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A maverick pig
Before Zhu Xiaoliu was born, fifteen piglets had been born. His birth brought a surprise to his owner. But it was not happy. It even refused to eat. It struggled angrily, broke away from its owner, fell to the ground and fainted.
When it woke up under the almond tree, it found a beautiful doctor giving it an injection. Everyone was working together to save it and they would not let it die. Its arrival brings hope to its owner and Ximentun. A sow gave birth to sixteen piglets in one litter, which is rare in the county and province. The county is looking for examples of people who want to raise their own pigs.
Why look for a model? Because Chairman Mao called for raising pigs. Pig raising is politics. Raising pigs well is to show loyalty to Chairman Mao. The arrival of Zhu Xiaoliu gave Ximentun and Ximen Jinlong an opportunity to be a role model.
At that time, people all over the country were striving to be models. Dazhai building terraces, Daqing diamond oil, Ding family planting fruit trees, and Xujiazhai organizing old ladies to dance could all become models. Then the arrival of Zhu Xiaoliu was Excellent opportunity to be a model.
Hong Taiyue was once the oldest underground party member in Northeast Gaomi Township, and later became the branch secretary of Ximentun. Later, he was overthrown by the villagers during the Cultural Revolution, and was later rehabilitated, regained power, and became the party secretary of Ximentun. Village director. In this torment after another, he felt that he was old and lost the ambition of his youth. To be precise, his body is aging, but his mind is still full of passion.
After seeing Zhu Xiaoliu, he said: "We will build two hundred garden-style pigsties within a month to achieve the goal of five pigs per person. The more pigs, the more fat, and the more fat, the more food." , Have food in your hands, don’t panic in your heart, dig deep, accumulate food widely, don’t seek hegemony, support the world revolution, every pig is a cannonball fired at the imperialist rebels.” The director stared at these heroic words. Jin Long said.
Jin Long's brain was stimulated by Director Hong's words. These words were like a strong stimulant, making his heart beat hot and blood boiling, making him gear up. He couldn't help but kiss Zhu Xiaoliu in his arms.
Zhu Xiaoliu is destined to be no ordinary little pig.
After it was rescued by a beautiful doctor, it began to suck milk under the careful guidance of the beautiful keeper, the eldest daughter of the Huang family. It became the most domineering one among the sixteen pig babies, eating one nipple and occupying the other. Not to mention, its two hind legs could move as flexibly and powerfully as a donkey's hooves. Bounce up.
Zhu Xiaoliu has become the overlord of pigs. As long as he sees other piglets surrounding him, he will arch his body and fly his hind legs - sometimes one, sometimes two - to push himself away. The tile-like hard hooves kicked on the heads of other piglets. The other piglets were spinning around in circles, howling and cursing. They were so hungry that they had to lick some leftover food beside the sow's trough.
Zhu Xiaoliu occupied all of mother pig’s nipples by himself. At just one month old, he weighed more than twice as much as his brothers and sisters. Director Hong and others observed the little pig, surprised and excited, exclaiming: "This is not a pig, it is just a little donkey!"
Zhu Xiaoliu finally got his wish, and finally a pig took over All of Mummy Pig's teats. Breeder Simon Bai carefully fed the mother pigs, opened a small stove and added enough ingredients. It soon grew to be as big as its mother's body, its fur was smooth, as if it had been coated with wax, and its skin was pink and exuding a fragrant scent. At this time, the mother pig's fur was dirty and smelly.
Mother Pig’s bone marrow was about to be sucked dry by Pig Xiaoliu. When she saw Piglet Xiaoliu coming to suck milk, she started screaming. She was in great pain, wailing and cursing, but she could do nothing. , and was finally paralyzed by the food, unable to move the back half of his body.
Director Hong looked at the overbearing pig Xiaoliu and had to order the breeder to take the pig king out and raise it alone. ”
Zhu Xiaoliu’s new home is spacious and beautiful. There is a big apricot tree behind the pig pen, and half of the tree crown hangs over the pen. The pen is open, with long rear eaves and long front eaves. It is short, and the sunlight can shine in without any obstruction; it is paved with golden wheat straw, with the smell of new bricks, new soil, fresh sycamore wood, and fresh sorghum stalks.
Zhu Xiaoliu can easily stand upright, using only its two hind legs to support its body, and walk like a human. But it carefully guards its secrets. There is also a power supply in its enclosure. A one-hundred-watt light bulb hangs on the beam. It will clamp the power switch wire in the middle gap of the hoof, pull it gently, and make a snapping sound, and the light will turn on. It's bright.
In Ximentun in late autumn, the sun's rays are more red and whiter. The red sun dyes all the leaves of the apricot trees red, no less than the red leaves of Xiangshan. Zhu Xiaoliu would stand upright, pick red leaves from the big apricot tree, stuff them into his mouth and chew them. The bitter apricot leaves are rich in fiber, which can lower blood pressure and clean teeth.
When Zhu Xiaoliu lived his own happy pig life. A big event is happening in Ximen Tun, a big event that the whole village is looking forward to.
The thing that everyone is looking forward to is the 1,057 pigs that Ximen Jinlong bought back from Yimeng Mountain. The arrival of these pigs heralds the start of the lively pig raising business in Ximentun.
Although these pigs are seven large and eight small, with mixed coat colors, all covered with dirty feces and exuding a pungent stench, they make the people of Ximentun very excited. Because of the arrival of these pigs, Ximentun is destined to become a legend, a model that people in the county, and even the whole country, must learn from.
In that special era, as long as any village became a model, huge benefits would roll in. The people of Ximentun gathered in the courtyard of the brigade headquarters, waiting for Director Hong to announce the good news.
An on-site meeting of the county's "Pig Raising" will be held in Ximentun.
The young men and women in the village, who were in their prime of youth and had no place to vent their energy, took out the gongs and drums that had been stored away for a long time, and then dug out the colorful flags of the "Cultural Revolution". A team with loud gongs and drums and fluttering colorful flags spontaneously began to march through the streets.
Not only that, they also lit a bonfire and sang and danced around the fire on the side of the pig house, which was extremely enthusiastic.
People are happy outside the pen, but the pigs are thrilling inside the pen. At this moment, Zhu Xiaoliu used the fastest speed to convey a message to the pigs in the first pig house in each row of pig houses: "Tell everyone, don't be afraid, our good days are coming!"
Zhu Xiaoliu was running in the darkness - the future Pig King - his whole body was shining, as if he was wearing close-fitting silk satin, like a flash of radiant lightning. He jumped up and grabbed Xingxing with his two dexterous front paws. The drooping branches of the tree and the lines of its body are as smooth as a spindle. With the elasticity of the branches and the inertia of its body, it can transcend the wall and land in its nest.
That’s not all, Pig Xiaoliu can also climb trees. It can hang on the branch of an apricot tree and show off to everyone the red slogan on its pig belly. It is the masterpiece of Ximen Jinlong, which reads Author: "Making seeds for the revolution and benefiting people".
Pig Xiaoliu! This life is not easy and unrestrained, but its previous life was extremely tragic.
Zhu Xiaoliu’s previous life was Ximen Niu. Ximen Niu followed Lan Jiefang and was assigned to the hands of Ximen Jinlong. Ximen Jinlong pulled it to the ground, put a bridle on it, and let it Farm together with the collective cattle. But the cattle refused to plow.
At that time, Lan Lian was alone, using a big hoe to dig up his long and narrow acre of land. The blue-faced man was bent over, concentrating, not squinting, and digging at the ground with his head.
Ximen Niu lay down on the ground and allowed Ximen Jinlong and a group of seven or eight men who used the cattle to beat him with long whips one after another. The whip marks were crisscrossed and bleeding. , the spine and belly were like a chopping board for chopping meat, and the flesh and blood were blurred. The blood stained the earth red, and it dug its mouth into the soil.
Ximen Niu seemed to be as stubborn as Lan Lian. The people around him who were beating him began to feel ashamed and compassionate, and persuaded the golden dragon to stop, but the golden dragon had lost its mind. Just like a cow who would rather die than stand up to prove his will and defend his dignity, he also wants to use all means to get the cow up to prove his will at all costs.
Jin Long asked Ximen Niu’s mother, the Mongolian cow, to pierce the cow’s nose, then brought several bundles of corn stalks and lit the cow’s buttocks on fire.
The cow's skin and flesh were burnt, and the stench was disgusting, but no one vomited. The back half of Ximen Niu's body was burned horribly, but it remained motionless.
Jinlong was so angry that he brought more corn stalks to burn the cow completely.
But Niu stood up tremblingly at this time, walked hard to Lan Lian's land, and persisted with a great faith to reach the one-acre and six-cent land of Lan Lian, a single farmer. , and then, like a wall, fell heavily.
Lan Lian buried Ximen Niu in the center of his land and built a huge grave, which was called the "Mound of the Righteous Niu".
The ox is the reincarnation of Ximen’s donkey, and the donkey is the reincarnation of Ximen Nao. When Ximen Niu dies again, the soul of Ximen Nao is still in his body. He went to meet the King of Hell and scolded the King of Hell for playing tricks on him again!
The King of Hell said coldly: "Yes, it's wrong. You said it yourself, what do you want to do? I have no power to let you be reborn as Ximen Nao. You have been reincarnated twice, and Ximen Nao's bones have rotted into Mu, Ximen Nao’s files have long been burned to ashes, and old accounts have long been wiped out. Why can’t you forget these unpleasant past events and enjoy a happy life?”
Ximen Nao is painful to do. A donkey cannot forget Ximen Nao's injustice; a cow cannot forget Ximen Nao's injustice. Even after drinking Meng Po soup, I still can't forget these memories of past lives.
The King of Hell finally said: "This time I will be extraordinarily merciful and arrange for you to be reincarnated in a distant country, where the society is stable, the people are wealthy, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the four seasons are like spring. And there is a good person With your family background, you will enjoy endless wealth and wealth in this life, and the endless luck will be enough to offset the pain and grievances you suffered in the previous reincarnations."
But, this time, the King of Hell. I played a trick on Ximen again. He was reincarnated as a pig in this life, namely Pig Xiaoliu. Knowing that he was reincarnated as a pig, Ximen Nao fought hard and wanted to starve to death, but he could not resist the temptation of mother pig's milk and began to suck milk, and then began his life as a pig tyrant.
Now, we know why Zhu Xiaoliu is so smart and domineering!
Zhu Xiaoliu was lying on the branch of a tree with a red slogan written on its belly, which opened everyone's eyes. Everyone laughed and didn't believe that it climbed up by itself.
Jin Long asked Zhu Xiaoliu to wake up and perform for everyone. Zhu Xiaoliu smacked his lips a few times, let out a long yawn, rolled his eyes, stretched, and then got carried away with himself on the trembling apricot branch, preparing to pick up a big top.
Zhu Xiaoliu in this life turns out to be Ximen Nao in his third reincarnation. What kind of human stories will Ximen Nao bring about in this reincarnation? Keep watching tonight.
The above is the content of Chapters 21 to 25 of "Life and Death Fatigue". It tells the touching story of Ximen Niu who would rather die than surrender. It also tells the story of Ximen Nao who was reincarnated as a pig again. What kind of thoughts and actions does the body have, what unique behaviors does it perform, and what kind of human story of laughter and curses will it perform in this life.
Mo Yan is simply adorable. In the narration of this book, he intersperses the story of his birth, laughing and cursing, being rude to himself, and barely saying a few nice words.
The story is true or false, and the characters travel back and forth. Mo Yan describes it from multiple perspectives, and even foreshadows the thoughts and behaviors of Ximen Nao, who was finally reincarnated as a human. Blue Chitose.
The stories in these chapters are also interspersed with Lan Chitose's memories, interspersed with many conversations between Lan Jiefang, who is in his fifties, and five-year-old Lan Chitose. The stories in these chapters cannot be said to be full of ups and downs, but the strong flavor of life comes to my face, and the real description of rural life makes my thoughts continue to move with the plot of the story.
I believe the next story will be more interesting, let’s wait and see.
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