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Please give Cao Yunjin and Liu Yuntian's lines for the crosstalk "Guessing Lantern Riddles" of the 2012 Central Lantern Festival Gala
"Guessing Lantern Riddles"
Cao: Audience friends, crosstalk actor Cao Yunjin
Liu: Liu Yuntian
Cao and Liu: Give Happy New Year to you.
Cao: I feel very excited when I stand on the stage.
Liu: Beautiful
Cao: There is an old saying in China
Liu: Ah
Cao: It’s not out of the first month. They are all in the same year
Liu: Yes
Cao: Today is a good day
Liu: Huh?
Cao: Lantern Festival
Liu: Yes
Cao: The Lantern Festival is great
Liu: Yeah
Cao: Three things must be done for family reunion
Liu: What is it?
Cao: Appreciating the moon
Liu: Yes (agree)
Cao: Eating Yuanxiao
Liu: Oh (agree)
Cao: Look at the lanterns
Liu: That’s right
Cao: The Lantern Festival is also called the Lantern Festival
Liu: Yes (agree) )
Cao: The most interesting thing is guessing lantern riddles
Liu: Just guessing riddles
Cao: This riddle is my favorite
Liu: Oh (expressing surprise)
Cao: My guess is good
Liu: Really?
Cao: Not everyone can guess this riddle
Liu: Oh
Cao: First of all, you must have a certain cultural background
p>
Liu: Of course
Cao: There are a lot of things to know
Liu: Oh
Cao: I’m an easy learner
Liu: Really?
Cao: Well-educated
Liu: Ouch! ?
Cao: Usually I am easy to learn
Liu: Yeah
Cao: A little bit talented
Liu: What little talent do you have? ah?
Cao: Looking at the astronomy
Liu: Oh
Cao: Looking at the geography
Liu: Yeah
Cao: Zhongxiao Renhe
Liu: Oh?
Cao: Such ability
Liu: Ah
Cao: I don’t have it
Liu: Eh. Without you, why would you say it?
Cao: I have a little ability
Liu: What a little ability
Cao: I can look at monuments and recognize groups by sight Sheep
Liu: Oh, just brag, it’s not you who’s talking about you
Cao: It’s you who’s talking about you?
Liu: Not me either. I'm talking about Su Qin, Su Jizi.
Cao: You know
Liu: He can observe monuments at a glance. He was riding a high-speed horse and galloping on the road. He saw a stone tablet beside the road. He took a look at the inscription of more than ten lines and memorized it. This is called watching the tablet while walking on horseback.
Cao: This is called playing
Liu: Playing?
Cao: I am Cao Yunjin
Liu: Ah
Cao: Take a train to view the monument
Liu: Oops!
Cao: Which is faster, the horse or the train?
Liu: Which train is faster?
Cao: From Beijing to Tianjin
Liu: Hmm
p>Cao: Harmony, intercity train
Liu: Yeah
Cao: More than a hundred kilometers away
Liu: Yes
Cao: Thirty minutes, that’s fast enough
Liu: That’s fast enough
Cao: Do ??this monument viewing
Liu: Yeah
Cao: Buy a ticket
Liu: Yes
Cao: By the window
Liu: Why are you still leaning by the window?
Cao: It’s convenient for me to read the inscription
Liu: Look at this
Cao: The train is running at high speed
Liu: Yes< /p>
Cao: There is a stone tablet beside the road
Liu: Oh
Cao: The train passed by
Liu: Yeah
p>Cao: I have memorized the inscription. I know it by heart.
Liu: What did it say?
Cao: Langfang
Liu: Eh
Cao: Memorize it like a stream, guard against wolves
Liu: Hey, stop it, who can’t see the sign at that station?
Cao: I’m kidding you
Liu: No kidding
Cao: Not only can I look at monuments
Liu: Yes
Cao: I can also recognize sheep
>Liu: That was also Su Qin. Su Jizi was walking at the foot of the mountain and saw more than a dozen sheep on the hillside. At a glance, he could tell how many were black and how many were white. Are you okay?
Cao: This is called playing
Liu: Is it playing again?
Cao: I, Cao Yunjin, went to the mountainous area that day
Liu: Oh
Cao: Walking at the foot of the mountain
Liu: Oh< /p>
Cao: There are dozens of sheep on the hillside
Liu: Quite a few
Cao: I can tell how many are black and how many are white at a glance< /p>
Liu: How many black ones and how many white ones?
Cao: There are no black ones, they are all white
Liu: Hey, okay, do you still need to look at them?
Cao: Well-educated
Liu: Really?
Cao: Knowledgeable
Liu: Yes
Cao: This is the first point
Liu: Yes
< p>Cao: If you want to guess the answer to the lantern riddleLiu: Yeah
Cao: You have to have a quick brain
Liu: Oh, you have a good brain Flexible
Cao: I can guess the lantern riddles just fine
Liu: Really?
Cao: He has a quick mind
Liu: Oh
Cao: Better than all the cross talk actors like them
Liu: Just brag Bar
Cao: He can’t do it, his brain is too slow
Liu: I say that’s not necessarily the case, I’m definitely better than you
Cao: You’re not making excuses< /p>
Liu: If you don’t believe me, you can take the test
Cao: Shall I roast you?
Liu: Take the test
Cao: There is no such a big stove
Liu: Barbecue? ! Questions and tests
Cao: Test?
Liu: Yes
Cao: Sure. We are competing here, but we can’t guess the old lantern riddles
Liu: Guess something new
Cao: It must be new
Liu: Okay
Cao: OK?
Liu: No problem
Cao: Brain twisting
Liu: I'm still alive
Cao: Intelligence test
Liu: Let’s come again
Cao: Yes
Liu: OK
Cao: OK
Liu: Yeah
Cao: Let’s compare
Liu: OK
Cao: Let me tell you a guess
Liu: No problem
Cao: Okay.
Please listen to the question
Liu: You said
Cao: No.1
Liu: Hum, some English
Cao : Say, what is it
Liu: Hmm
Cao: Guess
Liu: Eh. (Pause) How can I guess this thing? What do I know?
Cao: Do ??you dare to compare with others?
Liu: No, your question is ridiculous
Cao: I asked you to pay attention
Liu: Am I listening?
< p>Cao: Pay attentionLiu: Pay attention
Cao: Say, what is it
Liu: Huh?
Cao: What is it
Liu: Yes
Cao: What is it (the tone becomes stronger each time) What is it
Liu : What are you doing? I said what's wrong with you?
Cao: I asked you to pay attention
Liu: Are you listening?
Cao: What is it
Liu: Hmm
Cao: The bundle ran away, but the bundle fell down. Everyone can help him guess. This thing ran away after being tied up and fell over after being untied.
Liu: Then you can’t guess this
Cao: You can’t guess?
Liu: Yeah
Cao: It doesn’t matter if you can’t guess
Liu: Ah
Cao: Let me give you a hint
< p>Liu: Just a reminderCao: Guess an animal
Liu: This one is still alive
Cao: Alas
< p>Liu: I don’t knowCao: Human
Liu: How is this human?
Cao: What do you think?
Liu: Yeah
Cao: This man got up in the morning, tied up his trousers and ran away; when he came back in the evening, he put on his trousers. The belt was untied and fell down
Liu: Hi (that’s what it is)
Cao: Thank you, thank you all
Liu: What’s wrong with this< /p>
Cao: This is a high-tech question
Liu: This is nonsense
Cao: Even six university professors couldn’t guess it
Liu: Okay
Cao: Just tell me and you won’t be able to guess it
Liu: Oops
Cao: Listen to this
Liu: And also
Cao: Mathematics questions
Liu: I like mathematics the most
Cao: OK?
Liu: Of course
Cao: Ask you
Liu: Yes
Cao: How many wheels does the car have?
Liu: Four
Cao: What, the kids will tell you, five
Liu: Five?
Cao: There is also a spare tire
Liu: The spare tire also counts
Cao: How many wheels does the car have?
Liu: Those five
Cao: The five stirrups were open and running. One of the stirrups fell off after crossing a big ditch. How many are left?
Liu: There are four left< /p>
Cao: There are five left
Liu: Why?
Cao: The windlass did not fall, but one of the lamps fell off
Liu: One of the lamps fell off, what kind of question is this? I mean this
Cao: You can't guess it
Liu: You can't guess it
Cao: You can't even guess eight hundred
Liu: This question is not good for you
Cao: To prove, to prove that your intelligence is not as good as mine
Liu: Yes
Cao: It’s like this today, let’s do something here. How is the game?
Liu: Oh, here comes the game again
Cao: OK?
Liu: Yes
Cao: Stretch out your left hand and spread your fingers. Yo, this can really be separated.
Liu: Nonsense, they are inseparable. That's a duck
Cao: Stretch out your right index finger and make repeated movements between the five fingers
Liu: That's it?
Cao: Look
Liu: Hum
Liu: No problem
Cao: Is it easy?
Liu: It’s too simple
Cao: Not simple
Liu: What’s the matter?
Cao: We have a topic here
Liu: What topic?
Cao: This is called dual-purpose
Liu: How can you do both?
Cao: You are doing this kind of exercise with your hands
Liu: Yeah
Cao: Let me ask you a question
Liu: Yeah
Cao: Don’t mess with your hands and don’t make mistakes with your mouth
Liu: No problem
Cao: OK?
Liu: Let’s do it
Cao: Can we start?
Liu: Okay, ok
Cao: What’s your surname
Liu: My surname is Liu
Cao: What’s your name
p>
Liu: Liu Yuntian
Cao: How old are you?
Liu: Twenty-eight
Cao: What is it?
Liu: She is a Pig
Cao: How is your physical condition?
Liu: In good health
Cao: Are you sick?
Liu: No
Cao: It’s okay, you can punch it
Liu: Hey, didn’t you ask me to punch it?
Cao: Just do it if I ask you to do it?
Liu: Why are you like this?
Cao: This is enough to prove that his brain is not as fast as mine.
Sir, let me ask you
Liu: You said
Cao: You see, these crosstalk actors know a lot
Liu: Yes
Cao: Good at observing life
Liu: Of course
Cao: Then let me ask you which animal in the world has the fastest mouth
Liu: Gun collision I'm talking about it, I really know this
Cao: What?
Liu: The little swallow has the fastest mouth
Cao: Your answer is wrong
Liu: Huh?
Cao: The correct answer is that the toad has the fastest mouth
Liu: That’s nonsense, it’s Xiao Yaner’s mouth that’s the fastest
Cao: The toad has the fastest mouth
Liu: Look, isn’t this pretentious?
Cao: Isn’t this pretentious?
Liu: Let’s do this. Let’s not be pretentious or arrogant. Let’s perform here. How about it?
Cao: What kind of performance?
Liu: In this case, I will play Xiao Yaner.
Cao: You play Xiao Yaner?
Liu: Yes
Cao: You are not like Xiao Yaner
Liu: Then I am like...
Cao: You are like Roast chicken
Liu: Eh
Cao: Xiao Yaner is pregnant
Liu: How do you say this
Cao: How come Xiao Yaner has such a big belly
Liu: I have a big belly, Xiao Yaner
Cao: What about me?
Liu: You come here, the toad
Cao: I come here, the toad, you come here, Xiaoyaner
Liu: Yes
Cao: How does this compare?
Liu: One person, dozens of numbers
Cao: Tens of numbers for each person
Liu: From one to ten, let’s see who speaks faster
p>
Cao: Then you come first
Liu: Then I come first
Cao: Okay
Liu: Let me do a little first Yan'er (make arms like wings) one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ninety (voice is high-pitched and fast), have you seen the mouth?
Cao: It's really fast
Liu : How fast
Cao: Is it over?
Liu: It’s over
Cao: It’s my turn, listen to me, toad
Liu: Listen to me, toad
Cao: Listen to me This toad. Liangwu
Liu: Hey, Liangwu? If I ask the question again, you won’t be able to answer it
Cao: Impossible
Liu: Look
Cao: Just say it
Liu: Then listen up
Cao: OK
Liu: Let me ask you, what can I eat, drink and sit on?
Cao: Let me tell you right away, porridge
Liu: Can porridge be eaten?
Cao: That porridge?
Liu: Huh? How to eat it?
Cao: Add less water, make it thicker and you can eat it
Liu: Just boil it into rice
Cao: Oh, yes
Liu: What if you drink it?
Cao: Add more water and it will be diluted and you can drink it
Liu: Well, what if you sit down?
Cao: The porridge is all made.
Liu: Yeah
Cao: The porridge is boiling here. Turn the spoon and turn it all over. Soak it up
Liu: Who asked you to turn the spoon?
No, we are not making it. You can cook the porridge, bring it down, put it on the ground, and then sit on it
Cao: Oh, you can’t sit down, why don’t you scald yourself and soak in it
< p>Liu: HahaCao: Then I don’t know
Liu: Your answer is wrong
Cao: Then I don’t know
Liu: Tell you, what can you eat, drink and sit on?
Cao: This is it?
Liu: Bread, milk, sofa
Cao: Three of them?
Liu: I didn’t say they were the same
Cao: Then I thought they were the same
Liu: Honey, I call this a multiple-choice question
p>
Cao: You still have multiple choice questions
Liu: That's not the case
Cao: What if I talk about melon seed tea and stools?
Liu: Then what did you say at the time?
Cao: What are you doing...you are such a roundabout person
Liu: Don’t be rounded up.
Cao: According to me, you can’t guess even one of them
Liu: That’s not necessarily true
Cao: Listen to this
Liu: Come here
Cao: What do you mean a mouse has two legs?
Liu: What... mice all have four legs, I don’t know about that
Cao: Can’t guess?
Liu: Can’t guess
Cao: Then you remember, what kind of mouse has two legs
Liu: What kind of mouse?
Cao: Mickey Mouse
Liu: Mickey Mouse doesn’t count
Cao: That is
Liu: I’m just looking for you to solve the problem Do you still dare to guess?
Cao: Do ??you still dare to guess?
Liu: If you dare to guess, I will guess
Cao: If you dare to guess, I will guess
Liu: Come
Cao : Listen to this
Liu: Yeah
Cao: What kind of duck has two legs?
Liu: Donald Duck
Cao: Idiot, all ducks have two legs
Liu: Hey, fuck you
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