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The girl said she was bored to death. How can I reply humorously?

1, if I don't stick to you, you won't be bored to death! Because I love you deeply, I stick to you every day!

It doesn't matter if you bother me, but it won't work if you ignore me.

Are you in a bad mood? Then let's go eat delicious food!

4. How did you die? When did you call the police? Oh, no

If you are so unhappy, let's go to the movies.

6. You must be very sad now. I am sorry to see you sad.

7. Let's recall those good times together. commemorate ...

Although the situation is very bad now, I will stay with you until it gets better.

9. Let it out. You know, there are no obstacles in the world.