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The earthy love story makes people blush: you are my expectation and contradictory dream. I want to drink, but I'm afraid of getting drunk.

1, the person you like may not be with you, only the person who loves you will accompany you for a lifetime.

I can't say why I love you, but I know you are the reason why I don't love others.

3. I miss the seeds of love like you, the flowing water like you, the daily necessities like you, and I miss you all my life like a bald head!

I always want to give you the best in the world, only to find that the best in the world is you.

5, love, everyone will have their own definition, when you meet a person with peace of mind, you will understand that you don't have to say anything, you are the best promise.

6. If you like a pair of shoes, just wear them in Wanshui, Qian Shan. If you love someone, you will drink with him without saying a word.

7, the world is so big, I met you, and you met me, which is really good. I love you not for a moment, but because I know it is not easy to meet you, and it will be a pity to miss it.

For love, love at first sight is the most romantic, but for marriage, being together for a long time is the most touching.

9. Being single-minded is not just liking one person all your life, but being single-minded when you like one person.

10, the person who really loves you may not say much about loving you, but will do a lot of things that love you.

1 1, long life, just like it, not necessarily the most comfortable, I like it, I am not very good, you don't resent it.

12, you are my expectation and contradictory dream. I want to catch the wind that I can't embrace, and I want to drink the wine that I am afraid of getting drunk.

The blushing love story is a grand prize.

The love story of red-faced soil (I) 1. I'm pretty sure I just need a kiss.

I want to put you in the morning sunshine, I can see you when I open my eyes, I want to put you in the moonlight at night, and I can dream of you when I close my eyes.

Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take good care of you.

4. I like you, like your mother hitting you, unreasonable.

Speaking of which, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.

6. "I want to change my avatar." What kind? "You are like this."

7. "What do you want for lunch?" I don't know. "I know, you should call it a boyfriend."

8. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. " "What?" "I like you very much."

9. I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

10. "I'll tell you a story" "You say" "It's a long story, so I'll make it short. I miss you. "

1 1. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

12. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what four seasons are? Do you?

13. "People say you have a round face, but I think your face is quite square." "Why?" "Otherwise, how can you be so positive?"

14. "May I say good night to you in person?" Of course. "Go ahead."

15. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.

16. What's the spinning one with a concert on the playground? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.

17. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

18. "I am always thirsty when I wake up in the morning in autumn and winter" Why? "Probably owe a kiss."

19. "Do you know what I like?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."

20. "Do you know what is the most beautiful in the world?" What? "you"

The love story of red-faced soil (2)1. Don't do whatever you want because I love you.

22. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.

23. What happened to "I will change"? "I liked you from the beginning, and later I liked you more and loved you more."

24. "I will learn to swim tomorrow." Do you swim in winter? Because of me, I can't help falling in love. "

25. Do you know? You've been acting strange and beautiful recently.

26. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.

27. "Everyone wants to sleep with you, but I don't." What are you? "I just want to stay in bed with you."

28. My greatest weakness is yours.

29. Where are you from? Hunan people. No, it's my sweetheart.

30. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

3 1. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.

32. "I can't seem to find my way." "Where are you going?" "How can I touch your heart?"

I may be fined as soon as I see you, because the deer I hit in my heart was speeding and I blushed myself.

34. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

35. What is "My birthday wish is simple"? "Just being with you."

36. "You can be lucky twice in your life"? "I met you once and slept until the end."

37. Even if life is not so easy, I still want to put you in the future and live a happy life, out of reach.

38. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

The roundest moon needs a month to wait for the sunrise tomorrow morning and a day to wait, but my love for you will never stop.

40. I have the ability, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.

This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

42. "Which do I prefer, beef, mutton or pork?" "I like your pride."

43. "Mom, I love you. How to say it backwards? " "Do you love me?" "yes."

44. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.

45. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

46. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

47. You are the most right coincidence I have ever met in my life; You are the whole world in my life; You are the sun with the most beautiful smile I have ever seen.

48. "We may have been hit by an arrow." "Huh?" Cupid's Arrow

I like the sun, the moon, the stars, the sea and you.

50. "Who are you?" "I'm a dog" and "nonsense, you obviously belong to me"

5 1. "Do you want to run in winter"? "Well, run into your heart."

52. "I want to move" to where? "Walk into your heart"

"I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."

54. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

55. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

56. Do you know what I want to drink most? I want to care about you most.

57. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

58. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.

Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

60. "We can't fall in love again" Why? "Let's get married, marry me"

Classic Quotations: You are the wine that I want to drink and am afraid of getting drunk.

1. You look like a loser. You can't let go, and you can't forget the past.

2, you are my expectation and contradictory dream, catch the wind that I can't embrace, and I want to drink and am afraid of getting drunk.

3, never important, just occasionally needed.

I am a stranger to you, so you should think twice whether to praise you or not.

The shallowest relationship is that if you don't follow his heart, you will make him forget all your good things.

6. I'm sorry that I lost you with such a story.

7. You always end all my attempts and things with "Go to bed early and have a good sleep".

8. Time won't make you forget him, it will only make you get used to not having him.

The saddest thing is that I can't say what I hate, and I don't want what I want.

10, will you suddenly think of me one night after many years, and then burst into tears, only to find that you owe me too much?

1 1, you are unhappy and always feel sorry for others.

12, I won't bother you anymore. After all, you will be sad to see me, and I will be heartbroken to see you.

13, you like to turn around and leave, I learned not to stay.

14, teach me how to be indifferent to me.

15, I don't want to like you. You can take back your indifference and arrogance, they can't threaten me.

16, I can accept that you love others. Tell me how much I love you.

17, don't worry about perfunctory me, I will help you make excuses.

18, what I am most afraid of is that others mention me in front of you, and you only have one sentence about caring about me.

19, even if she is so bad, she will always be the person I loved.

20. For me, the saddest thing is to see many people of the opposite sex around me, and I can't let these people come out.

2 1, someone once said to protect you, but later gave all the big waves.

22. I fell in love earlier than you, and you love less than me.

23. Last time I visited your space, I forgot to delete the record. This time, you give me permission.

I have read your information hundreds of times, but I can't say a word.

25, loneliness is probably a person obviously very sad, with tears in his eyes, but because no one cares, a person goes back.

You are my expectation and contradictory dream, and the wind that I can't catch and embrace.

1. Listen, don't hurt yourself. No one will sympathize with you in a cold world. Just yourself.

2. Love is not within reach or unattainable. It is expectation that makes it born, words that make it exist, and faith that makes it immortal.

You hide in the mirror, I can't reach you.

4. I am narcissistic, I am melodramatic, and I pretend to love you.

5. When will the flowing love dry up?

6. Do we say love at this age because of love or because of loneliness?

No matter how you cried last night, when you woke up in the morning, the city was still busy.

I don't want to lose any emotional control because of anyone.

9. If you are trapped, you can't escape after all.

10, be ready to say goodbye to anyone.

1 1, saying that being cheap can't set off being cheap. What you have always been cheap can't be described as cheap.

12, happy every day, others are far behind.

13 Many times, all we want is a positive look and an understanding heart, that's all.

14, I just don't want to dedicate myself to others' wonderful.

15, it's hard to go back if you lose it.

16, you are my expectation and contradictory dream, and the wind that I can't catch and embrace.

17, I'm not sure whether we can resist the erosion of distance and time.

18, not every love can last.

19, we want to fly to that distant place and see that the world is not so bleak.

20. I can only put up with what I plant. If all I love is suffering, I am willing to bear it.

2 1, the past does not come back, and the back is no longer perfect.

22. Before you want to have it, please be prepared to lose it.

23. I want to say a thousand words to you, but I don't respond to the wall. I might as well take those words as you. You glower, you gloat, you wander, you coquetry. I have never seen these things. They are wrong. I seem to have seen it all.

24. How fragile is our relationship? As long as you turn off your computer and mobile phone, I may never contact you again in my life.

25. Remind yourself that if you don't believe in yourself, who else will?

26. If one day we meet under the influence of the torrent of time, do you still recognize me?

27. You said: Why are you attached? You don't know: I promised not to love you as soon as I turned around, but I forgot to promise myself.

28, separated, never reunited, time can not go back, feelings can not go back.

29. Wrong love is like wearing inappropriate shoes and throwing them away.

30. It turns out that youth is so fragile that you can't stay.

3 1, do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, it's not. The sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

32. Do you know that no matter how many people talk to me, they can't compete with you?

33. I am humble and rogue. I just want you to look back at me again,

If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

35. When I am in a bad mood, I will make harassing calls to others in the middle of the night to wake them up and I will sleep.

No matter who you become, I will never say goodbye to you.

I have to propose a toast to you. I respect you for walking into me casually and ruining me quietly. After this cup, we will never talk about love again.