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Now every time I go back to my hometown, my mother is like a holiday.
When I grow up, as long as I go home every time, my mother will set a table of delicious dishes like a holiday. Knowing that I am going home, I always count the days when I get home. On the day when I go home after the date is set, I always go to the vegetable market early to pick my favorite dishes. She is so busy in her kitchen that she won't let me help her. Cooked dishes or boiled soup, scoop up a bowl and watch me drink it, then bring me soup. When she turns around with my bowl, I always have to restrain myself from letting my mother know that I am wrong. Then Tang came back and said, mom, you rest and we'll talk.
If mom is a job, what's her annual salary?
The little girl who was asked thought for a moment, she looked a little shy, and then said cautiously, maybe ... 100 dollars. I know that in children's world, 100 stands for the highest, just like 100. In the face of this seemingly measurable figure, 100 dollars is the same salary as giving my mother full marks! When asked, is she worried that she has paid too little?
But in fact, we know that mom is priceless. And in her mind, mom is also a perfect score.
The theme of Baique Ling's advertisement: killing time, isn't it also our trouble? Time is slow, don't let you get old! When we encourage ourselves, we often say that today is our youngest day, but for parents, it is not their youngest day. China's parents are the least worried. Even if their children have grown up, they are still children in their eyes. I tell you all the big and small things, for fear that you can't take care of yourself. From college entrance examination to children's marriage, be caring and attentive. They will always say that, mom is fine, mom has enough money, keep it for yourself.
I read a story before. At first I thought it was a joke, but I didn't expect it to be true.
This hero is the Japanese writer Kitano Takeshi. When Kitano Takeshi made a small success, his mother asked him to send her money on time every month. I'll call and swear in a few days. It was not until his mother died that his sister gave him a letter and a passbook, saying that it was a relic left by his mother. The letter wrote: "My son, you grew up in a small field, and your mother was afraid that you would starve to death in the street with nothing. Your money is in this passbook, * * * has ten million yen. "
Finally, one day, I was on TV and paid more than one million yuan. I inexplicably wanted to go back to that long-lost home. My heart was still pounding when I called.
My mother answered the phone: "Have you made money on TV recently?" The tone is very gentle. Unexpectedly, I just said "not bad", and she immediately pestered me and said, "Then give me pocket money!"
What the fuck is going on here? This is a wet blanket.
In that case, let her have a look. I prepared 300,000 cash and invited her to a sushi restaurant.
"Mom, this is your pocket money." I want to give her a surprise.
She asked, "How many?" I proudly said, "300 thousand."
"That's it?" The same harsh tone, "But 300,000 yuan is very beautiful!"
what can I do? Of course, I broke up in discord and vowed never to go home again.
This is Kitano Takeshi's Kikujiro and Zuo Er, which tells the story of his daily life with his mother Zuo Er. What Kitano Takeshi didn't expect was that the unhappiness between Ninja's mother and son, as well as the pocket money to be paid every month, was just that her mother was worried that she would leave one day and that the money earned by that silly boy was gold, so she didn't spend a penny and saved it all.
The greatness of maternal love is beyond your imagination.
When I was a child, I did a survey in my class. If I give my mother a score, how much will you give? I remember I scored 5 because I thought she was sometimes good and sometimes not. Sometimes I blame my mother for not coming home from school, not making lunch in time, and sometimes I forget to buy what I want, so I will give my mother a bad face. But I know that at that time, life at home was not easy. While taking care of work outside, my mother has to go home to cook for me during the lunch break, and then hurry back to work after eating, completely unaware of my mother's hard work.
But when I was sick and wronged, she always stood by me and gave me encouragement and hope. When I was a little older, every time I went home and didn't see my mother, I always asked, Dad, where did my mother go? Dad always shows envious eyes at this moment. Why do you need your mother when you are so old? Probably many people have my similar experience. Mom, where are my socks? What did mom do today? Every detail, my mother is like our personal nanny, always on standby.
What is a mother? In order for you to give up the powerful existence of self-esteem, to protect your existence, not God, but the kind of existence that touches the heartstrings by shouting loudly.
Nowadays, the rebellious children have grown up and know that it is not easy for their mothers. But often because I am not at home, I don't spend much time with my mother, but I don't think so. I always want to go back to see my mother on holiday. Someone made a survey. If you go home for 7 days every year, except for the rest time, you can really get along with your parents for only 45 days in your life.
I always thought that we could be with our parents for the rest of our lives, but in fact, it was so pitiful. This may attract your attention and mine.
Be careful, every day is Mother's Day. The best gift for Mother's Day is your child. This festival is to thank them for their contributions and to remind us to spend more time with them when we go back. I wish the world mother good health and happy holidays.
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