Uncle Zhu, can you bear what you said? Leaders also flirt. "The earth won't explode, and we won't have a holiday ourselves." Are we ready ~ ~

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

Then, Director Kang spoke: Forget it, and help the sign language teacher "settle accounts" together.

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

Kang Hui-the Dark Horse of ——vlog

During the hosting contest, many people were deeply impressed by Kang Hui's news reserve, which was simply a "walking news library".

Meet Grandma Long Decheng in Shibadong Village and pay attention to the impact of precision poverty alleviation; Seeing Ayi Bubu, an electrician in Daliangshan, extends to the benefits of building a well-off society in an all-round way. Seeing veteran Li Anfu kissing the national flag, he blurted out: 654.38+04 billion people are the standard bearers of the five-star red flag. ...

However, today we are going to pick the other side of director Kang:

20 19 During the Spring Festival, Zhu Guangquan began to dig a hole for Kang Hui because of a group of Yan characters. He said that for the first time, he knew that ugly people can also make expression packs. He made an iconic goldfish mouth expression in Kang Hui, so that everyone can use Kang Hui as an expression pack in the Year of the Rat.

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

Two days later, Zhu Guangquan, who was "not afraid of death", visited Kang Hui again in Weibo, and released Kang Hui's lovely expression in Tik Tok.

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

Helpless, Director Kang had to come up with a killer weapon and directly broke the news. As the deputy director of the Broadcasting Department of CCTV News Center, this is Zhu Guangquan's own class. As a result, netizens also booed Kang Hui to make up Zhu Guangquan's class, preferably "the universe doesn't explode, and Zhu Guangquan doesn't have a holiday".

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

At this point, Zhu Shu successfully bombed Duan Shoukang, and then Director Kang got farther and farther away from the "serious face" ~ ~

Vlog little prince

"Hello, everyone, this is my first vlog, this is the Central Radio and Television Headquarters, my unit, I come to work today ..."

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

Kang Hui's first vlog was an instant hit. He is preparing to go to Greece with the leader. Like other VLOGs, he turned on the camera and began to record his preparations before "going out of town". In vlog, Kang Hui changed the serious face of news anchor and became very grounded. Some netizens even said he was cute.

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

In the last program, Kang Hui said that CCTV would fine 200 yuan for mispronouncing a word, so this year's netizens mercilessly pointed out the mistake: "vlog" was mispronounced!

Immediately, in the second vlog, Kang Hui responded with a look of survival: "Is this pronunciation right?"

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

After the whole trip, faced with the constant urging of netizens, Kang Hui, who is diligent and prolific, updated six vlog one after another, and when the term expired, he showed us a Kang elder brother who played tricks and set himself free.

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

The strongest god

Since July, Kang Hui's jokes in "News Network" and "The Anchor Says the Internet" have been searched frequently, from worrying about the United States to reminding Cathay Pacific that it will not die if it doesn't die, from "the company is in the end" to "amazing food", from directly criticizing "the dung-stirring stick" to mocking "the dissatisfied mentality".

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

In this way, Kang Hui, who has an attitude towards life without losing the temperature, is serious and playful in front of the big right and wrong issues, and can't stop looking at it.

Director Kang applied "Huang Xiaoming's Philosophy" to the extreme, saying, "Don't make you feel good, I want me to feel good". Laughing at the audience is even more numerous for the news broadcasting circle.

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

Director Kang was awarded the title of King Mi because of Sa Beining, a "heart arsonist".

In the host contest, Sa Beining ridiculed Kang Hui as a contemporary "master of slang". With a straight face and full fire, Kang Hui pointed out directly: The pronunciation is wrong. You have to read "slang" four times, not three times, and you have to detain 200 yuan again.

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

When Sa Beining praised her "beauty in a prosperous age", Kang Hui casually said "mobile phone beauty".

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

A generation of great gods, director Kang, deserved it. For his sudden popularity, Kang Hui also expressed his deep surprise: "I really didn't expect that one day, news broadcast and myself would become' network celebrities'. But this kind of' network celebrity', I like it, I am willing to do it. "

Sa Beining-an old driver delayed by the host.

From the talk show conference about being forced to drift north (to Peking University), Sashen began to really refresh the cognition of netizens.

In Surprise Challenge, Xiao Sa is not joking seriously, but giving the audience "chicken soup" seriously. In this issue of Sun Yang, Xiao Sa wittily drew his own "eight-pack abdominal muscles" by the pool.

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

The performance in the variety "Star Detective" is even more unexpected. In the program, he often used some of his "golden sentences" to ask "old drivers" and frequently searched the list.

In the first issue, I asked the guests, "Did you applaud for love?"

Sasha, it's a little out of control. The speed of the "old driver" has soared to 180.

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

I can't believe this distraction actually passed the trial.

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

I'm used to being a serious teacher, but I'm not distracted by my self-release, so I'm told that Chloe Wang is driving a car in a daze. How do I switch seamlessly?

"Duanzi" is a lever, and CCTV hosts the golden "four talented people": one person is the best in one drama.

Laoyao-Nigmat

Because he was wearing ankle-length pants, Sa Beining first asked him if his biggest dream now was to buy a pair of socks. Nigmati did not show weakness, and directly replied: My biggest dream now is to buy a pair of autumn trousers, but I can't help it.

As we all know, the official height of Satoshi is 172cm. It is said that people whose height hovers around the edge of an integer will increase their height by 2 cm. Of course, I'm not saying that Satan has the same operation. However, the heightening pad of Shensan is often teased by stars.