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Sentences to scold mother-in-law without using curse words

1. Sentences to scold your mother-in-law in a roundabout way 1. You were so arrogant back then, what are you doing now? 2. Don’t just nag all day long. If you can’t do it, do it instead. 3. I’ll give it to the dog. Even if I throw a bone, it will wag its tail at me, who are you? 4. You look so much like your mother-in-law now, don’t you feel a little bit inconsistent? 5. Everything is your own way, you were always like that back then If you are capable, why are you living like this now? 2. Do not use curse words when scolding your mother-in-law. 1. People must understand and obey their elders. 2. If you want others to treat each other with sincerity, remember to stop making small calculations. 3. Since it is all for this family, Then rest your little thoughts. 4. Don’t always say that others are wrong about this or that, and how can you be right about yourself? 5. No one is perfect. You don’t know what your own son is like. If you ask others, it’s better to be yourself. 3. Mother-in-law Sentences about never being a mother 1. Mother-in-law is never a mother. She has never been pregnant with you and never gave birth to you, so why should she love you? 2. Wanting your mother-in-law to become a biological mother is probably more difficult than God. After all, you have nothing. Relationship 3. The tongue will sometimes fight with the teeth, not to mention that she is not her own mother, how can she not have any grudges? 4. My mother-in-law is a gift when I buy something. The quality of the gift depends entirely on the conscience of the manufacturer. Bad luck is a burden. 5. Mothers often quarrel, not to mention that mother-in-law will never become a biological mother. Don't treat her like a biological mother. If you are not used to it, neither will she. Sentences to scold mother-in-law without using curse words 2 1. You look so disgusting, how dare you go out? 2. The disgusting mother is crying in her arms. Why? Because it's so disgusting. 3. You are wasting air when you are alive, and you are wasting land when you are dead. 4. You are worse than a pig or a dog. I am different from you. I am a person with a brain. Have you sold enough of your parts? 5. Some people say you look like a mouse, some say you look like a monkey, but you are obviously a pig! 6. You don’t have the temperament of a pig, but the image of a pig. 7. I really don’t want to scold you, you shameless, despicable, treacherous and treacherous villain. 8. Who said pigs have the stupidest brains? I say that pigs have the smartest brains. They eat and sleep without thinking about anything. If they are fat and fat, I can only say that pigs' brains are well-maintained, and your brain is also the best-maintained. --Swearing words without using curse words 9. I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you. 10. You laugh when you see bones, and you jump over the wall when you are anxious. When a stranger comes, scream at the top of your lungs, it’s so good for humans to have you! 11. You are really extremely filthy. You are the representative of despicability and indecentness, the embodiment of sluttishness and filthiness! 12. I would rather fight with someone who understands than say a word to SB. 13. You have so many acnes on your face that the tractor will overturn if you drive on it! 14. Please don’t talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you! 15. Either you have a bad brain, or you are missing a thread; your heart is quite healthy, but you are missing an eye. 16. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans! 17. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you a little moonlight and you will be romantic; light a lamp and you will be dazzling; give you a candlelight and you will be flooded. 18. You are made up of the cells of idiots from all over the world. They say you are mentally retarded, but you are still shy; they say you are gay, but you still deny it. 19. If I can’t kick your shit out, then you’ll be clean. 20. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad. 21. If the east is not bright, the west is bright. Whatever you do, you will do the same. 22. You look like an idiot from the left, a fool from the right, a pig from the top, and a donkey from the bottom. 23. A smelly garbage man, the source of the noun "spit". 24. You don’t have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig. Sentences to scold mother-in-law without using curse words 3 1. Let’s go eat fish together some other day. I think you are quite capable of finding faults. 2. I am not a straw boat. Don’t blame me for your insults. 3. If you don’t have education, you can learn it. If you are ugly, you can fix it. If you are evil-minded, there is really no law to rule you. 4. We can’t always satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human. 5. It’s a pity that you don’t want to be a cook. You’re so good at shirking the blame. 6. Please don’t take my jokes as jokes, because compared with the jokes God makes for you, my jokes are nothing. 7. Don’t drag yourself in front of me like you’re worth 2,500,000 to 80,000 yuan, put on a good pose and pretend to be 13. 8. Your complex facial features cannot conceal your simple IQ. 9. Your face is the most magical part of your body. It can be big or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable. 10. I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you.

11. You are like a bitter melon, dressed so cool and looking so cool. 12. When I like you, whatever you say is what I want. When I don't like you, you are nothing. 13. Before I met you, I really didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance. 14. You can still make people have some illusions if you don't speak. But if you speak, all the illusions will be shattered. 15. I’m surprised. A rare species like yours should be listed as a national first-level protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo. 16. If I throw a bone to a dog, it will wag its tail at me. Who are you? 17. Don't talk to me, because I don't understand. In the eyes of others, it is very stupid for me and a pig to quarrel. 18. If you can take the initiative to let scientists study it, you will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of extraterrestrial life! 19. I'm not your mother, don't be mean and lose your temper with me. 20. I'm surprised. A rare species like you should be listed as a national first-level protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo. Maybe, you can also contribute to our country's scientific research on extraterrestrial species. 21. Go home and take a good look in the mirror. How many green onions do you have on your head? If not, buy a few and stick them in your head. Just pretend to be green onions! 22. There is a cow that is flying in the air and foaming at the mouth. If you want me to help it get down, the only way is for you to shut up. 23. Everyone is so kind to me. They talk about my advantages in person and talk about my shortcomings behind my back. 24. You have the largest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren’t you tired of holding so many pens? 25. Listen to my advice, it doesn’t matter if your mind is empty, just don’t get wet. 26. You look like a QR code. If you don’t scan it, you really don’t know what it is. 27. You don’t have nothing, you are still sick.