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202 1- 1 1- 18
? Liu Yichang's Drunken Drunk.
World War I was one of the most destructive wars in European history. About 65 million people participated in the war, more than 6.5438+million people died and 20 million people were injured. War has brought great disasters to mankind, but objectively promoted the development of science and technology. Aircraft, poison gas, tanks, long-range artillery and other new weapons have been put into war one after another, which is an important stage in the history of weapons development. ...
3. The word rich is a false space! The per capita GDP of the eastern coast has already reached the level of Japan and South Korea! Most of China's GDP is created by the eastern coast. Moreover, Jing 'an District, Shanghai, with the most aging degree, ranks first in the world in per capita GDP!
There are two good ways to protect yourself.
First, don't mix with dirty people and things. These things will devour your emotions, your energy, and they are like weeds growing in a muddy pond, entangled with you, but will not give you any upward energy.
Second, refuse to be a flattering personality.
If you don't please others, you will respect your own ideas and make your own choices. Please yourself with your own time. Instead of wavering to get compliments from others.
Mika Nakashima, whose hearing has recovered, sang the famous song "I once thought about all this" in "The First Shooting".
Such a different version, which sounds calm, once screamed at the top of my lungs and saved my life, has now become an internal force, no longer fierce, but sounds more determined. Piano and double bass completely fit this mentality, one is the downward background, the dark past, but it is also a reaction that can make people cheer up, and the other is the upward force, especially.
Listening to this version suddenly reminds me of a passage by Cui Qinglong, a psychological blogger I saw not long ago. I like this passage very much and pass it on to those who have been comforted by this song. "Before a person becomes truly powerful, he will always experience a relatively depressed state, which is the embodiment of the inward collapse of all illusory things. This kind of depression is not depression on mood disorder, but a feeling of depression but not helplessness. It sends a wish to the future self with the most silent but completely coherent state of mind, which is the certainty of a person's reconstruction in the deepest part of the soul. "
6. You don't need to exaggerate your dreams, just have a goal. For example, what to buy when you get paid, or where to play on your next vacation, or who to work for.
-Unnatural death
7. Speaking of investment, I made an investment before. At first, it was to touch the ash and cut the leek. Later, I slowly figured out the way, only to find that investment is actually not as complicated as I thought, and I recognized the essence of investment. You can bypass many pits.
What is the essence of investment? In fact, it is to vote for * * *.
Nowadays, young people blow up shoes. Many people don't understand, but these people who don't understand are as crazy as playing with ancient coins and stamps. Similarly, every once in a while, almost every year, people will fry ginger, garlic and even apples. Garlic you heartless, beans you play.
8. A big factor that makes people happy whether they have money or not lies in the environment. Everyone around you is richer than you, and no amount of money will be enough. On the contrary, the surrounding environment is not as good as yours. Everyone feels rich and is satisfied with how much money they have.
However, although the former environment is sometimes anxious, it is easy for you to make progress, while the latter environment is sometimes comfortable, but it is easy for you to stop.
So no matter how advanced you are, no matter how your circle of friends is updated, you must keep a certain proportion of the types of friends you often contact. The former is not good, and the latter is not good.
Keep your balance.
9. The door is right.
This matter has been forgotten by many women. Many women have been looking for a TV program.
One is money. House, car, jade necklace, that's nothing.
The second is to have a face value. Don't be too handsome, 180cm, thin, tall, white and tender, and a more handsome hairstyle will do.
The third is IQ. 985,211,there must be one, right
The fourth is emotional intelligence. Kneeling every day, I can't stop for a moment You can get up at midnight and buy me spicy wonton.
The fifth is the interesting soul. Is it interesting? I'm in charge.
Sixth, the mother-in-law should recite clearly. Don't be speechless. I hope I didn't scold you.
Seventh is enterprising. You're almost 30. You should be in the middle of the company, right? The annual income should not be too low. Thirty is barely enough. At the age of 25, I looked down on anyone who made millions.
Eight is talking. I hate what you say. Ask you how much you want to marry every day. Are you still a man? If I had a dowry, would I come to you? Why ask about black history? That was my past. You have more narrow-minded people. Shit! It's nothing.
Nine is good health. I don't want to be a martyr, you can't rest for an hour!
You might laugh. I'm telling you, most subway girls think so. They should have found a son in an old village in Cao Yang. You can look at a few micro-signals, then give yourself a filter blessing and go crazy directly.
In this world, there are too many princesses and too few princes. You look great.
10. Last year, I met a man who drove me to death. He chased me with all kinds of things ... I feel like I can. I'm thinking about dating. Before the date, I check the background. It's actually a fake divorce. That's funny. I exposed him directly. The other party said that they loved me to death, but they didn't go through the divorce formalities and lived in a house, but each had a room. Said he was willing to go out clean and make up for his wife to live a rich life for the rest of her life: 20 million ... His wife divorced immediately and said that it could be solved with money ... Haha, I almost laughed myself crazy [snickered].
Pay back 20 million, and I don't want two dollars. I had nothing to do with that. First-class acting, many men are as confident as fans ... As we all know, women don't really need a man [snickering] [snickering].
Many times, the opposite sex represents a dangerous signal to me, and I am willing to cooperate in various ways except feelings. Nothing else, too many routines ...
Make a love, remember that you would rather lose your virginity than be sure who is having fun. Don't break the money, press the wallet tightly, and the money won't show …
The sign of a woman's maturity and wisdom is that she is not influenced by masculinity and love. When she comes, she will react, and when she dies, she will not be confused.
1 1. "Chinese education in China is subtly telling us that beauty is more important than truth. Even if I teach you to write expository and argumentative essays, the teacher will tell you how to use various routines to make the articles "good-looking", and rarely involves how to make the articles "tenable".
Give three examples.
A famous saying.
Extensive use of metaphors and analogies.
Use parallelism to strengthen the momentum.
Move with emotion.
End with "positive and negative combination" and muddle, don't let the article be too extreme.
These skills have nothing to do with critical thinking. Students don't understand logic at all, teachers don't study how to make the theory rigorous, and reviewers don't care if your conclusion is correct. As long as you have "literary talent". "
12. In The Story of Laid-off Workers in Northeast China, I once saw such a story:
Many workers' families in Tiexi District were laid off, and their wives were forced to go to bathing places to do flesh business. In the evening, her husband carried her outside with a broken bike, and his wife went in. More than a dozen old people smoked outside, got off work in the middle of the night, and then quietly brought them back by car. People in Shenyang call it "Ninja Turtle".
Two days ago, I shared the wife written by Shen Congwen, which is such a crowd. Men are at home, women are in town, and they only get together on holidays.
Buffett: Don't try to understand many industries.
Buffett: "The most important thing in investing is to know and decide which industries or industries you know well enough to make wise investment choices."
Many of us, however, think that we can do anything and rush in whenever there is something new. Views are for reference.
14. There is a subtle difference between sincerity and truth. Stalin once said, "sincere diplomacy is as impossible as dry water or iron made of wood."
15. The so-called mobility is not always guaranteed. I was in a daze when I did what I saw. Do what you know and do what you can. No matter whether things can be done in the end, take the first step first; Just like your own opinion, whether others agree with it or not, express it first. Action will strengthen your belief that you can do it, and you will begin to learn to vote for yourself. Doing the easy things that you can do first will have a wonderful effect: the difficult and impossible things will be completed in this action-filled process. After a few more experiences, you will learn to make something out of nothing, because you will push the environment and yourself forward without making excuses. You are not bound by conditions, only motivated by desire, and you are free.
16. I received re-education in the United States.
Many years ago, I visited the Metropolitan Museum with an old American friend. I saw many rare cultural relics of China on display there, and my heart was very angry and my face was angry. When she saw it, she said leisurely, "Cultural relics are cross-border and are treasures of the underworld. It is the same no matter where it is exhibited. You should be happy that American museums can let more people in the world see China's rare treasures. If these cultural relics are all in China, they may all be gone after you "break the capitalism".
17. According to the news: 165438+ 10/7, a topic of "12-year-old boy became the youngest member of Jinan Writers Association" was posted on Jinan hot search. In this regard, a staff member of Jinan Writers Association told Jim that Wang Ziqing, a middle school student of 12, had published many articles in public channels, which met the membership requirements.
Journalist Jim noticed that on June 8th, 1 1, Jinan Writers Association announced the membership list of 202 1, and Wang Ziqing, who was only 12 years old, was among them. According to Lightning News, Wang Ziqing was able to write poetry at the age of seven, and published his first article at the age of 10.
Membership generally requires the recommendation of two writers.
Facts have proved that a young man in his twenties who has no job will probably imagine himself as a writer.
18. 1 171October 17 in the early morning, Fu Bi, the wife of Wei Yongkang, an "oriental prodigy", posted an obituary in Tianya Forum, saying that Wei Yongkang died of a sudden illness and thanked her for the help she received. Wei Yongkang, 1983, from Huarong, Yueyang. He finished junior high school at the age of 4, entered the county key middle school at the age of 8, and was admitted to the Physics Department of Xiangtan University at the age of 13, becoming the youngest college student in Hunan Province at that time. 17 years old, admitted to Institute of High Energy Physics, Chinese Academy of Sciences. In 2003, due to lack of self-care, Wei Yongkang was dismissed from the Chinese Academy of Sciences. After that, Wei Yongkang experienced a long period of depression, gradually faded out of people's sight, and then returned to a happy and ordinary life. His wife once said, "He changed from a child prodigy to a husband who knows how to live." .
Remember, don't encourage others by pulling out the seedlings.
19. Reality is of course important, but it is just a container to hold our bodies; Of course, the body is important, but only the body, in order to load our souls. If there is no soul in the world, it is like an empty room, a deserted wasteland, and simple meals with only tables and chopsticks.
20. How do the bloggers of Little H book make money?
In addition to D sound, Xiao H book is now one of the hottest self-media platforms. I have a say in this. The community analyzed a large number of monetization models, made paid courses, and ran out of more than 50,000 fans.
So how do bloggers in little H book make money?
First of all, the positioning of the little H book is a platform for planting grass in the minds of most users. Before choosing a product, it will search the experience of users who have used it, see their comments and decide whether to buy it.
If you can write and shoot, the little red book is actually more worth doing than Tik Tok.
Tik Tok has a low threshold, and the overall conception and aesthetic requirements of Xiaohongshu are quite high.
Recently, I came into contact with some e-commerce, mainly relying on Xiaohongshu to grow grass.
2 1. A person who has no strong ambition for money can hardly become rich. Of course, it is not enough to have ambition for money, but also to have strong actions to turn his strong desire for money into action to implement and land, rather than really just desire.
Reminds me of a sentence I wrote before. It is simple for a person to become rich, that is, to become rich.
For example, what is the premise of playing well? You want to have fun.
Then we should start thinking about who plays better than me. I invited him to dinner and gave him a racket and a bag.
By the same token, the rich people around us deserve our worship. Because they are the people who change our destiny.
And we are just staring at the training in Shanghai next week, which is far away. People still need a mentor at their fingertips.
22. In the past 40 years, China's nominal GDP has increased by 242 times. Everyone has changed from earning twenty or thirty dollars a month to earning four or five thousand dollars. If you move slowly, you will be left behind by the times. People in other countries, no matter how much knowledge and theory they have, have no personal experience.
Not only to become a master, but also to learn a skill well, you must have these three key points: setting goals, getting out of the comfort zone and giving timely feedback.
23. Women are water and water is wealth, so women need money to nourish them. With money, women can buy new clothes, bags, high-grade cosmetics and sleep in silk sheets. You can get a beauty, hair and nails. You can eat bird's nest and gum. And once middle-aged women can't keep up with money, they will soon wither. Look at the 450-year-old women. They are tall, handsome, gentle and well-dressed. Most of them have a stable source of income.
24. Miyazaki Hayao said: "I love you not for cuddling, but because I can't help caring for you, loving you, thinking about you and wanting to know you, not because I am persistent, but because you are worthy."
25. L 'Oré al Li Jiaqi via, this is very interesting.
Interestingly, the two sides are quarreling, and consumers don't even know which side to stand on.
Because it seems that both sides are giving everyone a low price discount.
Actually, this is the key to the struggle between the two sides.
Li Jiaqi VIA and L 'Oré al compete for the right to define the "lowest price".
Who is qualified to define the lowest price and who can really set the lowest price,
Who is the price depression of "the lowest price of the whole network" in the eyes of users?
This is the point that everyone is fighting for.
Why do Li Jiaqi and Via insist?
The mode of live broadcast with goods is to play this, relying on popularity and traffic, bargaining with the brand side, and striving for a lowest price for fans in the live broadcast room.
"I am a professional, so I can get the lowest price in the industry."
"You are my family, so I won't lie to you. This is the lowest price. "
"We are big anchors and have a strong supply chain. We must get the lowest price."
All words will eventually return.
"What you bought from me is definitely the cheapest."
This is the core logic of live broadcast.
26. Life is impermanent, but it is also normal.
-"Memory is as long as a railroad track" Yu Guangzhong
According to Murdoch's media theory, most members of any society are vulgar and boring, so in order to gain their approval, they must lower their writing and knowledge. This is the way for businessmen to make profits, not the foundation for a gentleman.
28. Someone asked me what books I like to read, and I told them that I like white boats and red sails. So people stop talking about books with me. Actually, I also like two books. One is when the world is young. I especially like the sentence inside: Onions, radishes and tomatoes don't believe there is such a thing as pumpkin in the world. They think it's just a fantasy. Pumpkins can't talk, just grow silently. The other is The Little Prince, which contains a sentence: Love does not stare at each other all day, but looks at the same direction together.
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