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Because the emperor made a fool of himself in the parade, he decided to "repent". Even his son didn't listen, so he ordered the arrest of the two swindlers and decided to chop them into pieces and feed them to the wild animals.

The two swindlers were afraid of being caught by the emperor and put to death. They had a brainwave and found that they could avoid being killed, which was also a good opportunity not to be missed.

They first came to a deep mountain where thousands of robbers were hiding. They found the bandit leader and paid him 10 thousand gold coins to protect themselves. The bandit leader readily agreed.

Then they turned themselves into two prophets. They went into the palace, found the emperor and asked, "Your Majesty, are you looking for two swindlers?"

"Do you have any news?" The emperor asked eagerly, and the liar said, "There is news. As long as your majesty's army surrounds the mountain outside the city and attacks it with fire, the swindlers will naturally come out. What about the financial statements you gave them? "

"Really?" The emperor asked, "Of course, we dare to cheat you." "Well, I will make you a great prophet to defend our country" and "Your Majesty Xie", two liars, resigned proudly.

The next day, the emperor brought 50 thousand light cavalry to attack the mountain. This is terrible. They angered the robbers in the mountains. The robbers were strong, so they assembled a team and killed them. The cavalry was killed. The emperor was also killed, but the robber's pioneer was also seriously injured.

At this moment, two swindlers have succeeded in usurping the throne, and the remaining troops who are preparing to attack the robbers are trying to get their money back. Two swindlers were excited about their perfect plan when suddenly the prince rushed into the room with his men, caught them and executed them on the spot. From then on, the prince's stepfather was the emperor.

Since the crown prince proclaimed himself emperor, the country has been very prosperous, and the people have been living happily until now.

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After the parade, the emperor returned to his palace, flew into a rage and called all the ministers to the hall. He said angrily, "I ask you, can you see my magic dress?" The emperor is like a roaring lion, and his voice resounds through the whole hall, even echoing. In their own experience, ministers have actually suspected that the two weavers are liars and the clothes they made are fake. But now that the emperor has lost his temper, ministers dare not speak out their doubts for fear of being killed. Therefore, ministers have to be condemned by conscience to please the emperor for their own lives and property. They said in unison, "Of course they can see! What a beautiful pattern! What a beautiful color! " After listening to the ministers, the emperor's anger has dissipated by seven points, and he is still a little complacent! However, no one expected that this would only make the country poorer. In addition, because the emperor has been immersed in the sea of clothes all day since then. As a result, two large and exquisite wardrobes were added to his bedroom, and he also dealt with clothes all day. The best fashion designers in the country go in and out of the palace almost every day. The designer revealed many things about the emperor to the people, and the people were very angry after hearing it.

There is an old minister in the palace. He is honest and has made great contributions to the country. He doesn't like the emperor's bad habit of only playing and not caring about state affairs. So, for the sake of the country, he ventured to see the emperor and decided to tell the truth. He said quietly, "Your Majesty, in fact, you didn't wear clothes at the military parade. The people have been talking for a long time, and what the child said is true. Your Majesty, for the sake of your country, please stop being stubborn! " The emperor thought the old minister was rude and dared to criticize the emperor. He was very angry and ordered the loyal minister to be beheaded. Since then, no one has dared to talk about the military parade.

One day, it was the birthday of his beloved princess. He still put on the "clothes" made by the liar, and it was already cold winter. He and his wife went for a walk in the imperial garden, followed by two swindlers. Unfortunately, the trees and flowers have withered. A gust of wind blew, and the emperor couldn't help sneezing, and then he had a few chills. When they came to a tree, suddenly, a dead vine fell from the tree and just grazed the emperor's arm, only to see blood oozing from his arm. The princess next to her quickly covered the emperor's arm with a handkerchief. A white handkerchief was dyed big red. Princess Ai suddenly had a question: "Dear Majesty, you obviously wore clothes, but why did you get scratched by a branch?" As soon as he said this, he woke up the emperor. He thought, I have no clothes to protect me. How can you get hurt so easily? Are ministers telling the truth? The more the emperor thinks about it, the more wrong it is. He ordered the guards to immediately arrest the two weavers and put them in prison. The next morning, the emperor personally questioned the two swindlers. It was really the emperor himself who was kept in the dark. He took two swindlers to the street to show off. After the swindler was beheaded, the emperor came to the market and people immediately gathered around. The emperor apologized to the people with shame and regret, and promised never to indulge in clothes again.

Later, the emperor devoted all his energy to the country, and his country finally got rid of poverty and backwardness. Now the weather is favorable and prosperous.

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Since the emperor was pointed out naked by a child loudly, he has goose bumps all over and is very angry. He knows that this matter must not spread, and he has lost all his face naked, but as the king of a country, he must not lose the dignity of the king, otherwise he will not be able to manage a country.

As for the future, what should I do? Say that finish, the emperor stood up with a big belly, casually swaggering back to the palace.

Strangely, for a long time, the emperor did not severely punish the two swindlers, but executed them in public as people thought. On the contrary, he treats them with more kindness and delicacies every day.

The cold winter is coming, and it snows heavily on every street in the whole city. The transparent ice ridge has bent the thick trunk, and the whistling wind has blown all over the field. At this time, the emperor saw two swindlers in the palace.

"Oh, my dear Sir, how are you?" The emperor said with a big smile:

"Thank you for your attention. We are fine. " They answered with one voice.

"You made me such a beautiful skirt that I had a satisfactory summer. In order to reward you, I decided to ... "

"Your Majesty, I have done two things." One of the swindlers warned in a low voice:

"Well, two pieces are better, and one piece for each person is enough," the emperor said to himself. Suddenly, he woke up like a dream and said with a smile, "In order to reward your contribution, I decided to appoint you as my patrol from today, patrol the streets of the city once a day and put on the coat you made for me." ,

"no! Don't! That's your majesty's specialty, and little people can't wear it. " Two swindlers used their quick wits,

"Recently, some citizens have disobeyed management and there are many scammers. As long as they put on my coat, they won't dare to call you liars, "the emperor said with concern."

Ok, now put on my coat and exercise your authority!

"Your majesty! Your Majesty! " They pleaded,

Under the personal supervision of the emperor, the two swindlers put on beautiful "coats" and followed the emperor out of the palace in warm clothes.

"I have prepared a grand inauguration ceremony. You can't miss it, can you? " The emperor asked with concern.

"no! No! " The two swindlers spoke in unison.

Less than ten minutes after the inauguration ceremony, two naked swindlers had their noses running with cold, their hands holding their chests, stamping their feet and jumping, moaning and wailing.

"Are these two clothes still warm?"

"Warm ... and, warm ... warm ... and", the two swindlers answered with trembling hands.

Since then, an interesting thing has happened in this city. Every morning and evening, the citizens of the whole city can see: in the streets and alleys, two naked men keep running.

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The emperor walked all the way, pretending to be proud, his body was straight and his shoulders and back were a little sore. The courtier who pulled his empty skirt behind him knew that he was doing something ridiculous and wanted to laugh. But afraid to laugh, I had to bite my lower lip tightly. In the escort team, everyone stared at the ground and dared not squint at their companions; I'm afraid I can't help laughing when I look at each other.

People are not trained to be courtiers and guards. They never think of biting their lips or staring at the ground. Now that I have said it, the laughter is boiling.

"Ha ha, see the emperor without clothes!"

"Hee hee, crazy! What a shame! "

"Pencil necked! How ugly! "

"Scared, look at his arms and thighs, like a molting chicken!"

The emperor was ashamed and annoyed when he heard these words. The more ashamed he was, he stopped and said to the ministers, "Didn't you hear these disloyal people gossiping there? Why not! My new suit is so beautiful that only I can wear it; I look more dignified and noble in it: don't you all say so? These blind bastards! I will wear this suit forever! Whoever deliberately speaks ill is a bad person. If you rebel, catch him at once and kill him! Just, just, just like that. Go and announce that this is the law, the latest law. "

Ministers dare not neglect, immediately ordered their people to blow their horns, called the people together, and announced the new law in the harshest tone. Sure enough, the laughter stopped. The emperor was comforted and began to move forward again.

But not far away, the joking voice soon changed from subtle to loud.

"Ha ha, the emperor didn't ..."

"Ha ha, the skin is really black ..."

"Ha ha, look at the ribs ..."

"damn it! Never new ... "

The emperor can't stand it any longer. His face turned yellow and purple with anger, and he shouted at the ministers, "Did you hear that?"

"Yes," the ministers answered trembling.

"Have you forgotten the law just published?"

"No, no ..." Before the ministers finished, they turned and ordered the soldiers to "arrest all the jokers!"

The street is in chaos. The soldiers ran around like wild horses, intercepting the fugitives with long guns. People fled in all directions, some fell down and some jumped off others' shoulders. Crying and screaming, it's a mess. As a result, forty or fifty people were arrested, including women and children. The emperor ordered the law to be enforced on the spot in order to let people know that what he said was true, and no one dared to violate the new law in the future.

From then on, of course, the emperor could not wear other clothes. In the court, when he returned to the harem, he was always naked, and he often touched this and that with his hands to sort out the folds of his clothes. His concubines and courtiers couldn't help laughing; After a long time, I have developed a skill. Seeing his black and thin body and posturing, no matter how ridiculous, I pretended as if nothing had happened. I didn't laugh, but I seemed to believe that he was wearing clothes. In concubines and courtiers, this skill is indispensable; If not, then don't talk about status, it is almost impossible to save your life.

However, there are always exceptions in everything between heaven and earth, and some people get into trouble because of occasional carelessness.

One is the emperor's favorite concubine. One day, she accompanied the emperor to drink. In order to please the emperor, she drank a glass of bright red wine and sent it to the emperor's mouth. At the same time, she said, "May you drink it all at once, and may you live longer than the world!"

The emperor was very happy, opened his mouth and drank it in one gulp. Maybe I drank too fast and coughed, and a lot of wine poured out and landed on my chest.

"ouch! Get your chest dirty! "

"What? Chest! "

The princess woke up at once, her pink face turned gray, and she trembled and said, "No, it isn't; Is the clothes dirty ... "

"Change is useless! Call me naked! You are stupid, you are disloyal, and you have broken the law! " The emperor was very angry and turned to his courtiers and said, "Take her to the executioner."

The other is a learned priest. Although he hardly practiced that skill with his companions, he felt like a hairless monkey when he saw the emperor sitting naked on his throne. He is always afraid that he will laugh or say the wrong thing if he is not careful and lose his life. So he took it for granted that he would go back to serve his old mother and then resign to the emperor.

The emperor said, "This is your filial piety. Very good. I allow you to resign. "

The minister thanked the emperor and turned down the hall, as if he had untied a big cangue weighing 50 Jin from his shoulder. He was so happy that he unconsciously said to himself, "This time it's great. We don't have to see the naked emperor anymore."

The emperor heard the word "clothes" and asked the following courtiers: "What did he say?"

The courtiers looked at the face of the emperor. They were too strict to lie, so they told the truth.

The emperor's anger spurted out like fire. "good! So you want to go back because you don't want to see me. _ Then you never want to go back! " He immediately told his courtiers, "Take him to the executioner."

After these two things, both the imperial court and the harem, people are more cautious.

However, most people don't have the skill of concubines. Whenever the emperor came out and saw his pretentious and dry body, he couldn't help pointing and laughing. The result was brutal killing. The emperor sacrificed to heaven and more than 300 people died; More than 500 people were killed during the parade. When I was traveling in Beijing, because there were many streets and many people joking, I died 1000 people.

Too many people have died, which is terrible. A kind old minister couldn't bear it and tried to stop it. He knew that the emperor always refused to admit his mistakes; When you say he is wrong, the more he says he is right, the result is that you suffer. The correct way is to let the emperor put on clothes voluntarily; If you can do this, there will be no jokes and no killing. He stayed up for several nights, trying to get the emperor to put on his clothes voluntarily.

I figured it out. The old minister went to see the emperor and said, "I have the most loyal meaning and would like to tell the emperor." You have always liked new clothes, which is quite right. When you put on new clothes, a button shines, and you will look more dignified and glorious. But I haven't seen you make new clothes recently. There are always many things in the country, so forget it? Your suit is a little old. Ask the seamstress to make another suit and change it quickly! "

"Old?" The emperor looked at his chest and thighs and touched them up and down with his hands. "no! This is a magical suit that will never wear out. I want to wear this suit forever, didn't you hear me? You want me to change, because you want to embarrass me and make me unlucky. Just look at you. You've always been fine, and you're getting old. I won't kill you, go to jail! "

That veteran is a whitewash, and the number of murders has not decreased at all. And because the emperor couldn't stop talking and laughing, he was very unhappy, so he stipulated stricter laws. This law is like this: when the emperor passes by, the people are not allowed to make any noise; Make a noise, no matter what you say, arrest and kill at once.

After the promulgation of this law, most adults feel that it is too much. It can be said that ridicule is a crime. How can you whisper that other things are also crimes, kill them? Everyone got together, lined up, walked to the front of the palace, knelt on the ground and said they had something to see the emperor.

The emperor came out with a little panic on his face, but he pretended to be calm and shouted, "What are you doing here?" ! Do you want to rebel? "

Generally, an old man dare not lift his head and say "no, no" repeatedly. If the emperor said so, we would never dream of it. "

The emperor was relieved and immediately looked dignified and noble. He touched the skirt he didn't actually have, and then asked, "Then what are you doing here?"

"We asked the emperor to give us freedom of speech and laughter. Those who dare to say that they dare to laugh at the emperor are really guilty. Damn it, it's not wrong to kill them But we will never do that. We just want freedom of speech and laughter. Please ask the emperor to abolish the new law! "

The emperor smiled and said, "Is freedom yours? If you want to be free, don't be my person; As my people, you must obey my laws. My law is an iron law. Scrap? Scared, there is no such thing! " Say that finish, he turned and walked in.

Generally older adults are afraid to say anything. After a while, a few people looked up slightly and peeped. It turned out that the emperor had already left. I can't help it. Everyone has to go back. Since then, everyone has changed their minds. When the emperor came out, everyone closed the door and sat at home, and no one went out to watch.

One day, the emperor came to the palace with many courtiers and soldiers. The passing streets are empty and there is no one there; Every door is closed. There are only the footsteps of wiping, wiping and wiping in the street, just like secretly marching at night.

But the emperor still doubts. He stopped suddenly and cocked his head to listen. There seemed to be a voice in the wall, and he shouted sharply to the ministers, "Didn't you hear!" " "

Ministers also cocked his head and listened immediately, and soon answered with her:

"Yes, the child is crying."

"Also, it's a woman singing."

"Laughing seems to be drunk."

The emperor's anger flared up again. He shouted to his ministers, "What a bunch of useless things! Have you forgotten my law? "

Ministers repeatedly promised several "yes", turned around and ordered soldiers to open all the doors with voices inside, regardless of gender, regardless of size, and arrested them and killed them.

Something unexpected happened. Soldiers opened the doors of many families and broke into houses to arrest people; Many men and women from large and small families rushed out. Instead of running away, they all rushed to the emperor, stretched out their hands and tore at the emperor's meat, shouting, "Tear off your empty clothes!" " Tear off your empty clothes! "

This is really a chaotic and funny scene that I have never seen before. The man's strong hand held the emperor's arm like a dead branch, and the woman's white fist hit the emperor's black and yellow chest. Two children also crowded in and grabbed the black hair under the emperor's arm. People were surrounded by wind and rain, and the emperor ran around and was turned back; He wants to squat down again, learn from hedgehogs and huddle up, but he can't. The most unbearable thing is that his armpit itches so badly that he has to pinch his arm hard, but he can't. He was so anxious that he shrank his neck, frowned, lifted his nose and grinned, which made everyone laugh.

When the soldiers came back from door to door, they saw the emperor's unlucky appearance, like a monkey stung by a group of wasps, and forgot his usual dignity, and laughed with everyone.

At first, the ministers were a little panicked. They couldn't help laughing when they heard the soldiers laughing and secretly looking at the emperor.

After laughing for a while, the soldiers and ministers suddenly realized that they also broke the law with the people. People used to laugh at the emperor and help him punish the people. Now they are on the side of the people. Look at the emperor, red and purple, shivering in a ball, like a chicken drenched in water. It's really funny. Laugh when you are funny, but the emperor is not allowed to laugh. Isn't this the asshole method? Thinking of this, they also shouted with everyone: "tear off your empty clothes!" " Tear off your empty clothes! "

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Since the emperor was pointed out naked by a child loudly, he has goose bumps all over and is very angry. He knows that this matter must not spread, and he has lost all his face naked, but as the king of a country, he must not lose the dignity of the king, otherwise he will not be able to manage a country.

As for the future, what should I do? Say that finish, the emperor stood up with a big belly, casually swaggering back to the palace.

Strangely, for a long time, the emperor did not severely punish the two swindlers, but executed them in public as people thought. On the contrary, he treats them with more kindness and delicacies every day.

The cold winter is coming, and it snows heavily on every street in the whole city. The transparent ice ridge has bent the thick trunk, and the whistling wind has blown all over the field. At this time, the emperor saw two swindlers in the palace.

"Oh, my dear Sir, how are you?" The emperor said with a big smile:

"Thank you for your attention. We are fine. " They answered with one voice.

"You made me such a beautiful skirt that I had a satisfactory summer. In order to reward you, I decided to ... "

"Your Majesty, I have done two things." One of the swindlers warned in a low voice:

"Well, two pieces are better, and one piece for each person is enough," the emperor said to himself. Suddenly, he woke up like a dream and said with a smile, "In order to reward your contribution, I decided to appoint you as my patrol from today, patrol the streets of the city once a day and put on the coat you made for me." ,

"no! Don't! That's your majesty's specialty, and little people can't wear it. " Two swindlers used their quick wits,

"Recently, some citizens have disobeyed management and there are many scammers. As long as they put on my coat, they won't dare to call you liars, "the emperor said with concern."

Ok, now put on my coat and exercise your authority!

"Your majesty! Your Majesty! " They pleaded,

Under the personal supervision of the emperor, the two swindlers put on beautiful "coats" and followed the emperor out of the palace in warm clothes.

"I have prepared a grand inauguration ceremony. You can't miss it, can you? " The emperor asked with concern.

"no! No! " The two swindlers spoke in unison.

Less than ten minutes after the inauguration ceremony, two naked swindlers had their noses running with cold, their hands holding their chests, stamping their feet and jumping, moaning and wailing.

"Are these two clothes still warm?"

"Warm ... and, warm ... warm ... and", the two swindlers answered with trembling hands.

Since then, an interesting thing has happened in this city. Every morning and evening, the citizens of the whole city can see: in the streets and lanes, two naked men keep running.

"Look! This is the emperor's new clothes! " To tell the truth, the child looked at the two swindlers who ran in front of him and said with a smile.