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Spoil, sell cute, pretend to be pathetic, gain sympathy [recommendation]

Spoil, pretend to be cute and win sympathy (I) 1. The youth I walked with you is the seriousness of my life.

I miss you once a day, once a day.

The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.

You are unhappy because the person you love is not me.

Don't be too nice to other girls in the future. I will be jealous and stomp my feet, and I will lie on the ground and beg you for a hug.

6. Come and hug me when you are not angry.

7. When you are angry, I let you take it out on me. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.

8. Can you save money for smoking and buy me AD calcium to drink?

9. Meeting you is my fate.

10. Don't touch me!

1 1. Nothing can compare with my missing you. Everything loves you less than I love you.

12. You said I was born because I love you.

13. If you want it, others will, or you will be ignored.

14. Do you want to eat takeout? Want to eat hot pot? What to eat tonight? Could it be me?

15. Alas, how can I be so happy? I must have saved the whole galaxy in my last life before I met such a good person.

16. Hold high, hug me, hug me.

17. You need a kiss, or you won't get up.

18. I am a petite and fragile little girl.

19. I usually endure it. Actually, I pouted just to get you to kiss me.

20. You are like a glass of wine. It looks charming, smells attractive, tastes a little spicy and has a sweet aftertaste.

Spoil, pretend to be cute, win sympathy (Chapter II) 2 1. Please praise me, because I have done a great job in loving you.

22. Be good and stay with me. Don't run, don't let go.

23. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.

24. The chat window is more like a photo frame, which contains the time we recorded.

25. You are good or bad, hum! Damn it!

26. You are my recovery, my connection and my end.

27. I want to drink with you, pretend to be drunk and ask you for a hug.

28. Once we watched TV together, he wanted to hug me and watch it together. It's hard for him to hug me, and he's been holding my back and aching. It's no exaggeration! I don't agree, I said: I don't agree! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and looked up like me: I didn't! I don't. Still dragging a long sound! Ha ha! It turns out that boys can be spoiled.

29. Will boys be spoiled? Hey! They are not only spoiled, but also spoiled. Including male students with strong male chauvinism, not to mention other boys. Of course, it depends on who the coquetry is. In addition to his own mother, is it not the closest and most beloved MM?

30. Only you can see my loveliness and gentleness.

3 1. For me, I love you and I'm hungry.

32. No, no, I want it.

33. People are unhappy!

34. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.

35. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be your wife.

When I think of you, my heart is pounding.

37. A coquetry woman makes a man willing to serve her.

38. You have no hobbies, you can only love me.

39. Some are happy when they miss you, and some are sad when they are happy.

40. Ha ~ ~ You look down on us girls! ? ~~"

Give your boyfriend a nifty sentence to recommend coquettish and lovely.

A banter about coquetry and worship of boyfriends-1. My heart is pounding at the thought of you.

2. Did you miss anyone today?

You are like a book. The more you read, the more you want to sleep.

4. You are always unforgettable when you love talking and laughing. So, you became a partner in my world.

Wait a minute, I'll marry you when I grow up.

If you can promise me a future, I will draw a prison for you.

7. You are the fool!

8. Don't do this!

9. Kiss someone! !

10. I have many superpowers, not just super cute.

1 1. I hope my little friend can make you worry and unforgettable.

12. I'm fine!

13. We don't know each other very well. You can call me beauty.

14. Thank you.

15. She just avoided me. What should I do?

16. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!

17. I didn't!

18. Tip: You haven't paid attention to your cuteness for a long time.

19. You are the one with infinite scenery and the one who fell into the dust. The point is you, not what you are.

20. Some are happy when they miss you, and some are sad when they are happy.

One-liners about boyfriends' coquetry and adoration. The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.

22. My cat said something to me-meow meow.

23. People will never talk to you again!

24. Hold high, hug me, hug me.

25. Boys are sometimes naive, but I think they are cute.

26. If you are good to me, I will be better and better to you.

27. I am sleepy. Touch my head to put me to sleep.

28. If I had a tail, I'm afraid I would sway in front of you.

In fact, coquetry is associated with caring. When he is not around, you should take the initiative to call him and ask him why he misses me. I miss you very much. Remember to add clothes when it's cold. It's rustic, but it's practical. I think it is more touching than any coquetry.

I want to send you a big New Year gift box, but the courier won't let me put it in the box.

3 1. Honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.

32. Oh ... Beg ... I'm so scared, don't go! ~ ~ Come on ~ ~

33. Love is mutual. I like you. You have to kiss me.

34. Can't I, a lovely little fairy, conquer your heart?

35. You are the one who always wipes my hands when I take a shower and return messages. How can I hate not liking you?

36. Come and hug me when you are not angry.

37. In this life, I will only marry you.

38. I feel that there is a distance between us, and I don't come to hug me in the morning.

I will love you all my life, not yours.

40. You can be mean to me. When you are mean to me, I become someone else's treasure.

Little Red Book coquetry and cute long sentences (40 sentences)

Little red book coquetry and cute long sentence (I) 1. You are my recovery, my connection and my end.

2. I want to be a cat in my arms, and I even spoil my sleep.

Husband, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.

4. "Please, husband" and "I won't".

It's a small circle. It's good to have you.

Can I hug you, smell you, put my chin on your shoulder and go to sleep?

7. I just miss you when I look at the water.

8. No matter how good others are, they also belong to others. I am different. I am yours.

9. Spend the rest of your life with me. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way.

10. In fact, coquetry is associated with caring. When he is not around, you should take the initiative to call him and ask him why he misses me. I miss you very much. Remember to put on clothes when it is cold. It's rustic, but it's practical. I think it is more touching than any coquetry.

1 1. My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. May you hold me to sleep every night.

12. The flowers in the south of the city have already bloomed. May you be there forever.

13. I don't want wealth and prosperity in my life, but I want my family to be healthy.

14. When you are angry, I ask you to take it out. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.

15. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

16. Do you want to eat takeout? Want to eat hot pot? What to eat tonight? Could it be me?

17. Alas, how can I be so happy? I must have saved the whole galaxy in my last life before I met such a good person.

18. Ha ~ ~ You look down on us girls! ? ~~"

19. Having experienced that kind of taste made me understand that missing is a kind of happiness and a kind of suffering.

20. The loveliest and cutest person in the world is in my mirror.

Little Red Book coquettish and cute long sentence (Chapter II) 2 1. You have no hobbies, you can only love me.

I don't care. You have to help this, or you have to help.

23. It's annoying to ignore you.

Please praise me, because I have done a great job in loving you.

25. I want to be your little baby, the kind you can't bear to scold me when you are angry.

26. I would like to turn into a ray of sunshine to illuminate your direction.

27. I like being angry so much that I fell in love with a fire extinguisher.

28. People don't want it! I do not obey!

29. Please, she's a girl!

I like you very much today and I like you very much tomorrow. Wow, I'm jealous of myself again.

3 1. I also want to be a baby, stay in your shopping cart and be taken home by you.

32. If I wanted the moon in the sky, would you take it off for me? ? ~~

33. Meeting you is my fate.

If I don't please you, fall in love with me.

35. You are the one with infinite scenery, and you are the one who has fallen behind. The point is you, not what you are.

36. Boys are sometimes naive, but I think they are cute.

I have a best friend, but he is a man.

38. People just want you to care more!

39. If you are good to me, I will be better and better to you.

40. She is your little baby! Kiss me!

A woman coquettes and sells lovely sentences.

A woman's coquetry 1. Please, he's a boy!

I am so cute that even mosquitoes will bite me.

3. Hate you!

I like you very much today, and I like you very much tomorrow, and I am jealous of myself again.

I hate it, people want to eat tutu.

6. Too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.

7. Life is like this. Know and love the person you love the most, and stay with you until you get old.

8. Teach you a quick way to lose weight. Put your heart on me.

9. Sometimes boys will be like children, "please wife" (QQ looks wronged) and "I didn't" (QQ looks crazy), hehe, very cute.

10. Yaoyaoda

1 1. Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.

12. Don't be too nice to others in the future. I will be jealous, stomp my feet and roll on the ground for you to hug.

13. She just avoided me. What should I do?

14. I hate it. I don't eat fried noodles.

15. There are many swindlers now, so be careful when you go out. Today, a man said in the street that he was extremely cold. I followed him for three blocks, and he didn't die.

A woman's coquettish and cute sentence 2 16. I want to eat that, you go and buy it.

17. I don't want wealth and prosperity in my life, but I want my family to be healthy.

18. Please, she's a girl!

19. I am your little friend and your heart.

20. I dare not tell you every emotion, because every emotion is related to you, like a confession to you.

2 1. I'm chasing Cupid's arrow, and you're flying in a bulletproof vest.

22. Nothing can compare with my missing you. Everything loves you less than I love you.

23. Love you, and you will accept all your shortcomings.

24. I can't say clearly what is missing, but I know you are all dreaming.

25. Family! !

26. oh ... begging ... I'm so scared, don't go! ~ ~ Come on ~ ~

27. You come to my house and you sleep on the sofa; Shall I go to your house or do you sleep on the sofa?

28. You have no hobbies, you can only love me.

29. Love is mutual. I like you. You have to kiss me.

30. A spoiled woman must be gentle. It's easy for a woman to order a man: husband, help me with the package. Look at those little hands. They are all red.

Pet and sell cute and super cute sentences

Spoil and sell cute super cute sentences (1) 1. Love to talk and laugh, you are always unforgettable. So, you became a partner in my world.

2. Life looks like white flour, but you can't do too much, or there won't be enough flour.

Today the weather is fine, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.

I don't care, you have to help this favor, or you have to help it.

I'm chasing Cupid's arrow, and you're flying in a bulletproof vest.

I don't want to be rich all my life, but I want my family to be healthy.

7. Boys are sometimes naive, but I think they are cute.

If only you were around, I didn't mean to blame you. But I can't help thinking about you.

9. If he acts coquetry in front of you, prove that you are one of our own. If his coquetry fails to achieve his goal, he will feel embarrassed or sad.

10. If you can promise me a future, then I am willing to draw a prison for you.

1 1. I didn't!

12. The youth I walked with you is my once-in-a-lifetime seriousness.

13. You can only choose between gummy bears and me, but I secretly told you that I have gummy bears.

14. I also want to be a baby, stay in your shopping cart and be taken home by you.

15. I can't sleep. I want to count sheep a thousand times, but I can count them twice, and the rest are thinking of you.

I will shoot you with Cupid's arrow and cut you with the knife of love!

17. I am sleepy. Touch my head to put me to sleep.

18. Life is hard, but with me, I will give you all the sweetness.

19. I am very happy when I miss you, and very sad when I am happy.

20. Bye. I'm leaving!

2 1. We don't know each other very well. You can call me beauty.

I thought we could walk to the end together, but I didn't expect you to take a taxi in a few steps.

23. The scenery is in your eyes, but the world is not as good as your arms.

24. When I think of you, my heart is pounding.

25. Teach you a quick way to lose weight. Put your heart on me.

26. Spend the rest of your life with me. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way.

27. My cat said something to me-meow meow.

28. You come to my house and you sleep on the sofa; Shall I go to your house or do you sleep on the sofa?

29. I hate it I don't eat fried noodles.

30. Honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.

Apologize to the object, coquetry

Apologize to the object. You are the one who has to wipe my hands and reply to messages when I take a shower. How can I not like you?

I want to drink with you, pretend to be drunk and ask you for a hug.

I like being angry so much that I fell in love with a fire extinguisher.

You can only love me and I can only be your princess.

You are so ugly, I say you are beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.

I want to turn off all the lights in this city and concentrate on smelling your hair in the dark.

7. Seeing you, my possessiveness has exceeded the standard.

8. People are unhappy!

9. The most beautiful place of time is to make you and me become us.

10. I have many superpowers, not just super cute.

1 1. A woman who can be spoiled makes men willing to serve her.

12. You need a kiss, or you can't get up.

13. People don't obey! ~~

14. I don't hate it, I'm so cute.

15. Oh. ... begging ... I'm so scared, don't go! ~ ~ Come on ~ ~

16. Boys will be spoiled? Hey! They are not only spoiled, but also spoiled. Including male students with strong male chauvinism, not to mention other boys. Of course, it depends on who the coquetry is. In addition to his own mother, is it not the closest and most beloved MM?

17. Be good and stay with me. Don't run, don't let go.

18. I have a best friend, but he is a man.

19. Anyway, with your help, I can be lazy all my life. Why should I study?

20. I feel that there is a distance between us, and I don't come to hug me in the morning.

Apologize to the object. Meeting you is my destiny.

22. The loveliest person in the world is in my mirror.

23. When you are angry, I let you take it out on me. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.

24. If I am a vagrant, you are human.

25. If he acts coquetry in front of you, prove that you are one of our own. If his coquetry fails to achieve his goal, he will feel embarrassed or sad.

26. How can I eat tutu? Tutu is so cute.

27. I am sleepy. Touch my head to put me to sleep.

28. It is rare for a spoiled boy to be as cute as death. My baby is like this, hehe.

29. We don't know each other very well. Just call me beauty.

This boy is spoiled because he wants you to spoil him. He cares about him more, and he doesn't rule out being bored and bothering him.

3 1. I hate it, people want to eat tutu.

I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.

33. Ha ~ ~ You look down on us girls! ? ~~"

I am so cute that even mosquitoes will bite me.

35. Making gummy bears will melt and stick to you.

36. People just want you to care more!

37. Love is mutual. I like you. You have to kiss me.

38. You don't know how much courage it took me to remember.

What to do today: miss me, love me, listen to me, and don't make me angry.

40. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!