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A sultry, sweet and disgusting sentence.
2.78 "Can you read palms?" "A little, you need me in your life."
I always forget to tell you how lucky I am to meet you. I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests one day.
4. What is the rotating one with a concert on the playground? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.
5. "Do you know why I am taller than you?" I don't know, "the sky is falling, I'll carry it for you."
6. "Do you know what I want to do?" I don't know. "Your husband, of course."
7. Are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.
8. I cut my hand, so you can, so we are husband and wife.
9. Our love is indestructible, but you are my weakness.
10. Do you know how to say wall, eyes and knees in English? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.
1 1. You have spring and autumn in your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.
12. "I've seen you in many ways, but I haven't seen any of them." What? "The way you put on your wedding dress and marry me."
13. "Life belongs to life, ideals belong to ideals, and reality belongs to reality." What are you talking about? "I want to say that you are mine."
14. What time is it? (12) No, it is the starting point of our happiness.
15. I am very stingy. Except you, strawberries, chocolate ice cream cakes, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.
16. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.
17. "I think I should buy you a compass." "Why?" "I'm afraid you're too used to looking north behind my back."
18. If one day I appear by your side without saying a word, don't doubt that I have given you every minute of my life, even the next day.
Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever read. I like you very much, and I like going to Qiu Lai and Haitang in spring.
20. "I think you should knock on all doors." "Why?" "Because you knock well."
Earth's love stories are all very sweet and disgusting sentences (Chapter 2) 2 1. I have two loveliness, one is that I am lovely, and the other is that I love you.
22. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What happened? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"
23. "I am an inaccessible person" Why? "Kiss me if you don't believe me."
24. I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people
25. Can you protect me like your brother? I can give you my sister.
26. I'm a little busy recently. I'm busy with what, and I like you.
27. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou.
28. "I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like", "What movie" and "Your name"
29. "Cute is not a long-term solution. Lovely me is the long-term solution. "
30. I want to hug you through my mobile phone, not miss you with my mobile phone. I want to have you every morning and evening, not you in the photo. Love story Qian Qian never, it is better to be with you.
3 1. "Why are you so overbearing?" "What?" "You dominate my whole heart."
32. "Is there an airport nearby?" No "Then why does my heart fly when I see you?"
I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.
34. "I, I like being alone" and then what? "Then he sent me one. Then what?"
Do you know what you look like? (What person? ) My woman
36. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.
37. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you have it."
38. "This selfie is really ugly." Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... "It's not as good as one tenth of your own."
39. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"
40. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.
Vulgar love stories, provocative and sweet sentences (Chapter III) 42. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"
43. "We may have been hit by an arrow." "Huh?" Cupid's Arrow
44. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.
45. "I like 70 things." "What?" "The first one is you, and the remaining 69 are with you."
46. In your dream, there are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and fire-breathing whales, but in my dream, there is only you.
47. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend both fall into the water, can I be your girlfriend?
48. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.
49. "I like sweet things and candy, and what I want most is our wedding candy."
50. "amusement park, you can ride on it." "What is the rotation of music?" "Trojan Horse" and "A Mu"
5 1. I thought I could see you before school, but I won't miss you when I get to school.
52. "I am like a sweater, and my boyfriend is like static electricity." Why? "As soon as you take off your sweater, it will crackle ..."
53. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?
54. "I want to change my avatar." What kind? "You are like this."
55. Everything you say casually is in my heart.
56. My hand was scratched, and so were you, so we are a couple.
57. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of beautiful.
58.2.3 Wooden head, don't move. Sorry, I'm moving, my heart is beating.
59. Are you so curtilage? No. Yes, you have never moved in my heart.
60.are we friends now? "Yes" and "Not after, because you are my girlfriend";
Beautiful and simple love story, sweet and provocative.
Beautiful and simple love story, very sweet and provocative. 1. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."
I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.
3. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."
4. "I like fruit. Do you know what I like to eat? " "Litchi?" "Wrong, of course, you are happy."
5. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."
Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you.
7. I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.
8. "I want to go somewhere", "Where" and "Fuck you"
9. "I like sweets and sweets. What I want most is our wedding candy. "
10. "I want to travel". Where are you going? "One-day tour under the bed"
1 1. Once upon a time, the person in front of you was a sweetheart, and later, the sweetheart was a pillow person.
12. "Spare no effort, so you are here."
13. I thought those stars were beautiful, too, until I accidentally saw your eyes.
14. I have been looking for shops recently. Do you know some shops? It's your call.
15. I'll show you a magic trick. What have I done? I like you better.
16. "I think you look like one of my relatives." "who?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."
17. All the scenery and plants in the world are beautiful. Anything you write casually is scenery, and since fate has brought you, all the scenery is just to set you off.
18. "Can you play the guitar?" "No" "How did you resonate with me?"
19. "You are Mi Hua" Why? "Because I want to hold the fragrance of rice flowers."
20. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me 70%.
Beautiful and simple love story, very sweet and provocative. 2.2 1. Guess what kind of meat I like? (pork? ) You are a pet.
22. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!
23. "Tell me when a girl is tired" tells you why? "If the girl is tired, come and be my wife."
24. What is the revolving playground with a concert? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.
25. "May I say good night to your face?" Of course. "Say it first."
26. "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "
27. I'm pretty sure that all I need is a kiss.
28. Do you know the happiest number? What is this? It's five o'clock. Why? Let's have a look (after the opponent is five, stretch out his hand and clasp his fingers)
29. "Let me tell you a story." "You said" "It's a long story, I'll make a long story short. I miss you. "
30. What is "how can a mobile phone save electricity"? "By your side!"
3 1. I have super powers and I like you very much. (to tease my boyfriend)
32. My hand was scratched, and so were you, so we are a couple.
33. Everything here is fine except you.
I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart.
35. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."
I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't get rid of it.
37.do you like yourself? Yes, and then we like the same person.
38. "I missed a necessity." "What?" You!'
39. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.
In winter, I don't know how to take care of you.
Beautiful and simple love story, very sweet and provocative. Chapter 3 4 1. Guess which side of my heart is on the left, wrong, on your side.
42. I may be fined as soon as I see you, because the deer I hit in my heart was speeding and I blushed myself.
43. "I think I'm selfish." "Where's selfish?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance."
44. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.
45. How to solve your worries? Only hug you.
46. "Life belongs to life, ideals to ideals, and reality to reality." What are you talking about? "I want to say that you are mine."
47. Dye the brightest hair and leave the deepest scar, just to find the person you love the most.
48. I like being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics to talk about together, but I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk.
49. "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it. " "I have finished your red envelope, but remember to give it back to me every day."
Do you know what you look like? (What person? ) My woman
5 1. Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar as light as boiled water in a day.
52. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? I love you from your mouth.
53. "I want to be the wind" Why? "Because I want to tease you."
54. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" There is no room for you.
55. Have you arrived home? No, without you, no place is home.
I used to be a manager, but you stole my heart, so now I have only two TV sets left.
57. I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I will bubble at the sight of you in my life.
58. I have a small wish. There are only four words: I will have you all my life. -Ye Ye Fei's "National Husband Brought Home: Stealing Kisses 55 Times"
59. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.
60. "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are so cute."
A short and advanced earthy love story, very sweet and provocative.
A short love story of high-rise soil, very sweet and provocative (I) 1. "Do you know the biggest difference between you and a fairy?" What's the difference? "The fairy is flying in the sky and you are in my arms."
2. "The tiger is not arrogant, you treat me like this" What? "You are my girlfriend."
3. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"
4. What happened to "Come and help me"? What happened? "I am trapped in a world that loves you."
It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.
"I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."
7. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."
8. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.
9. Dear, we will be together forever, only with you.
10. "You smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "
1 1. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.
12. You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.
13. I miss you sleepless every day, and I miss you lonely every night, because I am sad without you. I think about you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.
14. "Let's eat noodles" "What noodles"
15. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take good care of you.
16. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?
17. Guess what my constellation is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.
18. "I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like", "What movie" and "Your name"
19. Whether to eat barbecue first is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.
20. Do you know what my only weakness is? What? Is to betray you.
A short love story of high-rise soil, very sweet and provocative (Chapter 2) 2 1. Everything you say casually is in my heart.
22. If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.
23. "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."
24. Do you want to try the new strawberry lipstick?
25. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.
26. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.
27. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.
28. My surname is Zhang, and yours is He. We are a pair of cygnets.
29. I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand?
From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...
3 1. It was love at first sight with you, which was the most beautiful encounter in my life. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.
32. What's it like to like you? Generally speaking, I fell in love at first sight, but I have been thinking about you for a long time.
33. "hoo. Do you know what I'm doing? " Blow and I care about you
34. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.
35. I have malice towards the world, and I love you.
36. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.
37. "I can't wait" and "What can I wait for?" "I hate you, not you."
38. What's so important about you? You are very important. I'm not with you. You are in my heart.
39. My little daughter is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I will be you.
I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.
A short love story of high-rise soil, very sweet and provocative (Chapter 3) 4 1. "Cute is not a long-term solution, I am a long-term solution."
42. "You can be lucky twice in your life"? "I met you once and slept until the end."
43. Are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.
44. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.
45. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 30.
46. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I will marry you.
47. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I am chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world. "
48. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.
49. "If you hold hands with girls, do you prefer to hold your left hand or your right hand?" "Left hand." "Here, left hand, let me hold it for you."
50. Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.
5 1. "Want to ask you out"? "Yes, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed."
52. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more you watch it, the more you want to sleep.
My mother said that when I grow up, I will marry you.
54. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, someone will see you and give you a hug.
55. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?
56. I think you are like a game My World.
57. "Is there an airport nearby?" No "Then why does my heart fly when I see you?"
58. "amusement park, you can ride on it." "What is the rotation of music?" "Trojan Horse" and "A Mu"
59. "Do I look like someone with asthma to you?" Don't you like it? "But why does my heart beat faster every time I see you?"
60. I like this snack! ! There is one in the school canteen, and I'll call it purple potato for you.
A collection of sweet and sultry earth love stories
A love story about a very sweet and provocative land 1 1. "We may have been hit by an arrow." "Huh?" Cupid's Arrow
2. What's the spinning one with a concert on the playground? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.
3. Why is "You are Mi Hua"? "Because I want to hold the fragrance of rice flowers."
I have no future, so I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.
5. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How much is it?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."
6. "I'm in good health, I can carry rice bags and gas tanks" and "I just can't help thinking about you"
7. I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise why do I want to sleep more and more when I look at you?
8. Do you know what I want to drink most? I want to care about you most.
9. I have a small wish, only four words: to have you all my life. -Ye Ye Fei's "National Husband Brought Home: Stealing Kisses 55 Times"
10. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because it's been too long."
1 1. "There are two kinds of time". What two kinds? "Time with you and time without you"
12. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of beautiful.
13. Do you like water? Yes, so you already like my 70%.
14. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"
15. "Do you know the time?" "Six o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of our happiness."
16. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"
17. I like that you copied it for two minutes, but you can't withdraw it yet.
18. I think you are like a game. What game? My world.
19. "Since you have messed up my heart, when are you going to mess up my bed?"
20. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.
Love story about a very sweet and sultry land, sentence 2 1. "I dare not miss you easily at night" Why? "Because I am afraid of staying up all night if I am not careful."
22. Are you so curtilage? No. Yes, you have never moved in my heart.
23. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"
24. Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart.
25. "White wedding dress with flowers in hand. What's the name of this song? " Let's get married. "Of course."
26. I have met many people in my life. They are like fireworks between my fingers, flickering and finally turning to ashes. Unlike you, you are like Beidou, shining my life.
27. Will you still fall in love with other girls? Yes, she will call you mom.
28. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?
29. "Do you know? There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people and bad people are not bad people. " "What kind of person are you?" "I am your man."
30. "How about I tell you how to lose weight?" Ok, how to reduce it? "Put your heart on me."
3 1. "I'll tell you a story" "You say" "This story is very long, so I'll make it short. I miss you. "
32. It is sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi.
33. I'm pretty sure that all I need is a kiss.
34. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."
35. Since we can't be born together, we will suffer together for a lifetime.
36. "If I am Linger, what are you?" What? "You are Tinker Bell because Linger wants Tinker Bell."
37. The breeze blows gently, and I like you very much.
38. Why can't you gain weight? "I'm afraid you are too narrow-minded to let me go."
39. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"
40. I am in good health. I can resist rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can't resist being like you.
I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.
42. Girl, I am as sure as a gun. I just need a kiss from you.
43. "Did I ever tell you that you look like one of my relatives"? My mother's daughter-in-law.
44. "I just want one thing from my boyfriend" and "It must be you"
45. Do you know any plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.
46. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.
47. "If people have tails, it's a bit embarrassing to say so. Because when I'm with you, I think I can't help wagging my tail. "
48. I think you must be very busy. Just look at the first three words.
49. I stood there, watching you smile at me, and suddenly felt that life is only a hundred years; After a while, things changed.
50. I think you are like a game "My World".
5 1. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.
Do you know what you look like? (What person? ) My woman
53. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you." "Why?" "Because every time I see something good, I want to give it to you ~"
54. "I get dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."
55. "Do you want to make your parents happy?" Yeah, "Take me home if you want."
56. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"
57. "I am an inaccessible person" Why? "Kiss me if you don't believe me."
58. Your circle of friends is called donuts.
59. "Your eyes are so beautiful that I can see what constellation you are." What constellation? Andromeda
60. I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.
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