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Let's talk about Chinese New Year couples.

This year's Spring Festival and Valentine's Day collided. I hope you can meet your other half. I don't know if any of you have been thinking about it and want to make a secret statement.

1.2 February 1 1 New Year's Eve, 12 Spring Festival, 13 second day, 14 Valentine's Day, all are1/kloc-0.

2. Can I rent someone to go home on Valentine's Day?

Raise your hand if you don't have a lover on Valentine's Day.

This is a lucky and sweet February.

It doesn't matter, there is no lover anyway, but there are many reasons to spend money.

6. The summarized holiday is far-fetched, do you want to accept gifts again?

7. No one will have no object.

8. Then I want two New Year's editions.

9. Try to spend the spring, summer, autumn and winter of 202 1, starting from the Spring Festival, come on.

10. Valentine's Day seems to have nothing to do with me for the time being.

1 1. Am I mistaken? I vaguely remember that the Spring Festival and Valentine's Day are the same day.

12. Love you forever! The Spring Festival and Valentine's Day in the Year of the Ox are linked together.

13. Spring Festival and Valentine's Day in the Year of the Ox are linked together. This is just an ordinary Spring Festival.

14. I'm going back to work on Valentine's Day, which is also unique.

15. Valentine's Day also happens to be my birthday ... What kind of fate is this?

16. Those figures have nothing to do with the figures in front of the translation. It's really fancy

17. Oh, I see. Then let's eat dog food.

18. Good news from single dog.

19. Ordinary single genius.

20. What should I do if I spend the Spring Festival alone and Valentine's Day alone?

2 1. Spring Festival and Valentine's Day in the Year of the Ox are linked together. Sure enough, you should fall in love when you go home for the New Year, and your boyfriend should keep it for the New Year.

22. The Spring Festival and Valentine's Day in the Year of the Ox are linked together, so how are you going to spend the holidays with us? Double the gift.

23. It's time to rack your brains for what gift to give your boyfriend.

24. Spring Festival and Valentine's Day are full of romance and reunion. When will you come to see me? .

25. More than half of the cars on the Shanghai network are not allowed. What happened? How to calculate the mileage of the network car?

26. Valentine's Day is a strange holiday.

27. Spring Festival and Valentine's Day in the Year of the Ox are linked together. Isn't that worse? There is no money for Chinese New Year.

28. I'm going back to work on Valentine's Day. . . It's also amazing

29. On Valentine's Day, I was depressed, and it became very troublesome to go out and book a room.

30. The Spring Festival of the Year of the Ox and Valentine's Day are linked together, and the homophonic deduction of money comes from the warning of single aristocrats.

3 1. I like you wholeheartedly, I used to, and I still do.