Talk about being funny.

1. There are only seven days off on National Day, which is simply not enough to express our love for our motherland.

2. The National Day holiday was infinitely good. I sent my homework and my monthly exam.

3. Say the important things three times. Is it necessary to have three important days? Can we have a three-week holiday on National Day?

4. Next, I will perform a program for you and write a whole National Day homework in one night.

5. National Day is busy with holidays, so let's be busy with our homework.

6. Looking at the National Day holiday, I asked weakly: Motherland, do you want to have another Chinese birthday?

7. National Day comes after Mid-Autumn Festival, and there is no hope behind it.

8. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be born on National Day and die on Qingming Day. When I was born, the whole world celebrated, and when I died, the whole world was sad.

9. I'm a planner. Although I always don't plan at work, I have planned how to play on National Day!

1. The National Day is still a dynamic event. You are either single or poor.