Humor after drinking Talk about humorous words about drinking in the circle of friends (selected 43 sentences)

1, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

The guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

4, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then it is not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

5. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

6. People get drunk as soon as they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

7, people walk in the rivers and lakes, how can you not drink.

8, men don't drink, can't make good friends.

9, wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

10, if others don't know, unless you drink.

1 1. Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are unusual.

12, the east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

13, a six! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

14, everyone was drunk and I woke up alone, so I had to wait on them again.

15, don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

16, the commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

17, people can't walk in the rivers and lakes without drinking, and people can't float in the rivers and lakes without drinking too much.

18, Ms. Toast: Excited heart, shaking hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, and the leader didn't drink it, which made me ugly.

19, I will never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

20, wine meets a thousand cups of friends, no speculation and no drinking.

2 1, we are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable glasses of wine first.

22. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

23. What can't a glass of wine do? If there is, then two cups!

24. There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup just now doesn't count.

25, there is wine today, drunk today. Don't be too tired in life!

26, men don't drink, live like a dog, waste in the world, live like a eunuch, can't make good friends.

27. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

28. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

29. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you get. It's a sin to drink or not.

30. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

3 1, Bai Di's words in the cloud, half a catty.

32. At the critical moment, my sister drank a cup of Song He for my brother.

33. Young people leave home and old people come back. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me.

34, looks like water, tastes spicy, drinks haunted, stumbles up, looks for water at night, and regrets getting up early.

35. Qianshan is always in love, so drink less.

36. The competition in the market economy is fierce. Hurry up and have a glass of wine.

37, half a catty of improper wine, a catty to help the wall, I will not go half a catty.

38, men don't drink, walk the world.

39. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

40. It's raining, but the ground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

4 1, I said I was drunk until I was eight years old, and my wife loved me until I was eight years old, but you vomited and broke up.

42, wine and meat wear intestines, friends stay in their hearts!

43, a little happy, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.