Humor describes 60 sentences about staying up late to gain weight.

Humorous description of staying up late to gain weight +0. Mom's cooking has frustrated my determination to lose weight again and again!

2. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.

If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?

I always feel very hungry recently. Then eat more. I thought I had gained weight.

I'm still eating this stuff at this time. I may think I'm getting fat too slowly.

6. Give me back my increasingly fat collarbone and legs.

7. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.

8. I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year and light up your eyes; As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.

9. The same is true of the beautiful collarbone, and the interesting stomach bounces.

10. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

1 1. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and being short of money.

12. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not loving sports! ! ! So now I'm fat again!

13. When you are so fat, one leg can't support the other. My legs are tired.

14. We agree to lose weight. Forget it. A meal won't get fat.

15. The most exclusive thing in the world is your meat. No matter how you ignore it, it will never leave you!

16. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.

17. It is said that all fat papers have one thing in common, that is, they have been touched by others. Have you ever been touched?

18. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!

19. Every big weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

20. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those anxious fat people.

Humorous description sentence 2 2 1 staying up late to gain weight. I am determined to lose weight, but I am destined to be obese.

22. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

23. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

24. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.

25. I am fat because many things are hard to lose weight.

26. Bite the muscles in your cheek while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.

27. Actually, I kept it from everyone. I gained weight quietly. I can't accept it. I can't sleep at night.

28. I don't know what the hell it is, but I really want to eat something chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.

29. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.

30. My beauty is said to be unworthy.

3 1. Obesity is the pain of breathing, rolling back and forth in the blood, regretting not losing weight is the pain, hating not dieting is the pain, and losing weight is the most painful.

32. The highest level of fatness is to wear school pants as jeans.

33. I don't think it is necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and heating should be done in four months!

34. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

35. I'm still lamenting the small waist in those days. Look at it now. I hate it in my spare time.

36. My three major shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

37. Fat people can't beat others and can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.

38. No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those sitting on the sofa.

39. The child is getting fatter and cuter.

40. I am emotional, I am plump, and I send warmth to my husband.

Humorous description of staying up late to gain weight sentence 3 4 1. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition, so it doesn't matter if we eat less!

42. I'm still not fat this winter, but I'm three pounds fatter than in October.

No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

45. My father suddenly told me today that my face is round, and I know that I have gained weight at my parents.

46. If you gain three pounds a month or have less oil and salt, you may eat too much carbohydrates and have to control it.

47. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?

I'm so hungry, but I don't want to eat too much. I've eaten too much recently, and I feel like I'm getting fat.

49. Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold? I'm covered in fat.

50. How can it be so difficult to lose weight? Just seven days after the Spring Festival, I gained six pounds. It's been a week since the Spring Festival, and I haven't lost a pound!

5 1. Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is far away. I can't go back because I'm losing weight. Good friends, let's cheer together!

52. Fatso's helplessness: All the shirts are small at first sight.

53. Every fat man is a potential stock. You have no idea how beautiful it is to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

I can turn over in such a short distance.

55. Fortunately, I ate myself fat before, otherwise I felt that this demon wind blew me away in minutes, and I was tired after a short walk.

56. If you don't lose weight in April, you will be sad in May. Fat people are born funny!

57. The angle of taking pictures is really important. If you are not careful, you will become short and fat.

58. I just wait for the arrival of winter and freeze those thin papers to death. . .

59. I feel fat during the day, but I will continue to eat when I lie on the sofa at night, because this is the last freedom!

60. If you sell it to me by weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.

Humorous sentences about gaining weight in the New Year Talk about sixty sentences about mood.

Humorous sentences about getting fat in the New Year (I) 1. Fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight.

Sell me by weight, and I can maintain Wang Sicong.

I found a strange phenomenon. After controlling your weight for a period of time, you won't get fat even if you eat normally. Steady and good!

The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

5. The New Year is terrible! Years ago, he was as light as a swallow and vigorous. After a few years, everyone gained weight.

6. With you, my heart can no longer hold others. After all, you have gained weight.

7. I am fat now, and my smile is not as good as before. The only advantage is that the hug is warmer than before.

8. I am drifting away, and I don't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.

9. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid I won't be weighed.

10. Obesity is the pain of breathing, rolling back and forth on you.

1 1. Did you eat snacks today? You should gain weight!

12. You are fat and delicate. You grow in the right place, beautiful and good-looking.

13. Sometimes I feel that everything is quite boring, especially after putting on a lot of weight.

14. Whoever doesn't have a few folds in his stomach will not have ups and downs in his life.

15. I bit the muscles in my cheek while eating, and suddenly realized if my face was fat.

16. I seem to have eaten a little more clothes, and it has gained weight regardless of my feelings!

17. Short or symmetrical. Hey, he's not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.

18. I think I am fat, but I really want to eat hamburgers, fried chicken and duck neck, as well as fish tofu with lotus root slices!

19. Summer is coming again. Time to lose weight! Do you have like-minded friends?

20. Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is far away. I can't go back because I'm losing weight. Good friends, let's cheer together!

Humorous sentences about getting fat in the New Year (2)1. Being fat means being fat. It's no use changing your hair style or anything.

22. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

23. If you are not careful, you will gain weight again! Try to squeeze out your double chin! Run 40 minutes today!

24. If you don't lose weight in April, you will be sad in May. Fat people are born funny!

25. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but they are shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.

26. After looking at the previous photos, I am really sure that I have lost weight. Now he is wearing a huge fat figure of/kloc-0.06 kg, and colleagues in the company say that Lisorius has a bulging face. I want to lose weight, lose weight, at least take wedding photos and wear wedding dresses.

27. Whether you eat or not, what you eat will make you fat.

28. I know why I can't lose weight all the time, because there is a you in my body.

29. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

30. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

3 1. I've had a good time recently. It's nice to feel carefree. I am fat and a little scorpion girl, so come on!

32. Everyone lined up to be weighed. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one by one. Don't fuck two people at once.

It is impossible for a fat paper to look back and smile. It's hard to turn back. You can't laugh.

You said take care many years ago. I haven't lost weight yet.

35. Fat people can't beat others and can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.

36. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

37. The voice of most fat people: intentional weight loss, unable to return to heaven.

38. If you sell it to me by weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.

39. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

40. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear me."

Humorous sentences about getting fat in the new year (3) 4 1. Women are plump, thin, slim, tall and slender, and short and delicate. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

42. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

43. Being too fat breeds laziness, and lazy people will be abandoned by the world.

Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? Why did you gain weight today?

45. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

46. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

47. My father suddenly told me today that my face is round, and I know that I have gained weight at my parents.

48. I'm getting fat. I can turn over in such a short distance.

49. I like people who treat me well when I am fat, and I will definitely repay you if I lose weight.

50. I'm not fat, I'm just thin.

5 1. I was so lucky that I gained weight before the price went up.

52. Women always think they are too fat, while other women are thin.

There is nothing wrong with making a fat paper, at least it can warm others.

54. This is delicious, too. I want it, too. It's time to gain weight in the new year, so sad.

55. The meat around the neck is covered layer by layer, just like overlapping waves.

56. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

57. I have gained weight since I started work 16 kg. In someone's words, I have two chins.

58. I spent half the winter in edema, and I seem to have gained five or six pounds.

59. As the saying goes, muddling along will be paid off sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.

60. I told myself I couldn't get any fatter. If you can't control your body, how can you control your life?

There are 60 humorous sentences describing how lucky you are in every lottery.

A humorous sentence describes how lucky you are every time you draw a lottery. 1. Face today's sunshine, accept life and start over! Wish yourself good luck!

What wakes me up every morning is not an alarm clock, but a dream.

3. The virtue that comes from luck is temperance, and the virtue that comes from bad luck is persistence ... Bacon.

Most people who believe in their bright future are somewhat superstitious, believing that they are destined to have good luck, and regard good luck as God's reward for sticking to the right path.

5. Wish yourself good luck in the exam today!

6. I hope all the good luck will come as scheduled, I hope I can make new development efforts to make money, I hope my family and he are healthy, I hope I can be better in interpersonal communication and I hope I will be happier in the future.

7. According to friends, it will bring good luck to bring transshipment beads. I also try to buy two, man. I'll get the car number this year and the room number next year.

8. Let bad luck go far, good luck go far, fold a paper crane and tie a red ribbon, so that good people have good luck every day.

9. Optimists see the positive behind problems, while pessimists only see the crisis behind fate. No matter how many years you wait, time will not send luck to your door. It will only pass like a gust of wind. Learn to cherish.

10. It's not easy to meet someone who is willing to be really nice to you. Meeting is an accident and a kind of luck.

1 1. Some people say that fate is like a book. If you accidentally turn it over, you will miss the fairy tale. If you look too carefully, you will dry your tears.

12. Since everyone is getting old slowly, since everyone is going to live for a lifetime, since everyone is going to be born and die, let me accompany you.

13. One universe, eight planets, seven continents, 204 countries and 809 islands, we are so lucky to meet.

14. The world of flowers and flowers is full of prosperity. How lucky I am to meet you.

15. Some people approach the door of fate with confidence, waiting for good luck. Some people are more flexible. They step into the door of fate cautiously and boldly.

16. May you be so self-reliant that you don't need to be spoiled by others, but you are still lucky to be spoiled by others.

17. When an eagle grows up in a henhouse, it will lose its ability to fly. When a wild wolf grows up in a flock, he will fall in love with a sheep and lose his wolf nature.

18. Being understood is lucky, but not being understood is not necessarily unfortunate. A person who places his own value entirely on the understanding of others is often worthless. Understanding or not understanding between people is fate, while misunderstanding is a trick of fate. I accept my fate frankly, but feel sorry for its teasing.

19. A gentleman keeps pace with the times-Cao Xueqin's interpretation of a dream of red mansions: seize the opportunity. Observe opportunities that are good for you and take action.

20. It is better to create your own opportunities than to wait for good luck.

Humorous sentence 2 describes that he is lucky in every lottery 2 1. Everyone is lonely. Fortunately, we will meet someone who hugs you across the sea.

22. If in the long run, we are the creators of our own destiny, then in the short run, we are the prisoners of our own ideas. Only when we are aware of this danger in time can we expect to avoid it.

23. Some people's pleasure in life is to find other people's moral problems and then hope that others will have bad luck.

24. A person's misfortune has at least one advantage, which makes him know who his true friends are.

25. You said you were lucky. You've met me, dear. I am also very lucky. Everything is enough to meet you in this life.

God bless people.

27. All stories have endings. But fortunately, in our life, every end will become a new beginning.

28. When the rain clears and negative energy comes, I really want to give up on myself. I feel that the whole world is sorry for myself and I am glad that I am lucky. People around you are always giving the greatest tolerance and help, being kind and tolerant, and being a better self in the new year.

29. Because of you, I have such a similar fate. In the wilderness of fate, I finally found your whereabouts.

30. Love is a kind of mental work, and marriage is a kind of physical work. Love is like playing bridge, it all depends on calculation; Marriage is like playing mahjong, all by luck.

3 1. Just when we needed someone, he came. How lucky.

32. I went out and closed the door, knowing that soon, in this city or some other city, someone would close the door for them forever. The more someone owes you, the less they like you; Some people don't really like you until they find that they owe you. In a fair battle, fate gave it to us and defeated us, but we never took the warning to heart.

The luckiest thing in my life is meeting you.

34. Sometimes, the right person will only meet at the wrong stop. The so-called luck is just silently doodling all the misfortunes and leaving the best for others to see. The cold wind in winter can't freeze the shirts that have been dried.

Today is a good day. Wish myself happiness. From now on, all kinds of good luck will hit me.

36. I am dressed in red, with red rope and lucky beads. I pray for good luck in late January.

37. Not unique warmth, I don't want it.

38. There are some good hobbies in life. What nutrition is it? Some things in life are incomprehensible. What wealth is that! Children nourished by ancient poetry get not only poetry and literary talent, but also the value of life and destiny. In addition to his ordinary life, he also has a "peach blossom has flowed away, and there is a world that is not human." Let children read more poems!

39. Fate not only blinds herself, but also blinds the people she loves.

40. When a bitter sea turns to love and hate, there is no escape from fate. Blind date is actually inaccessible, or I should believe that this is fate.

I get lucky every time I win the lottery. Sister, when I come back today, I must give me all my possessions. I hope it can really bring me good luck! Come on, wish yourself success!

42. Fate is relative. Stand on the remnants of fate, think or despair.

43. The Spring Festival is coming, and auspicious words will come; The message arrived, with greetings and blessings in my heart. I wish you a new year, a new atmosphere, a career in by going up one flight of stairs, a smiling God of Wealth, and all the best!

Because even your shadow will leave you when you are in the dark. Youth is gone forever. Don't rely too much on anyone in the world. Have a nice trip? .

45. Overflowing feelings, flowing like running water, reveal the heart and slowly fade out the memory with wordless silence.

46. It takes courage to love you and luck to be loved by you.

47. I have always been a lucky man. I feel like I have opened all my brain holes today. I'm really glad to meet you.

48. What a lucky woman, I didn't know she missed someone who loved her so much; What an unfortunate woman, she will never know that someone in this world once loved her so much. -Tonghua

49. Facing the reality, we can't help comforting ourselves, knowing that this is the best protection for ourselves. Wish yourself good luck today!

Don't wait for luck, you should try to master knowledge. -Fleming

5 1. Money has flown into your pocket, and gold and silver can't hold the whole house. Wages and bonuses never stop, and the god of wealth comes and goes.

52. The passage of time brought him obedience to fate and a meditation sweeter than usual.

I don't expect sudden good luck, and I don't want to rely on anyone. I just hope my efforts will be rewarded.

54. Shareholders: citizens with strong self-confidence think that their IQ is not lower than others and their luck is not worse than others. They hope that the country's tomorrow will be better than today.

55. In my opinion, everyone has an awakening period, but sooner or later awakening determines the fate of the individual.

56. I am lucky to meet you.

57. When a person is lucky, he will never feel pain. -Lou Wallace

58. Destiny is not predestined by heaven, nor created by environment, but carved by oneself. If you want to change your destiny, you must change what you do.

Meeting you at the right time is my luckiest thing. Choosing to be with you is my most correct choice.

60. I will definitely hold your hand and watch the sunrise with you!

Mid-autumn national day dinner, chubby circle of friends, copying humor, 60 sentences

Humor of fat friends circle at Mid-Autumn National Day dinner (I) 1. I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

At that time, Liang Qian was like a fresh sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

You said take care many years ago. I haven't lost weight yet.

I think I am fat, but I just want to eat hamburgers, fried chicken duck necks, and lotus root fish tofu!

Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.

6. oh, my god If you can't make me thin! Just make my friend fat!

7. I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year and light up your eyes; As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.

8. The same is true of the beautiful collarbone, and the interesting stomach bounces.

9. A big chest is just a fig leaf for a fat man, and a thin leg is just a flat-chested fig.

10. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is almost empty! I think it's okay!

1 1. control AliPay, stop it, shut up, and you can't eat midnight snack no matter how hungry you are! You can't drink milk tea! Unless you still think you are not fat enough!

12. Never walk back on the road of gaining weight every day! I have milk tea again today, and I have an appointment tonight!

13. A delicious fierce woman should dare to face the obese body and the critical eyes of the masses.

14. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?

15. Be thin or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can really endanger life.

16. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

17. I specially carried a big bag and asked me to buy her a bunch of delicious food and put it back. I still feel fat, so I reflect.

18. "A woman who can't control her figure will never achieve anything in her life." No, you see, I can be fat if I want to be fat, and I can be fat if I want to be fat again.

19. The epidemic is coming to an end. I don't want to eat any more midnight snacks and instant noodles. This trend of getting fat is not optimistic.

20. Fat is attitude, meat is spirit, and fat is also figure.

Mid-Autumn National Day Dinner, Humor in Fat Friends Circle (Part 2) 2 1. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

22. What is the mentality of ordering takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because you're not fat enough, so keep your fat.

23. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

24. It's too easy to get fat in winter. For a beautiful spring, I will try to lose weight.

25. Summer is coming again. Time to lose weight! Do you have like-minded friends?

I was so thin last year that I thought I was fat. No one can stop me if I am not pleasing to the eye.

27. Fat people want to be thin so much, and people who are too thin want to gain weight so much, so let their dreams come true, okay?

28. I feel fat now, eating more and more is completely out of control, and I can eat whatever I want!

29. The angle of taking pictures is really important. If you are not careful, you will become short and fat.

30. If you want to look thin in front of people, you must lose weight in the back.

3 1. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, but I seized it.

I have gained a few pounds recently, so I must avoid eating salad in winter. It's really sad

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

34. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. It doesn't hurt to eat less!

Invite me to dinner when you miss me, and I'll come right away.

36. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

37. My mother's cooking has frustrated my determination to lose weight again and again!

38. Fat people's greatest happiness is to get fat after eating too much.

39. Don't lose heart. Although you don't have a recent trip, you still have a body shape that says you are fat when you are fat!

40. Shut up and spread your legs. For a fat man like me, it's still useful!

Humor in writing of fat friends circle at Mid-Autumn National Day dinner (3) 4 1. I'm already on the road to gaining weight, drifting away and unable to turn my head.

42. I have become more and more unhappy recently. I think I've gained weight again. After all, I am all fleshy!

43. My mother thinks I am fat and wants me to go to the gym tomorrow. I looked at my little arm myself and felt that I was not hopelessly fat.

44. I like people who treat me well when I am fat, and I will definitely repay you if I lose weight.

45. I feel fat during the day, but I will continue to eat when I lie on the sofa at night, because this is the last freedom!

46. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.

47. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. Hehe, right.

48. Compared with me, I am fatter and more capable.

49. People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.

50. What's with being fat? I also came from thin.

5 1. Why is it so difficult to lose weight? I gained 6 pounds in just 7 days after the Spring Festival. It's been a week since the Spring Festival, and I haven't lost a pound!

52. Recently, everyone says that I have gained weight. One told me to eat snacks, and the other made me snacks every day.

53. You hugged me gently from behind, and your hands couldn't close properly.

54. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

I don't know anything about magic, but I want to eat chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.

56. Fat people are always updating their closets.

57. I'm still not fat this winter, but I'm three pounds fatter than in October.

58. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

59. I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the road to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.

60. My three shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!