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Talking about the sour personality of lemons
Talk about lemon’s sour personality
1. Add acid to lemon to make it more sour.
2. I like mangoes. Although I sometimes try strawberries or lemons for freshness, I still love mangoes.
4. If you fall in love with oranges, don’t be greedy for the taste of lemons. After all, it’s just freshness.
5. An old relationship is like a lemon. If eaten raw, it will definitely be sour and bitter.
6. No matter how you say it, it feels like a joke. People are rolling on the ground laughing and saying that people are like eating lemons
7. We are all right, but we are not suitable. ——"The Taste of Lemongrass" Jolin Tsai
8. "It must be that I have eaten too many lemons, so I feel sad, and it must be that sand has flown into my eyes, so I shed tears."
9. I cried and she laughed and you were satisfied. Why am I sad when I am not a lemon.
10. "My nose is so sore." "There must be a lemon growing in it."
11. I feel that whether I am happy or not depends entirely on myself, just like drinking lemon. If you add sugar, it will be sweet; if you don’t, it will be sour
12. I am not a lemon, so I am not cute. I'm not a straw mold either, so I'm not beautiful. I am Apple, so I am ordinary!
13. If you are a lemon, you should not always stare at the sweetness of watermelon.
14. Lemon fell in love with onion, so they had a heartbreaking love that made them cry~~
15. You are an orange, you like lemons, but I am not Lemons fall in love with oranges
16. Lemons have a warm yellow color, but who knows that they are sour and cold inside.
Seventeen. Lemons are very sour, but since I met you, my heart has become even more sour.
Eighteen. It is obvious that I am not an onion, but I shed tears for no reason; it is obvious that I am not a lemon, but I will shed tears for no reason. Inexplicably sad
19. "Why should I be sad if it's not a lemon?" "Because you drank a bottle of vinegar"
20. An old relationship is like a lemon. If only it were like this If eaten raw, it will definitely be sour and bitter. If it is diluted with time, it will have just the right taste
21. Love is like a cup of sweet lemon with vanilla, not too strong or too light, and the taste is just right
Twenty-two. If God gives you a sour lemon, then never throw it away. Otherwise, what will you use to make lemon juice?
Twenty-three, Lemon and Onion fell in love. The two had a love story full of heartbreak and tears.
Twenty-four. My sister is cuter than a lemon and prouder than Macau.
Twenty-five. I like her very much but cannot be together, just like holding a lemon in my mouth but wanting to taste the sweetness.
Twenty-six. If life gives you a lemon, you should order some salt and agave.
Twenty-seven. Leslie Cheung in "Lemon and Coke" is still a little star. He always puts up an innocent and sad face and tells the people he loves deeply that you don't understand me.
Twenty-eight. I deleted him after we broke up. Today I accidentally saw that his online name is Lemon, his signature is Lemon, his bubble is Lemon, and even his avatar is Lemon, because my name is Lemon.
Twenty-nine. No matter how sour the lemon is, it can beautify the skin. No matter how cruel his heart is, he only loves her.
Thirty, young man Lan under the lemon tree, I wish I could leave the rest of my life to you. ;
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