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Alas, this should all be O (∩ _ ∩) O.

Quotations about Brothers and Loneliness. . .

1, don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend!

2, brothers are not in the rivers and lakes, there are legends of brothers in the rivers and lakes!

3, there is no brother in the world, but there are more people who are obsessed with his brother, and his brother begins to appear!

4, my brother is not lonely, because there is loneliness to accompany my brother.

5, don't call me brother, I'm not playing lonely ... I lost my phone!

6. My brother kept a low profile with a smile, but he didn't know that smiling also annoyed the world.

7. Brother smokes loneliness and spits out his cigarette.

8, my brother is not my sister, my sister's loneliness.

9. I just hold my sister in my arms, but it's just the loneliness of two people!

10 I have a boat. Where the ship goes, there is the sea. The more people know, the more people there are.

1 1, my brother is lonely not because he was born after 80, but because he lived after 00.

12, my brother is not online, lonely!

13, my brother is having an affair with loneliness.

14, lonely brother, spoof elder sister to invite you home for dinner!

15, don't make fun of me, I'll let you * *!

16, brother+sister ≠ lonely.

17, I used Head & Shoulders, Pan Ting, stay away!

18, my brother is not lonely, it is spring; It's not loneliness, it's bed!

19, I am not alone, it is the wind!

20, brother, don't be so lonely, I'm a little lonely waiting!

2 1, solitary wood is guilty, and the guilty ones are brother and sister.

22. Brothers are not speculating in stocks, they are lonely; What you earn is not money, but fragility.

23. My brother is bored, but he is not lonely.

Jar: forum.

Knock down XXX: praise someone. What did XXX do to celebrate, which made people jealous, such as buying a bargain to congratulate others. Sometimes, for emphasis, "one more foot" is added to express strong congratulations. But use it with caution between people you don't know.

Hit PP: spanking, hitting PG for gentle words, and a small punishment for someone doing something wrong or saying something wrong.

Serious XX: Used with verbs to express strong feelings, such as serious overthrow and serious sympathy.

Mrs. Liang: It is usually a compliment to show your beloved things to outsiders, or to show your pride to others.

Leader: the person who has the right to speak is often used at home unless he is specially designated as the leader of the unit; There is also a little leader, your little sun. When someone in the jar said, "What about the leader of our family?" On the surface, it is often flattering and humble, but in fact, it is like something that can't wait. ...

Upstairs and downstairs: the upper and lower parts of the post, for the convenience of narration. Another related word is the landlord, which refers to the person who initiated the theme. The top floor refers to the first post.

Next door: another topic in the forum.

Climbing the wall: just reading posts, not talking.

Top: Support. Because the programs in the jar are arranged according to the last reply time, you can put the post on the top by replying to a post, so that you can post a post to attract others' attention.

Job score: total number of posts.

Irrigation: posting irrelevant posts, chatting in the jar, etc. Its main function is to exchange feelings, and the most important thing is that it can work for a long time. The original refers to the long hair paste.

Pat brick: refers to comments, criticisms, comments, etc.

Mo: Humor.

Novice: Novice.

Color friends: the homonym of photographers. Refers to friends who like photography.

Donkey friend: the homophonic voice of traveling friends, everyone likes to travel, generally referring to backpackers.

Ha 9: Drinking is going to the 98 (bar) of Ha 9.

Vest: Multiple IDs of a person.

Me: me.

Unity: synonymous with painting walls and sweeping buildings. That is, the whole page is your reply, an act of condemnation.

Wade: Modal particles.

Whoosh, piggy: Sleep.

Porridge: Yes.

Jam: I'm flattered

New mosquito mark: bitten by countless mosquitoes.

Although the summons bow is super strong.

Click: Cut it, Yan.

Sauce purple: Like this.

5555: Cry.

8 Wrong: Not bad.

Fanfan: Eat.

Essay: photos.

Bambusa bambusa and Bambusa bambusa: the moderator, the administrator of the forum, compares the water board to a small shop. They are the shopkeepers.

Bucket, water ghost, narcissus, water king, jellyfish: refers to irrigation madman, especially those who can drink water. Jellyfish, especially women.

Divers: those guys who like to watch others irrigate but don't irrigate themselves.

Dinosaur: ugly MM (sister)

Frog: Ugly GG (brother, man) is opposite to dinosaur.

Xiao Qiang: Cockroaches.

Crazy: can't stand stimulation and behave abnormally.

Steamed bread: If someone is ugly or stupid, call him steamed bread.

Powder: Very, very.

Shrimp, brother Chu: a newcomer at the primary level.

Old bird, prawn: Master.

Wood oil: No.

Love Tiger Oil: I love you, I love you.

Pour: dizzy, dizzy.

Baby pig: Spoken from CCF, that is, a good boy.

Head-butting: a word introduced in CS games to blow someone's head off.

Hou, ho ho, Kaka, Kaka, hee hee, Xixi: modal particles.

Cold: the abbreviation of "chilling" means to be disappointed in something.

Fans: admirers, such as fans, fans, etc.

Moonlight family: All personal income is consumed every month, and the monthly deposit is zero. Especially white-collar consumers with higher income but no deposits.

Negative Weng: the homonym of "rich people", especially loan consumers. For example, buying a house or a car with a loan. "Negative", money owed to others. The feminine Weng refers to the male.

JJWW? Say something.

BT: pervert.

PK: the abbreviation of English "PlayerKill". Fight.

Rich people are not called rich people, but VIP.

Making suggestions is not making suggestions, but patting bricks.

Support is not support, it is top.

Envy is not envy, but drooling.

Things are not called things, they are called Dongdong.

Have the ability to ask for materials.

Can't call a rookie.

Bad luck is called failure.

Understanding doesn't mean understanding, but receiving.

A fool is called benben.

I don't call me, call me.

You don't call you, call you.

How stupid it is to wear glasses! So expressing surprise is not called "surprise", it is called "surprise contact lens".

People don't call people, they call them-silver.

I don't call me, I call-Ping.

Cockroaches are not called cockroaches, they are called cockroaches.

Handsome guy is not called handsome guy, but-throwing pot.

A wife is not called a wife, but a leader (LD)

Love is not love, but -+ 1.

A comrade is not called a comrade, but a policeman.

What don't call what, call-shrimp.

It's not like this, it's called-sauce purple.

Very not very, called-powder.

Very not very, called-ash often.

Don't, don't scream, don't scream-watch.

Like it or not, it's called porridge.

Very good, called-strong.

Whether you are strong or not is called-although you bow your head.

Agreeing doesn't mean agreeing, it means-topping.

Objection is not opposition, but-applause.

Shame is not shame, but sweat.

Surprise is not a surprise, it is cold.

Shit, don't call me shit, call it Kao soap.

Cheating is not cheating, it is cheating.

Being bitten by countless mosquitoes is not called being bitten by countless mosquitoes, it is called-new mosquitoes even bang.

Looking at MM is not called looking at MM, it is called-recognition.

Beautiful is not beautiful, but beautiful.

Excitement is not excitement, but-high.

Faint is not called fainting, it is called -FT.

Gathering people to eat and drink is not called gathering people to eat and drink, but -FB.

Treating guests is not treating guests, but fighting corruption.

I don't quite understand-dizzy.

Dating.-dating.

Little punk.-young and dangerous.

Comfortable-cool

Surprise.-Wow

Like-cool and handsome.

Handsome guy.-loser brother

Sweat, sweat, waterfall sweat. "To describe surprise.

Bambusa-Moderator

9494-that is, that is.

Idol-the object of vomiting

Leader-boss

The leader is the boss.

The landlord is a construction pig

The follow-up is irrigation.

Chatting is awesome

The puppy is Wang Cai.

Go Dutch and eat separately. It's AA.

Looking for a girl to fall in love is to hook up with a little girl or go out with a girl.

Beat a person-now called k beat;

Drinking and partying with friends-now it's called corruption.

Bai generally describes women as "white-collar workers, backbones and elites".

Protein = idiot+idiot+neuroticism.

Seven meals, seven divided by two-no three no four.

Not very loud, called "powder"!

Throw a brick, pat a brick, kick: the thread contains the meaning of giving advice.

Flash: Leave.

Pure water or steam: irrigation without any ingredients.

Bow though: strong abbreviation! Sigh!

Mouth: Haha.

PF: Admire.

PP: Please criticize and correct me;

Very s: very circuitous.

RY: shemale, a very popular word on the internet, has multiple meanings such as praise and irony.

Many words have many meanings, so please master them according to the context and situation when using them.

BT: runny nose, abnormal condition and ferocity.

874: someone is 874, which means someone is extremely angry.

4 19: One-night stand. Common in online dating. The word originated from the English phrase "one night". Because the first letter of each word is the same as the numbers "four", "one" and "nine" respectively, it refers to a one-night stand with 4 19.

9494: Yes! That's right.

Th: local tyrants. ? Common words in the game?

Js: profiteers. ? Common words in the game?

Taxi: What a pity.

Abbreviation for ft: A faint halo.

Sigh: A sigh.

SPP: very vulgar.

Sick: A person who lies about his illness and asks for sick leave.

BMW: A woman with a long tongue. (big mouth girl)

Eye washing: watching movies.

I see.

Supervisor: Excuse me.

The stock fell: losing face.

Give you a colored pen: I will give you some color to see see.

Dinosaur: Ugly girl.

Frog: Ugly boy.

Lao Kong: prude.

Me: me.

MM: girls.

Gabby: Boys.

Khan: Be intimidated.

3 166: Goodbye.

BT: pervert.

286: Low IQ.

I'm so angry.

T: kick.

Depressed.

Aesthetic fatigue.

Be kind.

People are distracted and the team is getting worse and worse.

Piaopiao/Glass: Homosexuality.

Ping /K/ repair: fight.

Learning the quintessence of Chinese culture: playing mahjong.

Learning document: playing cards.

Poor student: a student who dozes off in the first class in the morning.

Huang Jue: Sleepy.

Compulsory course of humanity/sweetness/sunshine/youth: dating.

Bai: White-collar elite.

Title party: refers to the general name of internet addicts who bluff with titles, or the general name of posts with gorgeous titles, meaningless, inconsistent with the content and unable to summarize the actual content of posts.

Martians/posts: 1, I have never seen people or posts around the world, and I don't know what is popular on the Internet now or what is out of date. It also means that the person who posted this post (or the person who raised this topic) is ignorant and different in this respect. 2, refers to the post three months ago. 3. It refers to some classic and well-known posts. From the advertising words: everyone knows.

Ps Party: refers to people who can skillfully use photoshop software to modify pictures.

The Spirit of Network Language: Simplicity and Fashion

Representative languages:

Language barrier: when there is a problem in language communication, there is a language barrier, so I only sing without talking at the concert.

Rotating wood: a rotating wooden horse, simplified to add romance.

Beautiful: mistakes can also be beautiful.

Bao Yang: Sunshine baby.

Evening makeup: heavy makeup at night.

Online signature documents and buzzwords;

"Life" is-class is over, school is over, vacation is over, graduation is over, I'm tired of mixing, I'm old, I regret it, and I'm dead!

I stole him secretly.

I saw an old lady that day.

Yo, look at the blue sky. Too green.

Fenzi: Beijing Baby, Shanghai Baby and Shenzhen Baby. In the past, under the banner of "Fenzi", Chengdu was as beautiful as powder, just right!

Endocrine: Writer Yu Hua called those lower-body writers "endocrine" descriptions.

Pepper noodles: as beautiful as pepper noodles. Sprinkle a little if it's not popular. A China resident commented on beauty promotion.

Spot: Now, the sought-after middle-aged man has changed from a bachelor to a "spot" that everyone wants to get at the first time.

Regular facial features: hands are not stretched, legs are not lazy, ears are not biased, mouth is not crooked, and eyes are not fancy. "Correct facial features" has become the common people's demand for public servants in the new era.

Release date: A handsome guy in Shenzhen married an older woman. His explanation is that when people want to use money, they don't look at its issue date.

Aesthetic fatigue: If you are tired, this beautiful word can convey more meanings.

The spirit of network language: humor, satire, self-mockery, close to life, often accused of elegance.

Representative language: long sentences about a Chinese odyssey, such as "Don't throw things around", "What's your mother's name", "Give a reason first" and "There was a sincere love in front of my eyes ..."

Online signature file case:

If I accidentally take a fancy to you, don't be sad or ecstatic, it's just that I was blind for a while.

"Master, would you please take this stone out of my lunch box?"

Recently, I have been poor and crazy, and I have no money to buy big cakes, so I can only eat steamed bread; If you want to eat pie, beat the steamed bread flat. ......

Strange to say, after this paste, my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, it tastes good and my appetite is good. Try it if you don't believe me.

Chatting is one yuan per word, punctuation is half price, and more than 1000 words are 20% off. Pay first, then chat, and chat as soon as the money arrives.

There is no way to eliminate this situation.

Because when my eyebrows drive it away ......

Wow, where's mom?

In your heart again?

After eating whole grains for half a year, I finally got a stomachache.

Bought a sports lottery for half a year-finally won five dollars;

I chased that girl for half a year-I finally ran away with someone;

I've been writing for half a year-I finally wiped my ass with it!

My grandmother is still in the countryside. Since I was admitted to the university, my grandmother always said to me every time I went back, "The plots of land at home and this yard are all for you." But seeing the employment situation this year, I finally realized my grandmother's foresight and good intentions. ......

The spirit of net language: inadvertently reveal the depth and hit the nail on the head.

Representative language: Every New Year film contains several classics that ordinary people can enjoy for several years: If You Are the One, Buy only the expensive ones, don't choose the right ones, there is no best, only the most expensive ones, Aesthetic Fatigue and so on.

Online signature file case:

When those red berries come in spring, spring comes.

Take it home for a hug. For me, I miss you the most.

Comments: each sentence is two words less than the original sentence, but the artistic conception is more distant and moving.

"Stay on the ladder of thinkers' progress. If I don't go, neither will you. "

Comments: Signature is just signature. You are serious and vulgar; You don't take it seriously, something is wrong; That's right. This is what I want.

"Mom, the puppy is licking its own hand."

"Son, the dog's hand is called paw, and the human paw is called hand."