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Everyone else gave it directly. Tell me about it.

First, people who want to love you will go to great lengths to send you home, while people who want to sleep with you will only try their best to transfer you to a hotel.

Second, the most important thing in this world is that beautiful girls can be seen everywhere, and rich people and more and more rampant love can be found everywhere, but they just lack the sense of responsibility, security and loyalty that should not be lacking in love.

Third, please don't start a relationship, because what you are looking for is not a marriage certificate, a person, a home, but a day-to-day life afterwards, a support when you are sad, lost and helpless, a common growth, and a daily companion.

Fourth, love is nothing more than: as long as you want, as long as I can give. But don't pin your life on love, because love will leave, but life is always there.

Don't wait for those who can't afford it. Your infatuation can't move a person who doesn't love you. What hurts you is not the rude feelings of the other party, but your imaginary persistence.

Sixth, from passion to affection, from emotion to gratitude, from romance to being together. The longer I stay, the more reluctant I am to leave you. This is called love. A woman's best dowry is a considerate and warm heart, and a man's best dowry is a lifetime of accommodation and love.

Seven, the heart is only amazing in an instant, and daily necessities are the lifestyle of a lifetime.

Eight, to find a very suitable lover needs to meet two psychological needs, one is a sense of security and the other is a sense of belonging. The sense of security is that you are sure that your partner will not leave, and the sense of belonging is that you are sure that you will not leave.

Nine, people who like you want your gift. People who love you will give you the future. The people who can live with you all your life are: know your past, believe in your future and tolerate your present.

It is not difficult to meet a person you like. How much love begins with liking and ends with understanding. Later, I learned that it is even more difficult to meet a suitable person.

Beautiful and romantic love: as long as you are still there, as long as I still love.

A true friend is to see through you and make friends with you.

Second, the carousel is the most cruel game, but there is an eternal distance between chasing each other.

Third, really embarrassed to approach? The road to the heart needs to be cut through thorns, don't approach?

Fourth, don't cry, the bird will become an angel, always guarding you, just like I will always be with you.

You can smoke, but don't be stingy. You can be mean, but don't ask for a smoke.

6. Youth is a constant farewell and reunion.

Seven, those things that make you cry, one day you will say it with a smile.

Eight, say a lifetime is a lifetime, a year, a day, an hour, not a lifetime.

At that time, I only knew who I loved most, but I forgot who I loved most.

Ten, female * emotions are explosive.

I have a lover who has spent my most beautiful time. Everyone knows that I love him deeply.

12. Whether I love you or not has long been popular.

Replace my heart and give me a heart of stone.

14. Who gave me a pair of high heels for my eighteenth birthday? I look forward to a response.

I hope that one day at my funeral, I can have a friend who can tell me for the rest of my life.

Sixteen, as long as you are still there, as long as I still love.

I don't want to see you unhappy, but I envy you for being too happy with others.

Anyway, as long as we don't let go, in the vast sea of people, we can finally be together.

Nineteen, oh-represents perfunctory, disdainful and indifferent, breaking everything I want to say.

Please be prepared, I may never forgive you before you try to cheat me.

Finally, we let go of each other's hands.

Twenty-two, are there two people who like each other, but there is a fetter that makes love become an escape?

Twenty-three, you say that you can't bear to leave, then you know that the groan in my heart is the same as yours.

Twenty-four, there is a kind of love, once started, it is doomed to haunt for a lifetime and will not stop until death.

25. There is a saying that what people regret most is that they have done something, but they can never imagine the consequences.

Domineering love: I just want you, enough.

1, I will accompany you forever. What I say doesn't count, and time will tell.

The best moment in life is now. Don't waste your life!

When you need to ask for help, you know that the most reliable thing is yourself.

4, sometimes lively and cheerful, sometimes domineering and vicious.

Love can be given, but not taken, otherwise it will come to an end.

Aunt, lend your daughter this month and pay you back one big and one small next year.

7. There are so many rich people, why can't you count me in?

It was a long time ago that I met her, but since we separated, the time has become longer, and the east wind has started and a hundred flowers have blossomed. In spring, silkworms will weave until they die, wax torches will turn to dust and tears will flow dry.

9. Even if the whole world denies me, I still feel like a good woman.

10, I don't want chocolate, roses or diamonds. I just want you. That's enough.

1 1, don't lean on the fence, it's thousands of miles away, it's easier to see when you're away. Running water is gone, and spring is gone. Do you still miss me?

12. Thank you, my husband. Now he takes the trouble to pick me up from work every day, without interruption, and never gives me a chance to go home by bus alone.

13, don't treat me like a fool. . Don't treat me like a child. . Because I'm not as gullible as a fool. . Not as easy to coax as a child. .

14, once became a fool for a girl, *

15, one of the common mistakes people make is to take time to care about those who don't care much about you.

16, because I loved you, I know the taste of loneliness. Because I am sad, I often cry. Because I don't want to miss the happiness of this stop, I cherish you more.

17, how much truth is hidden in our jokes; Who can understand, who can see through

18, the proudest thing is not being chased by many people, but having someone who will never give up on you anyway.

19. Conscience is equal, and heroes don't ask about their origins.

20. Can you drive me crazy this time?

2 1, the person who left first really didn't think about the way back.

22, don't delete you, just want to see how you write to that woman's mood.

We are not what we were when we first met.

24. I always thought that time would filter everything, but I was just escaping.

25, baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night, and I feel too sweet, which will lead to tooth decay.

26, learn to put the person you like in your heart, like it silently, there is no need to make public.

27. Water will flow away and the fire will go out, but love can compete with fate.

28. Loneliness is just a gorgeous bluff. Who is who, will continue after thousands of years.

29, I don't like to take the initiative to find you, because I am afraid that it is my self-love. Zhang

30. Caress a song of flowers and smoke, smile a little in this life, dream a few times of tenderness, and turn into a dusty dream.

3 1, I hope your ears can't hear disturbing words.

32. I can't hear someone say that they love me but care about others.

As long as you want, as long as I have, as long as I'm still here, as long as you look back _ classic sentence

First, brother, if one day your brother dies, you must remember to burn a beautiful woman for your brother!

I saw on TV yesterday that smoking caused sudden death, and my heart trembled. Then I made up my mind never to watch TV again!

A colleague of the company bought a cup with the words "I want a raise" printed on it, and always pointed these words in the direction of the boss at every meeting. Finally one day, the boss bought it himself.

The manager said to him: Give you a word and I'll decide whether you stay or not. The man paused, then sang: You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart, let me put you in my heart.

If someone throws stones at you, don't be angry, and throw back a bunch of flowers and vases generously.

Six, nothing classmates together, break up a pair is a pair.

Seven, people open the book before the exam is to review, Nima, I open the book as if I were previewing!

8. Someone asked: What does your friend say to you that usually moves you? I thought about it and said, I'll pay.

Nine, there are two things you can't learn in this life. Not this one, not that one.

10. Where is the schoolmaster who doesn't learn dregs? Now the safety of Xueba depends on Xueba! ! !

In the dead of night, I often ask myself, was it right or wrong to decide to come to earth?

Twelve. Zi nu: why? The husband said, there is a mirror in front of you.

Thirteen, how different from others! People let go when they are hot. I said, my teacup is expensive!

Fourteen, I am a very principled person. My principle is only three words, look at the mood!

15. I know that I am a charming person, and I am a little handsome in Yin's Legend of the Sword and the Chivalrous Man.

Sixteen, how many people have seen adore you's face when he was young, but who can bear the relentless changes of time? How many people have come to your life, I know I will accompany you for a lifetime. Shui Mu Nianhua "Life has You"

If I can't give you what you want, I will give you my best.

Eighteen, fat is presumptuous, thin is restrained. Regret how painful it was for a certain period of time.

Nineteen, as long as you want, as long as I have, as long as I am still here, as long as you turn back.

Twenty, waiting quietly, waiting for dawn, is actually my insomnia.

2 1. Some people went to Xiamen to see the sea, some went to Thailand to worship Buddha, some went to Sanya to swim, some went to Saibei to see the snow, some went to Nima, Yunnan to spend the summer, and I fought against Japan in Beijing (it was so hot the other day ...)

22. If you are pure, the world will become transparent.

In fact, the teacher was wrong from the beginning. Because we don't sleep in class at night. But we haven't slept until dark in class!

Twenty-four, young man, you are lucky to know me and catch up. It seems that your ancestors accumulated many virtues.

Twenty-five, the alarm clock only calls back my body, but it can't call back my sleeping heart.

Twenty-six, thick legs should wear school pants, ugly to read more.

Twenty-seven, I used teasing language to build a heart wall that stung Li.

Twenty-eight, who said that the instant noodle partner is ham sausage, I think it is TV.

Twenty-nine, I caught a QQ drift bottle today, and when I caught one, it collapsed at first sight! One more bottle.

Thirty, you have little wings behind you. Speak human words-you flew!